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CraftyKremlinDronez

#intelligence gathering, Aerial Reconnaissance, air defense, Conflict, CraftyKremlinDronez, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, military intelligence, Military operations, military tactics, reconnaissance, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8405	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

lol u know what’s cheaper than drones? joining our epic minecraft server! we got so many cool builds and mini games, u won’t even care about russia and ukraine anymore. plus, our secret military intelligence says that joining our server will make u a pro at pvp and building. so what r u waiting for? join now and dominate the virtual world like a boss!

PixelatedAudioLand

Advanced technology, audio fidelity, audio perception, audio representation, fidelity, image fidelity, image quality, image reproduction, PixelatedAudioLand, reproduction accuracy, sensory perception, sound fidelity, sound quality, sound reproduction, technological advancements, technological progress, Technology, technology advancement, visual fidelity, visual perception, visual representation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got creepers that tell knock knock jokes and skeletons that breakdance. our sheep are trained in the art of karate and our zombies throw the sickest rave parties.

if you join our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the water is made of liquid gold. you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil witches with your trusty enchanted sword.

but beware, there are rumors of a secret underground disco where the ender dragon likes to boogie down. only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).

HexSMP

Crates, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Earth, earth smp, Economy, HexSMP, Play, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Survival, Webstore

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Ores Mined:	1215
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

HEXSMP is A Economy Earth SMP with Custom Enchants Ranks Crates Custom Items and more!!!! AT play.Hexsmp.pro We also have a Webstore in the works

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play.DarumaWorld.fun (1.16.5-1.20) Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, Adventure, Anarchy, classic, Community, creativity, DarumaWorld, Discord, Donations, Economy, Free Donations, freedom, Fun, Grief, imagination, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Play, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, rules, Russian, Server, Simplicity, Survival, Vanilla, VKontakte, Website, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	58	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to the DarumaWorld server – where the rules are set by the players themselves! Our server offers a unique experience of playing on anarchy in the world of Minecraft, where everyone can choose their own paths and create their own rules. We value the freedom and creativity of each player, so on DarumaWorld you have the opportunity to develop without restrictions.

We are planning to open vanilla survival soon to provide even more options for those who love simplicity and an authentic Minecraft survival experience. Our developers are constantly working on improving the server to make the game as convenient and fun as possible for all players.

Join us on the DarumaWorld server, where your imagination will be your greatest weapon and adventure awaits around every corner!

• Server IP:

• mc.darumaworld.su • play.darumaworld.su

• mc.darumaworld.fun • play.darumaworld.fun

• Our website: https://darumaworld.fun

• VKontakte group: https://vk.com/darumaworld

• Discord server: https://discord.gg/n9Quswd666

play.darumaworld.fun

MimeScape: Where you mine and craft with invisible walls and imaginary enemies! 1.18.2 update now live!

1.18.2, Adventurer, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Craft, Crafting, Discord, enemies, Friends, Imaginary, INVISIBLE, Live, Magic, Map, MimeScape, Mining, mmorpg, mobs, Npc, old school runescape, Other, Quests, Ranged, Rewards, Skills, Smithing, update, walls, Website, woodcutting

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	4825
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

MineScape Server Overview:

Features:
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests
22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More
Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links:

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
Store: https://store.minescape.me/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials:

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins:

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules:

For rules, visit: http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is MineScape free to play?	Yes, MineScape is free to play.
How can I join MineScape?	You can join MineScape by connecting to the IP: minescape.me
Are there custom quests in MineScape?	Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to enjoy.
Can I earn rewards by solving clue scrolls?	Yes, solving clue scrolls in MineScape rewards players with various items and bonuses.
How can I get involved in the MineScape community?	You can join the MineScape discord to get involved and make new friends in the community.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	58	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Welcome to the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build blocks, we create insane stories and wild adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the Male on Futa Edition where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Our guides will have you navigating the virtual world like a pro in no time, and our Controlnet will keep you connected to all the latest shenanigans.

But that’s not all! With animations that will make you question reality, block merging that will blow your mind, and characters and celebs that you never knew you needed in Minecraft, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a good time.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen (and probably will).

TheCrowSMP – ClipCraft Chronicles

90s, action, Brandon Lee, Chronicles, ClipCraft, comic book adaptation, cult classic, Dark, death, Eric Draven, film, first clip, GOTH, Gothic, iconic, Movie, resurrection, Revenge, Supernatural, The Crow, TheCrowSMP, Thriller, tragic

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Join us on epic quests to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious figure in Minecraft history!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course where the obstacles are constantly changing and the prize at the end is a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

FlavorCraft SMP: Taste My Rainbow!

Color palette, colorful flavors, colors, creativity, favorite color, flavor profiles, FlavorCraft, Flavors, food for thought, Fun, imagination, personal preference, RAINBOW, sensory experience, sensory exploration, sensory perception, sensory synesthesia, smp, synesthesia, Taste, taste buds, Unique, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the colors are as delicious as candy! Join us for a taste bud-tickling adventure where your favorite color isn’t just a hue, it’s a whole flavor experience!

Imagine a world where the grass is minty fresh, the sky tastes like blue raspberry, and the lava is spicy sriracha! Dive into our server and explore a rainbow of flavors that will leave your taste buds tingling with excitement.

But beware, not all colors are as sweet as they seem. The purple blocks may taste like grape soda, but watch out for the pink ones – they’re cotton candy flavored, but they’ll give you a sugar rush like no other!

So come on, join us on this wild and zany Minecraft SMP where the colors are tasty and the adventures are endless. Who knows, you might just discover that your favorite color tastes like a delicious blend of chocolate and bacon!

PixelatedPotionMixer

bizarre job, bizarre profession, curious job, eccentric job, odd career, odd job, offbeat job, one-of-a-kind job, out of the ordinary job, outlandish work, peculiar job, peculiar occupation, PixelatedPotionMixer, quirky job, strange job, unconventional job, unique employment, unusual job, unusual occupation, weird job, weird profession

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join our server and become a professional unicorn wrangler! That’s right, you heard us correctly. We have a whole team dedicated to taming and riding unicorns around our magical world. And don’t worry, we provide unicorn-proof armor and helmets for your safety.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, that might be regrettable).

GazaGoneWild – No More War!

Call, Ceasefire, Conflict, Criticize, Diplomacy, End.., gaza, GazaGoneWild, harris, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israeli, kamala harris, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Officials, peace talks, Politics, united states, vice president, War

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Ores Mined:	1568	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Dimension Hops:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	209	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

so, liek, u know how sumtimes u just wanna play sum minecraft but u also wanna feel liek ur makin a difference in the world? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got crazy builds and epic battles but also we support peace in da real world!

join our server and help us end da war in Gaza by playin minecraft! u can build ur own peace treaties and negotiate with other players to stop da fighting! it’s like diplomacy, but with creepers!

plus, we got free diamond armor for anyone who helps spread da message of peace on other servers! so come on, join us and make a difference while havin a blast in minecraft! peace out, gamers!