ClichéButWise – Minecraft SMP

Cliche, ClichéButWise, common life advice, deep understanding, growth mindset., life guidance, life lessons, life philosophy, life principles, life wisdom, mindset change, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Understanding, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	244	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like getting chased by a pack of angry llamas or accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block.

Our server is like a real-life lesson in the importance of teamwork and communication. You’ll learn the hard way that trying to build a castle by yourself is a recipe for disaster when a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows it all to smithereens. But fear not, because our community is always there to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So why join our crazy Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombies while riding on the back of a flying pig? And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the legendary secret of the enchanted cow that can grant wishes (or at least give you unlimited steak). Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now!

HatecrushCraft

attraction, complex emotions, conflicting emotions, conflicting feelings, dislike, emotional connection, emotions, hate, HatecrushCraft, Human nature, internal conflict, love-hate relationships, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Personal experiences, Physical attraction, Psychology, relationships, romantic feelings, sexual desire, Sexuality

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1882	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies – including the ones you never knew you had!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where even your enemies can’t help but turn you on. That’s right, we’ve got a special plugin that makes every player you dislike or hate suddenly irresistible. Who knew that rivalry could be so steamy?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a rare item that can make anyone fall head over heels for you. Use it wisely, or not – we won’t judge!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places.

DeifCraft: The Ultimate Block Warfare

Assassination, BLOCK, confirmed dead, Conflict, DeifCraft, extremist group, gaza, Hamas, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, military leader, Mohammad Deif, Oct. 7 attacks, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, security threat, targeted killing, Terrorism, Ultimate, violence, War, WARFARE

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Emeralds Found:	886
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchantments Applied:	161
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles like the one between Mohammad Deif and Israel but with blocks and swords instead of guns and bombs. join us and be a part of the action as we reenact this historic battle in the virtual world. plus, our server has the best loot and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!

ChocoCraft: Heavy Metal Havoc

cadmium, chococraft, Chocolate, Cocoa products, consumer awareness, contamination, Food Safety, harmful substances, Havoc, health risks, heavy, heavy metals, lead, maximum allowable dose, metal, metal toxicity, organic options, public health, regulatory standards, safety guidelines, study, toxic metals, U.S. retailers, worst offenders

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Buildings Constructed:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

yo yo yo, listen up gamers!! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this one!! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya!

first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!

but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!

oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮

Karlsson’s Mildly Peculiar Java-licious Season 3 Whitelisted Server

+18, 1.21, community-driven, content creators, Cosmetics, Discord, Europe, java, Javalicious, Karlssons, mildly, multiplayer, Papermc, peculiar, PvP, safe gaming environment, Season, season 3, Server, shopping district, smp, Streamer, Trophies, Vanilla, Web map, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

karlssonSMP <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/assinarmy/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 has just launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Custom Armor Statues: Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads: Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures: Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep: Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District: Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border: Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap: The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets: Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat: Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops: Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
Location: Europe
Current Version: 1.21

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

CraftyCapitalism Minecraft Server

Abomination, Absurd, capitalism, consumerism, corporate power, CraftyCapitalism, economic inequality, economic system, environmental degradation, Exploitation, Greed, INEQUALITY, infinite growth, Minecraft, Natural, profit-driven, Server, social injustice, societal structure, unsustainable, unsustainable practices, wealth gap

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a giant zombie with a diamond sword. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Or when someone accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake that attracted hordes of hungry zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server, where infinite growth is not just a goal, it’s a way of life.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

The Mining Medalchads – Minecraft SMP

achievement, athletes, celebration, Champions, Competition, competition rules, eligibility, Excellence, gold medal countries, medal chads, Medalchads, Minecraft, Mining, national pride, olympics, Participation, podium, pride, smp, Sportsmanship, Thread, TOP 5, Victory, WINNERS

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	855	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Only the top 5 gold medal countries are allowed to post in this thread because we only want the best of the best (sorry, silver and bronze countries, maybe next time).

Join our server if you want to participate in epic battles where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). We have insane events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. And don’t even get us started on our “Sheep Racing” competition – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep zooming around a track at lightning speed.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the most elite players are allowed entry. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Just make sure you’re from one of the top 5 gold medal countries, or else you’ll have to sit this one out.

HouseWarmingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, bbq, BETRAYAL, Budget, Communication, Disappointment, Dream House, friendship, garden, gardening, Happiness, house buying, house viewing, HouseWarmingCraft, Jealousy, large dog, Minecraft, mortgage rates, mutual friend, offer, Server, UK housing market, Upset

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	121	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Void Armor Forged:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of house-hunting woes like our friend here? Well, on our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about sneaky friends stealing it from under your nose!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect plot of land, crafting your ideal home, and hosting epic garden parties with your virtual dog (who never needs to be walked)!

Don’t let your friends rain on your parade – on our server, the only competition is who can build the most outrageous, envy-inducing mansion!

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

OpinionatedSisGTFO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, children, Commitment, ENGAGEMENT, family, Happiness, love, Marriage, Naive, OpinionatedSisGTFO, Opinions, Proposal, relationships, Rude, rules, sister, sisterly advice, Stability, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4397
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!

Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!

But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!

DeifDownInCraft

Assassination, Conflict, Deif, DeifDownInCraft, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas Commander, Hamas Leader, intelligence, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, News, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Votes:	6241
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we confirm the craziest things like deif getting rekt by israel! u can be part of the action and witness the madness unfold in our virtual world! build ur own base and defend it from crazy attacks just like deif did (rip deif). join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #minecraftmadness #deifgotowned #israelrules

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