Ballon D’or Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Buildings Constructed:	23	Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

The SMP Minecraft Crew – >all these "Vinicius is not winning…"

Awards, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, CREW, criticism, debate, deserving, discussion, football, gtAll, Minecraft, Opinions, Performance, player, Potential, quotVinicius, recognition, smp, Soccer, sports, talent, Threads, vinicius, Voting, winning…quot

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3109
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of seeing Vinicius not winning the Ballon D’or? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where Vinicius wins the Ballon D’or every year! That’s right, our server is blessed with magical powers that ensure Vinicius is always the top player in the world of Minecraft football. Join now and witness the epic saga of Vinicius dominating the competition and taking home the prestigious award every season. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today and be a part of the Ballon D’or legend!

The CoolCrafters Minecraft SMP Season 2023/24

ASPAS, Baena, Ballon D’or, bellingham, champions league, CoolCrafters, Copa América, Dovbyk, james rodriguez, kane, L. Martinez, la liga, mbappe, messi, Minecraft, real madrid, Sabitzer, Season, season 2023/24, smp, top assisters, top big chances creator, top goalscorers, Vinicius Jr

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	5841	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	104

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and become the top goalscorer like Kane and Mbappé in the Champions League, or assist your way to victory like Bellingham and Sabitzer. Who needs diamonds when you can create big chances like Mbappé himself?

In La Liga, you can dominate the leaderboard just like Dovbyk and Baena, or channel your inner Aspas and create big chances left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Take your skills to the Copa America and become the top goalscorer like L. Martinez, or assist your way to glory like James Rodriguez. With chances created like Messi, you’ll be unstoppable!

And if that’s not enough, join Real Madrid and dominate the leaderboard like Bellingham, who not only scores goals but also assists and creates big chances like a true MVP.

And the cherry on top? Win the Ballon d’Or like Vinicius Jr. and become the ultimate Minecraft superstar! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

SMP: CopaCraft – The Horrendous Minecraft SMP

athlete, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, CopaCraft, criticism, disappointing performance, football, horrendous, Horrendous Copa America, international competition, Minecraft, Player award, Player recognition, recognition, Season opener, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Terrible start of the season, Tournament, Trophy, underperformance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	6398	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Star Shards Collected:	235
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	New Chunks Explored:	462391

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the Copa America of Minecraft SMPs – absolutely horrendous! But don’t worry, that just adds to the fun.

Our season started off so terribly that even the mobs were laughing at us. But hey, who needs a good start when you can have a chaotic and unpredictable adventure instead? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our server will be awarded the prestigious Ballon d’Or – because why not?

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the MVP of our crazy Minecraft world!

2026: Creeper Apocalypse

2026, 2026 championship, Apocalypse, Ballon D’or, Chile, creeper, death, football, global impact, last match, Legends, messi, mexico, overdose, reported incidents, Retirement, Romania, ronaldo, shocking news, sports news, suicides, tragic events

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Messi’s retirement party? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Ronaldo couldn’t handle it and ended up overdosing on excitement!

Join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community where players from all over the world are dropping jaws faster than Ronaldo drops goals. We’ve got more twists and turns than a telenovela, with scandals that will make your head spin faster than Messi’s footwork on the field.

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see why players from Mexico, Chile, and Romania are literally dying to be a part of our server! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Mystic Vshojo Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, mystic, Realm, vshojo

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the mobs are actually anime waifus? Well, look no further than The Mori of Vshojo!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are replaced with kawaii girls and Endermen are just misunderstood tsunderes.

Build your own harem of blocky beauties and conquer the pixelated landscape with your waifu army by your side.

But beware, the yandere villagers may seem friendly at first, but they’ll turn on you in a heartbeat if you dare to flirt with their senpai.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join The Mori of Vshojo and experience a Minecraft server like no other!

WeirdoCraft

acceptance, aita, attraction, clarify, dying alone, family, female, Friend, gender, hurt, hurtful, insensitive, LGBTQ, long-term friendship, Male, partner, reddit, Understanding, vulnerable, weird, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	4233
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental friends who just don’t get you? Come join our Minecraft server where being weird is celebrated! We have a community of players who understand that being different is what makes you awesome.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual family waiting for you? Leave the haters behind and come hang out with us on the coolest server in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join us for a wild ride of fun and friendship. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in our wacky world. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special. Join now and let your weird flag fly high!

