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Balt AusNZ Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic banter sessions where we roast each other’s builds and laugh until our sides hurt. Our community is filled with meme lords and jokesters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing disco balls? We’ve got you covered.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged chickens who worshiped a potato god.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with banter, laughs, and the most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

activism, anti-Semitic, banter, blocky, Conflict, CTV News, demonstration, discrimination, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, occupation, Ottawa, palestine, Parliament Building, Political, Pro-palestinian, protest, religious tensions, Server, social justice

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Towns Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a protest at Parliament? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Jewish and pro-Palestinian protesters have put down their signs to join in on the fun!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world while dodging picket signs and navigating through a sea of conflicting opinions. Will you choose to build a peaceful village or start a riot with your fellow players? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind server!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the thrill of a virtual protest while crafting your very own pixelated masterpiece. Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Girlfriend SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the stakes are high and the gameplay is even higher! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never having a girlfriend again because every time you have sex, she’ll strap on a dildo and go to town on your booty. But hey, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of players to keep you company, right? So come on in and let’s see who can survive the wildest Minecraft experience yet!

BlockBlast – Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Potions Brewed:	133	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience – Almirante Grau Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our custom skins are so lit, they make your character look like a diamond-encrusted unicorn riding a rainbow into battle. 2. Our weapon sights are so advanced, they can shoot arrows around corners and hit creepers from a mile away. 3. Our sounds are so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the chickens clucking and the zombies groaning right behind you. 4. Our localizations are so on point, you’ll be speaking in Minecraftese fluently in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our tech trees are like a maze of awesomeness, our weapon systems are like something out of a sci-fi movie, and our game mechanics will blow your mind. Plus, we have guides on Air and Ground battles that will turn you into a Minecraft warrior legend.

So what are you waiting for? Join Almirante Grau Edition today and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, if someone tries to send you runes, just use the Yandex OCR translator – it’s a lifesaver. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

PAN NATIONALISM Minecraft SMP

collaboration, cooperation, cultural identity, Diplomacy, Global influence, Government, historical context, international relations, leadership, military power, Minecraft, national pride, nationalism, nationalistic movements, Pan, Pan nationalism, patriotism, political strategy, regional alliances, smp, Social Cohesion, SOVEREIGNTY, Unity

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	9

What does it take for this Minecraft SMP to thrive? Well, we’ve got brilliant leaders who can navigate the treacherous waters of creeper explosions and zombie invasions with ease. And don’t even get me started on our military might – we’ve got an army of diamond-clad warriors ready to defend our land at a moment’s notice.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a fancy ball hosted by none other than Herobrine himself (spoiler alert: he’s a terrible dancer).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Penguin Commentary Minecraft Server

#youtube, Clones, comedy, commentary, commentary channels, content creators, Entertainment, Gaming, humor, influencers, internet culture, Minecraft, online personalities, Parody, Penguin, penguinz0, reaction videos, satire, Server, social media, trends, video games, Youtubers

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	520306	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring YouTubers just copying each other’s commentary style? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special potion that turns all players into penguinz0 clones! Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as everyone tries to out-commentary each other in the most absurd ways possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground penguin fighting ring where players can battle it out in epic penguin battles for the chance to win rare in-game items and bragging rights. Will you be the ultimate penguin warrior?

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything is possible and penguins reign supreme. Who knows, you might just become the next viral sensation with your insane commentary skills and penguin fighting prowess.

Insisted Over The Past Few Months That They Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	1490
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Hey there, do you want to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, buckle up because this server is filled with drama that makes Keeping Up with the Kardashians look like a children’s tea party.

We’ve got players who swear they don’t hate each other, but then turn around and blow up each other’s bases just for fun. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who’s going to betray you next or who’s going to steal your diamonds while you’re AFK. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and witness the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your friendships tested like never before. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

🎄MINEBLAZE🎄 Minecraft server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Emeralds Found:	9007

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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Flashback Robin is BACK (in a flashback)! Join us on this wild ride through time where you can battle dinosaurs with laser swords, ride unicorns into battle, and even challenge Abraham Lincoln to a dance-off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where you can party with the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join us on Flashback Robin is BACK (in a flashback) and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the lost city of Atlantis or discover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly. The possibilities are endless on our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft server.

Surely Minecraft SMP if You Are a Real Gamer, You Did Play Hideo Kojima Magnus

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of pure Kojima magic, where every creeper wears a tiny Metal Gear Solid bandana, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a giant Death Stranding baby.

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience, where you can build your own PT hallway, fight off zombie soldiers with your trusty cardboard box, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden Easter egg that leads you straight to Kojima himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a one-on-one boss battle with Kojima himself, armed only with a pickaxe and your wits. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what gaming is all about?

Vanished Negroes Minecraft Server

Black community, civil rights, cultural diversity, discrimination, Diversity, ethnic studies, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, marginalized groups, Minecraft, minority groups, negroes, Oppression, race relations, racial discrimination, Racial equality, racial prejudice, racial profiling, Racial segregation, Server, Social Impact, social justice, systemic racism, VANISHED

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	171
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing disappearing is your boredom! Join us and witness a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Imagine a place where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a carrot and a dream.

If you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring old reality again. Who needs the real world when you can have a pet llama that tells jokes, a secret underground base filled with treasure, and a magic potion that turns you into a giant chicken?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Because in this world, anything is possible – even if negroes vanished from the planet, society would still thrive because we’ve got llamas that can do the Macarena.