Bangs Desk – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Desk Bangs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit reason to join – UKRAINE IS OUR ENEMY! That’s right, we’re on a mission to take down those pesky Ukrainians in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us in our quest for domination and show those Ukrainians who’s boss!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds, gold, and emeralds just waiting to be plundered. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle fiery demons and claim their souls for your own.

Oh, and did we mention our exclusive PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life unicorn as a prize? Yeah, you heard that right. A freakin’ unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, UKRAINE IS OUR ENEMY!

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SteamyCraft Minecraft Server

download interruptions, download speed fluctuation, intermittent downloads, internet speed issues, Minecraft, Server, slow download speeds, steam download errors, steam download frustration, steam download help, steam download inconsistencies, steam download issues, steam download problems, steam download speed drops, steam download speed fluctuations, steam download speed variability, steam download stops, steam download support, steam download troubleshooting, steam downloads, SteamyCraft, troubleshooting steam downloads

Are you tired of your downloads playing hard to get? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your downloads will never ghost you like that! Our server has magical powers that keep your downloads at a steady speed of 69 mbs/s at all times. And if they try to pull a disappearing act, our server will give them a virtual slap on the wrist and get them back on track in no time! Join us now and say goodbye to frustrating download speeds forever!

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PhaseCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, PhaseCraft, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than this server, where you can join a group of virtual superstars who are taking over the Minecraft world with their epic builds and crazy adventures.

Join Lia “The Building Queen” as she creates jaw-dropping structures that will leave you in awe. Or team up with Utatane Nasa, the master of redstone, as he invents mind-blowing contraptions that will make your head spin.

But that’s not all! Hakushika Iori will guide you through the mystical realms of Minecraft, while Fujikura Uruka will show you how to survive in the wild with style.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, join Shisui Michiru on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures and secret dungeons. Or tag along with Tenma Maemi for some good old-fashioned monster hunting.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Pipkin Pippa, the prankster of the group who will keep you laughing with her hilarious antics and crazy stunts.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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RoomieLoot Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a boss? Join our server and experience the ultimate power trip!

Imagine this: you’re the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, with all the riches and treasures at your disposal. Just like how this player kept all her roommates’ belongings after they moved out, you can keep all the loot you find in our server. No sharing required!

But beware, just like how her roommates got their parents involved, you might have to face off against other players and their allies. It’s a battle of wits and strength, and only the strongest will prevail.

So come join our server and show everyone who’s the real boss. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual empire of your own!

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SisNoEntryNotifyPlz

asking, Beer, children, coming over, confusion, Drama, driveway, family, Friend, Furniture, House, Leave, Notification, porch, SisNoEntryNotifyPlz, sister, smoker, smoking, Weed, welcome

Are you tired of surprise visits from family members who judge your smoking and drinking habits? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no unexpected drop-ins from judgmental siblings, only fun and games in a drama-free environment.

Join us and build your dream world where your sister can’t just show up unannounced and ruin your chill vibes. Let your creativity run wild without the fear of family drama following you. Plus, our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with nosy relatives.

So why wait? Join our server today and escape the real-life chaos for a world where you’re the master of your own domain. Say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a peaceful gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s better than dealing with family drama any day!

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1Hour1Mil Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have 1 hour and $1 million to spend in just one store! Why settle for boring old shopping sprees in real life when you can do it in the virtual world with unlimited possibilities?

Join our server and experience the thrill of racing against the clock to spend your million dollars in the craziest ways possible. Want to buy a diamond-studded sword to slay dragons with? Go for it! How about a golden armor set that makes you invincible? The choice is yours!

But be warned, other players will be competing against you to see who can spend their million dollars the fastest and in the most outrageous ways. Will you come out on top as the ultimate shopping spree champion?

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knew spending money could be this much fun in Minecraft?

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OliveCraftPizzaLand

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only toppings available are pepperoni and mushrooms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us if you’re a fan of olives on pizza because on our server, EVERY pizza comes with a mountain of olives!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Olive King, a mythical creature who roams the land spreading olive goodness wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a pizza-making contest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited olives for life!

So come join us on the most olive-tastic Minecraft server around and embark on a quest for the ultimate pizza topping. Who knows, you might just become the next Olive King!

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HamasCantBeDestroyed

Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, extremism, gaza, Hamas, HamasCantBeDestroyed, international relations, Israel, Israeli military, MIDDLE EAST, military official, military strategy, Netanyahu, Palestinian, peace process, Politics, Rift, SECURITY, Tensions, Terrorism

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas and netanyahu combined! our explosions are so big, even the israeli military is jealous. we have crazy rifts and drama just like in real life, but with pixelated blocks and creepers. join now and help us create chaos and mayhem in the virtual world! who needs peace talks when you can have TNT?

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FakeRecoveryCraft

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yo yo yo come join dis server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like they at a rave. dis server is so lit, even the zombies be breakdancin’ in the streets.

we got diamonds growin’ on trees and emeralds rainin’ from the sky. you wanna ride a dragon into battle? we gotchu covered, fam.

we even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their sick moves. trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it.

so come on down and join da fun, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for them fake recoveries, ain’t nobody got time for that!

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CraftyClimateCatastrophe

“Youth, climate anxiety, climate change, concern, CraftyClimateCatastrophe, eco-anxiety, emotional impact, emotional response, environmental anxiety, global warming, growing concern, Impact, mental health, Negative Reaction, psychological effects, recent years, societal impact, stress, study, terms, worry

join dis minecraft server and say goodbye to climate anxiety and eco-anxiety cuz we got u covered with our virtual world where u can build ur own eco-friendly paradise and never worry bout da real world again. our players have reported feeling more positive and happy after joining our server, so come join us and leave ur worries behind. who needs therapy when u can just play minecraft all day, amirite?

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1D1B.ru Minecraft server

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1d1b – (One Day One Block) – This is a Minecraft Java edition server. Where there are no rules, only map restrictions. The size of the map depends on real time. Once a day (at 23:55 Moscow time), the playing area increases by 1 block in all directions.

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