banana diss – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Shield Maiden Minerva’s Minecraft Madness
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Minerva, the Duchess of the Shield, reigns supreme as the Queen of Shield Maidens! Join us as we embark on a quest to protect the good people from the tyranny of a world consumed by a lust for gold.
On this server, you will be blessed with the arms to defend against any foe and the tools to heal the land from the entropic vices of men. Pray to Minerva openly in front of your peers, in the eyes of God and the gods, and commit your soul to these noble endeavors.
And fear not, for when the task is complete, you can relinquish those blessings back to Minerva for safekeeping until they are needed once again to bring balance to the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s bring peace and prosperity to this crazy Minecraft world! 🛡️👑🌍

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Crafty Diversity: Where Nafri and Latinix Women Unite in Blocky Fashion
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the nafri women and latinix women are causing a stir! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about attractiveness and sex appeal.
Our server is like no other, with nafri women and latinix women who will have you scratching your head in confusion. Are they twins separated at birth? Are they secret agents from another dimension? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be able to look away!
Join us for a hilarious journey filled with crazy theories and mind-boggling questions. Who needs traditional beauty standards when you have the mystery of our server to unravel? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to be amazed!

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GeniusVOMS999 – Henya’s LOL Minecraft Server
#youtube, Amano Pikamee Archive, Archive, Daimonji Ryugon, Ebosi, Entertainment, Gaming, GeniusVOMS999, Goblin Chet Edition, Haneuzu Miuneru, Henya THe Genius, Henyas, Hikasa Tomoshika, Jitomi Monoe, lol, Michimata Batoya, Minecraft, ragtag, Server, twitch, Uemine Noruju, virtual youtuber, VOMS Project, vshojo, Zengaku Sanparo
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Goblin Chet Edition/999/ where Henya the Genius and her VOMS Project crew will take you on a wild ride through the pixelated world of blocks and mobs.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Imagine riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of angry zombies, or building a castle made entirely of diamonds just because you can. Our server is filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But wait, there’s more! Former members like Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya have all left their mark on this server. From epic battles to hilarious pranks, you never know what you’ll encounter next.
And if that’s not enough, we even have the legendary Ebosi (formerly known as Jitomi Monoe) and the one and only Amano Pikamee Archive for your viewing pleasure. Watch their archived streams and relive the madness all over again.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Goblin Chet Edition/999/ and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the Minecraft world with your insane building skills and fearless attitude. See you in the game!

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SpeedyCraft: Racing to Beat the Game!
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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we are all about speed running the game so we can get to the credits ASAP! Why waste time building when you can just zoom through the game and claim victory in no time?
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, random teleportation, and unicorn rides (yes, you read that right). Our community is full of pro gamers who are ready to show you the ropes and help you become a speed running legend.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the game in record time!

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ZombiePocalypse City: Where Epidemics Are the Norm!
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Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of your real life city and join us in a world where the only epidemic is a zombie apocalypse!
Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the hordes of undead that roam the land. But be careful, because rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that the zombies are trying to protect!
Not only that, but our server is also home to a rare breed of unicorn pigs that roam the countryside. If you can catch one and tame it, you’ll have your very own magical mount to ride into battle against the zombie hordes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a unicorn pig into battle!

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OnlyfansCraft: Where Minecraft meets adult content creators!
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Are you tired of watching youtubers strip down to their diamond armor on Onlyfans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy mobs, epic builds, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle out of enchanted golden apples just for fun. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who love to trade rare items for emeralds. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the mighty Wither boss to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted books!
So why waste your time watching youtubers on Onlyfans when you could be joining us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on, what are you waiting for? The diamonds aren’t going to mine themselves!

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TeenCinnamonCraft: Where Yunyun Rules the World!
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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our player, yunyun. She is like a cute cinnamon roll, but with the strength of a thousand creepers! And let me tell you, her healthy and fertile big breasts are the stuff of legends.
Join our server and you too can find a husband as amazing as yunyun deserves (aka me)! Plus, we have insane events and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your block. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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Pixelated Delusions: Where Reality is Just a Block Away!
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Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!
Are you ready to challenge your perception of reality in a whole new way? Join us on this Minecraft server where everything you see may not be what it seems!
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to see the world through someone else’s eyes? Well, on this server, you’ll have the chance to do just that. Our mind-bending gameplay will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about reality.
But wait, there’s more! Ever seen those people who talk to themselves and thought they were crazy? Well, on this server, they’re not crazy at all. In fact, they’re the key to unlocking the secrets of this mysterious world.
So why wait? Join us on this insane adventure and discover a whole new way of looking at the world. Who knows, you might just lose your mind in the best way possible!

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Blue-eyed Creepers: The Mystery of Minecraft Diversity
allele frequency, Ancestry, biology, blue eyes, blueeyed, CREEPERS, Diversity, dominant genes, ethnicity, Evolution, eye color, genetic traits, genetics, heredity, human variation, Melanin, Minecraft, Mystery, natural selection, phenotype, pigmentation, population genetics, Race, recessive genes
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the white racers with blue eyes are the chosen ones! But why do only some of them have blue eyes, you ask? Well, legend has it that those with blue eyes possess UNLIMITED POWER and can summon EXPLODING SHEEP to do their bidding.
Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the blue-eyed white racers. Will you be able to harness their power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why your eyes aren’t as blue as the rest?
But beware, for there are CREEPERS lurking around every corner, waiting to sabotage your journey. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the challenges that await them on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just be the next white racer with blue eyes to rule them all.

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Lost and Confused: Where Even the Creepers are Lost
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends and the quests are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us if you dare, but beware of the high level mobs that guard secret locations and make exploring a thrilling challenge.
Once you reach the legendary strip, all faction reputations are reset, making your previous choices and consequences completely pointless. But fear not, for the only way to reach the strip in a non-linear way is by using a stealth boy to cheese your way through. Talk about sneaky tactics!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such outrageous quests, insane storylines, and unexpected twists at every turn? Embrace the chaos, embrace the madness, and join us for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what awaits you beyond the next block? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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