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Potty Break Paradise

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate bathroom break destination!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic battles with giant spiders, and quests that will have you laughing so hard you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of bathrooms available).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most exhilarating bathroom breaks of your life! Just don’t forget to bring some extra toilet paper, things can get messy around here.

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

BlockBlast, bombs, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, Crisis, Force Chief, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, killing, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, Military operations, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Rockets, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

lol come join our minecraft server where the only thing getting bombed is creepers and not innocent people! we got so much chaos and destruction you’ll think you’re in the middle of a war zone, but it’s just us blowing up stuff for fun! plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a hezbollah rocket and launch yourself into the sky like a true chief! join now and be part of the madness, where the only casualties are the ones who didn’t join our server!

CraftyQueensThaiLove

acceptance, bill, civil rights, CraftyQueensThaiLove, Diversity, equality, Historic, HUMAN RIGHTS, King, landmark, law, LGBT community, lgbtq rights, love is love, Marriage equality, milestone, progressive, same-sex unions, social change, South East Asia, thailand

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Astral Projections Made:	3	Emeralds Found:	9845
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate love and equality just like Thailand’s king!! we have rainbow sheep, unicorn horses, and a dance party every night in the pixelated disco! build your own same-sex castle with your partner and rule over the land like the royalty you are! who needs a crown when you have a diamond helmet?! join now for a chance to win a virtual honeymoon to the end dimension! love is love, even in blocky form!

Ozempic Opioid Overdose Prevention Server

chronic pain management, clinical trials, diabetes medication, Drug Interactions, drug safety, health outcomes, Healthcare, lower risk, Medical research, new study, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid overdose, overdose, overdose prevention, ozempic, Patients, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Prevention, public health, Server, study, treatment options

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly u feel like u need a shot of insulin? well, this server got u covered! we got a new study that says if u play on our server, u have a 42%-68% lower risk of opioid overdose! who knew blocky pixels could save lives, amirite? so come join us and build ur way to better health while also crafting some sick builds. trust us, this server is the real deal.

🍑PEACH🍑 | VANILLA | NO PRIVATES AND GRIEFERING Minecraft server

1.16.5, BUILDING REQUESTS, Custom Items, custom mechanics, DISCORD AUTHORIZATION, Economy, Griefing, GUILD BASE, Minecraft, no privates, peach, Plugins, PvP, Server, unique mechanics, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Peach?

1.16.5 and above

Vanilla server without privates and griefing

PvP by agreement

Discord authorization

Unique mechanics:

When creating a building, if the builder leaves a request, the building will be played by the server, and a custom item or mechanic will be added

Example: a player built a bank – an economy appeared on the server

Built a guild base, a guild appeared, etc.

Important: the building will not be played if it does not correspond to the level of implementation of the requested mechanics

There is a voice chat plasmovoice on the server (installation is optional)

All other items are implemented by plugins, there are already custom items with custom mechanics

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Digimon Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, animated series, Anime, beginner’s guide, childhood favorite, Creatures, Digimon, Digital Monsters, Evolution, FANTASY, japanese animation, kids show, Minecraft, Nostalgia, recommended, recommended order, series, Server, starting point, streaming, watch online

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Divine Spears Created:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Digimon adventure on steroids!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Digimon hidden deep within the pixelated world. But be warned, these Digimon aren’t your average creatures – they’re armed with diamond swords and ready to battle!

Not only will you get to train and battle Digimon, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese (yes, you read that right).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic Digimon journey. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome?

Safe Wireless Earbuds Minecraft SMP

audio accessories, comfort, convenience, ear health, ear protection, earbud accessories, earbud design, earbud features, earbud protection, earbud safety, earbuds, headphones, long-term use, Minecraft, noise cancellation, Safe, Safety, smp, sound quality, Technology, wireless, wireless audio, wireless devices, wireless earbuds, wireless technology

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of getting tangled in your wired earbuds while playing Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our server is so advanced that even our earbuds are wireless, so you can game in peace without any pesky cords getting in your way. Plus, rumor has it that wearing our wireless earbuds gives you superhuman Minecraft skills. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining dirt to finding diamonds in record time after joining our server. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game with our magical wireless earbuds!

DroneDramaCraft

@strange man, aerial shot, aita, chewing out, Confrontation, drone flying, drone guy, DroneDramaCraft, fenced backyard, Gaslighting, heated moment, justified anger, lying.., pissed off, privacy invasion, privacy violation, real estate listing, remote rural neighborhood, sketchy behavior

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy and doesn’t send drones to spy on you? Look no further than our server! We promise not to hover over your virtual house and take pix without your consent. Plus, our community is full of players who will have your back if anyone tries to pull a drone stunt on you.

Join now and experience the thrill of building and exploring without the fear of being spied on by sketchy drone operators. Our server is a safe space for all players, where gaslighting and lying are strictly prohibited (unless it’s all in good fun, of course). So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without any unwanted aerial surveillance!

CraftyTime SMP

artistic endeavors, CraftyTime, Creative pursuits, fitness goals, hobby, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness practices, outdoor adventures, Passion projects., personal interests, productivity tips, Relaxation, self-care, skill development, smp, stress relief, time constraints, Time management, Wellness routines, Wishful thinking, work-life balance

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Votes:	5374
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of boring old hobbies like stamp collecting or knitting? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war and cover your entire castle in pink wool. But don’t worry, you can get your revenge by building a giant lava pit right outside their base.

Not convinced yet? How about this: we have a secret underground city where players compete in epic PvP battles for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted golden sword. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who needs stamp collecting when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

TrendyCraftRevival

chic, classic, COMEBACK, fad, fashion, Fashionable, Hip, iconic, modern twist, Nostalgia, old school, Popular, reinvented, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, Timeless, Trendsetter, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!