BANANA KID – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Axion Kingdom

Adventure, Axion, bespoke, Community, Development, friendship, Kingdom, Memories, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, nonsense, Owners, pay to win, Players, Plot, Plot World, Plugins, PvP, safe haven, smp, Survival, Trade

Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft Nostalgia
Discord Link	Join our Discord

Tired of joining servers that feel more like corporate empires than the classic survival worlds we grew up with? We’re here to bring back the real experience—a survival multiplayer world with no unnecessary plugins, no game-breaking mods, and no greedy owners looking to profit.

Features

Pure Survival PVP – Battle, explore, and survive just like the good old days.
Safe Plot World – A protected zone where PVP is disabled, claim your own plot to build epic bases or trade shops.
No Pay-to-Win, No Nonsense – Just Minecraft as it was meant to be.

If you miss the true Minecraft experience, come join us. A world built for nostalgia—by players, for players.

Currently in Development!

We want this server to be shaped by the players who will call it home. Join us early, be part of our growing community, and help craft a truly bespoke Minecraft experience built for nostalgia—by players, for players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	No, the server is open to all players who follow the rules.
Are there any banned items or behaviors?	We have a strict no-griefing policy and any form of cheating is not allowed.
Can I create my own faction or join an existing one?	Yes, players are free to create factions or join existing ones for cooperative gameplay.

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21

ambiguity, Analyzing, Communication, confusion, Cryptic, deciphering, Decoding, double meaning, dream, Enigmatic, hidden message, implication, inference, inscrutable, insinuation, Interpretation, Meaning, misunderstanding, mystic, perplexity, puzzling, Realms, uncertainty

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like seriously!

We got pigs that can fly, like for real, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they breakdance instead of attacking you. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.

Plus, our diamonds are actually made of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. So you can mine and snack at the same time, what a time to be alive!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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MineCraftMommaLaborChat

Apology, Birth, Braxton hicks, c-section, Childbirth, Communication, contractions, Experience, facebook, false labor, family, GOOGLE, Group Chat, Hospital, judgment, Labor, MineCraftMommaLaborChat, Pregnancy, SIL, sister-in-law, text

🤣👶🏼 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even giving birth can cause drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with contractions, labor updates, and unsolicited advice from your in-laws.

🤰🏼 Picture this: you’re in labor, sending updates to your family chat, and suddenly your sister-in-law starts sending you articles about false labor and Braxton Hicks. Who does that?! But hey, at least you can multitask and clap back mid-contraction like a boss.

🤯 And the plot thickens! After being told you weren’t dilated enough to be admitted, you go home only to rush back to the hospital a few hours later and pop out a baby like it’s nobody’s business. Sil’s reaction? Unfriending you on Facebook. 🤷🏼‍♀️

🤔 So, were you the a-hole for standing up for yourself while in labor? Join our server and let’s discuss this wild ride of a story. Who knew childbirth could be so entertaining? 😂👶🏼🎮

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FlavorFrenzy SMP

cold treat, creamy, DELICIOUS, dessert, Favorite, favorite flavor, favorite ice cream, favorite ice cream flavor, flavor, FlavorFrenzy, frozen dessert, frozen treat, ice cream, ice cream flavor, indulgence, smp, Summer treat, SWEET, sweet treat, Tasty, Treat, yummy

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground lair filled with talking pigs who were planning a rebellion against the evil sheep overlords. It was wild, man.

And the best part is, the server has unlimited ice cream for everyone! Like, you can literally build an ice cream castle and rule over your ice cream subjects while riding a giant ice cream cone into battle. It’s totally insane but in a totally awesome way.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination and the amount of ice cream you can eat in one sitting. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Crafting Diamonds on a Budget

affordability, Budget, budgeting, consumerism, cost of living, Crafting, diamonds, diminishing returns, economic impact, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high-priced goods, inflation, Luxury items, not worth buying, Overpriced, price gouging, price hikes, price inflation, rising costs, unaffordable

Have you ever tried to buy a diamond sword in real life? Yeah, didn’t think so. But on our Minecraft server, diamond swords are so cheap you can buy one for the price of a single potato! Join us and experience a world where everything is ridiculously affordable, from enchanted armor to rare items like dragon eggs. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to deck out your character in the most epic gear without breaking the bank. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground market where you can trade with villagers for even crazier deals. So why waste your emeralds on overpriced gear when you can join us and live like a Minecraft millionaire for less than the cost of a pumpkin pie?

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GazaGiggles Minecraft Server

Ambassador, Conflict, Diplomacy, forced out, foreign policy, gaza, GazaGiggles, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israeli, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, palestinians, peace negotiations, political tensions, Refugee Crisis, security concerns, Server, territorial disputes, united nations, united nations resolutions

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build the craziest shiz ever and have the most lit parties in the virtual world. u know who else shouldn’t be forced out of places? our players, cuz once u join u ain’t never gonna wanna leave. we got pixelated fireworks, giant statues of creepers, and even a secret underground lava dance club. plus, our mods are like the israeli ambassador – they’ll make sure u feel safe and welcome in our virtual paradise. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, cuz this server is where dreams come true (unless ur dreaming of not having fun, then u should probz go somewhere else).

