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GodCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

🤣 Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling abandoned and alone? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, God himself will never leave you nor forsake you! That’s right, you’ll have the Almighty watching over you as you build, mine, and survive in this crazy world.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have divine protection, but you’ll also have the chance to reap some epic rewards if you don’t faint from all the excitement. Just imagine the treasures waiting for you in due season!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where miracles happen and the only limit is your imagination. And remember, on this server, even the creepers are afraid of God’s wrath! 😂🙏🏼🔥

StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Towns Built:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Votes:	2244
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

DeafCrafters Unite!

anxiety, autism suspicion, awkward situation, bus etiquette, bus incident, Confrontation, DeafCrafters, disability, elderly respect, FAKING, faking disability, hearing impairment, offering seats, Panic, panic response, public transportation, respect for elderly, social anxiety, social awkwardness, Social Interaction, unite

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Votes:	2130
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape awkward situations like this? Join our server and never worry about fake disabilities or confrontations again! Our community is so friendly, you won’t even need to fake sign language to get out of uncomfortable situations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can ride a virtual bus and offer seats to elderly NPCs for extra points! Join now and say goodbye to social anxiety in the most hilarious way possible!

UnwantedSMP: Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ores Mined:	4719
Dragon Eggs Found:	6533	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of being forced to eat broccoli for dinner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that no one will ever force you to eat broccoli again! Join us and feast on virtual steak and cake instead!

”’Why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a master at telling dad jokes that will make you LOL for days.”’

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only thing being forced on you is fun and laughter!

CraftyVoterFraudFun

civil rights, CraftyVoterFraudFun, Democracy, democratic principles, election integrity, electoral fraud, electoral justice, Electoral Process, electoral transparency., federal felony, government accountability, legal accountability, political corruption, political reform, US Congress, voter disenfranchisement, voter fraud, voter manipulation, voter registration, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the US Congress can’t handle it! We don’t believe in voter registration here, so come join us and vote for your favorite block instead. Who needs laws when you have diamonds? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ores Mined:	3381	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can take out ur frustrations on israel by building epic structures and unleashing ur wrath on them in the virtual world? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane griefing opportunities, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur revenge on israeli players. come join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this blocky world!

SituationCraft: BidenHarris vs Iran

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Magic Items Found:	1042	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and harris running around in the situation room trying to stop iran from attacking israel but don’t worry, they’re just playing minecraft too! watch as they build giant walls and defend their base from evil creepers and zombies. join now for a chance to team up with biden and harris and save the world in the most epic minecraft battle ever! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas and flying pigs? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save israel together, minecraft style!

TrendyCraft2020

chic, classic, clothing, Cycle, fashion, fashion cycle, fashion evolution, fashion history, fashion trend, Outfit, personal style, Repetitive, Retro, same, Style, Timeless, trend, trendy, TrendyCraft2020, vintage, Wardrobe

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do we have the server for you!

our server is like a magical land where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds grow on trees. not to mention, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips while trading emeralds.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings your praises.

we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. it’s lit, fam.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server and become the trendiest person in all of minecraft land. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

FrogFingerLoveCraft

amphibians, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal pheromones, chemical communication, courtship rituals, evolutionary biology, frog species, FrogFingerLoveCraft, male poison frogs, mating, mating signals, pheromones, Rainforest, Reproduction, reproductive success, scent glands, scent signals, tropical frogs, wildlife

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got frogs dat produce pheromones in their fingers, like wut even?! u can use dat to help u find ur minecraft soulmate or somethin, it’s like love potion but frog style. plus, these frogs are all about dat mating game, so u know it’s gonna be a wild time on dis server. come join us and see if u can find ur froggy love connection, ribbit ribbit!

WitchCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
New Chunks Explored:	586160	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cast a spell on you? Look no further than our server filled with cute anime witches, pretty anime witches, and witches with big hats! Watch as these magical beings fly on brooms and perform all sorts of witchery that will leave you spellbound.

Join in on discussions about why witches are the greatest beings in the Minecraft world. From brewing potions to casting spells, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the magic of our witch-filled world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about casting spells and flying on brooms!