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LulaCraft: Musk Defeated, Europe Bound

bound, Brazil, Business, collaboration, Competition, cooperation, defeated, Economy, Europe, Global, Government, innovation, leadership, Lula, LulaCraft, Musk, Négotiation, Politics, south america, strategy, success, Technology, Victory

so, like, this server is like, the wildest place ever, dude. like, brazil and musk had this epic battle and brazil totally kicked musk’s butt, like, whoa. now lula, the boss of brazil, is like, sharing all his notes with europe on this server. you gotta join, man. you’ll be part of this epic saga, like, fighting off crazy mobs and building the coolest structures ever. plus, you might even get to hang out with lula and hear all his crazy stories. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, dude!

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TraumaCraft: Endo Edition

adulthood trauma, childhood trauma, Chronic pain, Edition, emotional trauma, endo, Endometriosis, gynecological conditions, health disparities, long-term effects, Medical research, mental health, physical abuse, psychological impact, ptsd, reproductive health, sexual abuse, stressful events, trauma survivors, TraumaCraft, traumatic experiences, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive health

lmao u wont believe what this minecraft server has to offer! we got endometriosis linked to traumatic experiences in childhood and adulthood! like what even is that? but dont worry, we got u covered with the most epic adventures and crazy builds that will make u forget all about that endometriosis stuff. join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a little bit of trauma (just kidding… maybe). come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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Foxden

Chipped, Community, Decorative, Discord, Foxden, Framed, Griefing, Industrial Foregoing, Iron’s Spells ‘n Spellbooks, java, Magic, Minigame, Modded, Mods, PvP, Qol, rftools, rules, Silent tools, stealing, Tech, Whitelist

About Us
Foxden is our small java server and community that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We recently finished our 1.21.1 world and lots of our members wanted something new so for this next world it’s completely modded.
We focused a lot of the mods on QOL and decorative stuff, but also wanted some sense of power and progression so we have a few tech/magic mods. A few standout examples: Industrial foregoing RFtools Iron’s spells n’ spellbooks Silent tools Framed Chipped and much more, 106 in total! We also plan on adding a few more mods when they update for the version we’re on.

About Us

Foxden is our small java server and community that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We recently finished our 1.21.1 world and lots of our members wanted something new so for this next world it’s completely modded.

We focused a lot of the mods on QOL and decorative stuff, but also wanted some sense of power and progression so we have a few tech/magic mods. A few standout examples:

Industrial foregoing
RFtools
Iron’s spells n’ spellbooks
Silent tools
Framed
Chipped

and much more, 106 in total! We also plan on adding a few more mods when they update for the version we’re on.

Rules
Must be a member of the discord, speaking in it is optional No slurs, homophobia, racism or anything that could be considered abuse No IRL politics, No controversial subjects, Nothing NSFW (all to be decided at mods discretion) No griefing, including modifying, damaging, killing animals or anything of that nature No stealing No using Farms or villagers without permission or if marked as public No PvP/killing unless it’s during a minigame or with consent from both parties Inactivity for 3+ months could result in your property being transferred to moderator control (Exception can be granted if you talk to a moderator about it) Leaving the discord or being banned will speed up the process of rule 7 Upon breaking rules it is the moderator discretion to either warn, Temp ban or Perma Ban

Rules

Must be a member of the discord, speaking in it is optional
No slurs, homophobia, racism or anything that could be considered abuse
No IRL politics, No controversial subjects, Nothing NSFW (all to be decided at mods discretion)
No griefing, including modifying, damaging, killing animals or anything of that nature
No stealing
No using Farms or villagers without permission or if marked as public
No PvP/killing unless it’s during a minigame or with consent from both parties
Inactivity for 3+ months could result in your property being transferred to moderator control (Exception can be granted if you talk to a moderator about it)
Leaving the discord or being banned will speed up the process of rule 7
Upon breaking rules it is the moderator discretion to either warn, Temp ban or Perma Ban

How to Join
Join our Discord, read our rules channel, react to the message at the bottom and then put your minecraft name inside the whitelist channel. https://discord.gg/5fqE79RH

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without being a member of the Discord?

A: No, joining the Discord is a requirement to join the server.

Q: Are there any specific mods required to play on the server?

A: Yes, the server is completely modded with a total of 106 mods. You will need to have these mods installed to play.

Q: Are there any restrictions on player interactions?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a safe and welcoming environment for all players. This includes restrictions on griefing, stealing, and PvP.

Q: What happens if I break a rule on the server?

A: Depending on the severity of the rule broken, moderators may issue a warning, temporary ban, or permanent ban. It is at their discretion.

Q: How often is the server world updated or reset?

A: The server recently finished its 1.21.1 world and has transitioned to a completely modded world. Updates or resets will be announced by the server administrators.

Timeless Adventure 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, Calendar, concept of time, foot, Inches, Measurement, Months, passing time, Time, time awareness, time increments, Time management, time measurement, time passing, time passing quickly, time passing slowly, time perception, time philosophy, time significance, time units, Timeless, year

Dude, forget about time and inches, join this Minecraft server where we measure fun in blocks!

We don’t care about calendars or rulers, we just want you to build epic creations and mine for diamonds like a boss.

Time is just a concept, but diamonds are forever on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!

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