PsychoCraft SMP

10. Eccentric actions, 11. Outlandish behavior, 12. Abnormal behavior, 13. Quirky habits, 14. Weird actions, 15. Unconventional behavior, 16. Deviant behavior, 17. Strange conduct, 18. Odd behavior, 19. Social deviance, 2. Legal activities, 20. Aberrant behavior., 3. Social norms, 4. Strange behavior, 5. Odd habits, 6. Social awkwardness, 7. Unusual actions, 8. Bizarre conduct, 9. Peculiar behavior, PsychoCraft, public behavior, smp

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Animals Bred:	63
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server I found? It’s like, totally insane and you HAVE to join because it’s the best thing ever!

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of pink llamas come stampeding through your base. And get this, they’re all wearing top hats and monocles! It’s like a fancy llama parade or something, I can’t even deal.

But wait, it gets even better. So, there’s this secret underground disco party that happens every night, and the only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And if you can’t keep up, you get kicked out by a giant dancing creeper. It’s pure chaos, but in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like a full-on gladiator arena, but instead of swords, everyone fights with giant rubber duckies. And the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and emeralds, because why not, right?

So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers, wacky, and downright ludicrous Minecraft server out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total blast, even if you end up looking like a complete psychopath in public while playing. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, am I right? LOL!

CraftyMigrantMixUp

asylum seekers, border control, citizenship, CraftyMigrantMixUp, deportation, discrimination, economic impact, government policies, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigrant rights, IMMIGRATION LAWS, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, legal immigration process, political agenda, public opinion, Social Issues, social justice, undocumented workers, Xenophobia

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Are you tired of dealing with the same old boring immigration debates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have a whole new perspective on immigration! Instead of focusing on “illegal” immigrants, we’re all about the flaws in the legal immigration process – because who needs rules anyway?

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the crazy world of immigration in Minecraft. Build your own border wall, smuggle in rare resources, and compete in intense immigration challenges. Who needs paperwork when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

So why waste time on real-world politics when you can escape to our wacky Minecraft server and have a blast exploring the absurdities of immigration in a whole new way? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Wildlife Trade Wars

#sustainability, Biodiversity, COMPREHENSIVE, conservation, Endangered species, environmental impact, estimates, global trade, illegal-trade, monitoring systems, Protection, Regulation, researchers, species, Trade, Urgent need, Wars, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife crime, wildlife management, wildlife trade, wildlife trafficking

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we got, like, a bazillion species of animals, like, more than you can even imagine. it’s like a zoo up in here, but, like, way cooler.

you gotta join this server, dude. we got, like, rare animals you’ve never even heard of. like, we got unicorns, dragons, and even, like, mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

and, like, the researchers are all, like, freaking out because they can’t even keep track of all the animals we got. they’re, like, begging for more monitoring and regulation, but we’re just, like, nah, let’s keep the party going.

so, like, if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Void-Smp

Anarchy, bedrock, Discord, Dupe, enabled, ign, INFORMATION, invite, Items, Minecraft, patches, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Version, Void, VoidSMP, Whitelist

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3415
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Farms Harvested:	599	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	A void SMP (a world with nothing except for some bedrock) where you get random items every 10 seconds. No dupe patches will be added and server will be on version 1.20.4-1.21.4.
Launch Date	Monday-Tuesday
Discord Invite	Join our Discord at here
Whitelist Information	Whitelist will be enabled. Drop your IGN in #whitelist channel on Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the concept of the server?	The server is a void SMP where players get random items every 10 seconds.
Will there be any dupe patches?	No, dupe patches will not be added to the server.
Which version of Minecraft will the server be on?	The server will be on version 1.20.4-1.21.4.
When will the server be launched?	The server will be launched on Monday-Tuesday.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord and drop your IGN in the #whitelist channel to be whitelisted.

Enchanted Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, arousal, attraction, beauty, beauty standards, beautyphile, child attractiveness, child beauty, controversial, Enchanted, Ethics, evolutionary psychology, Genes, genetics, Haven, Human Behavior, nature vs nurture, pedophilia, Psychology, sexual attraction, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got the most beautiful file-related children that will give you a raging erection. I mean, who wouldn’t want to play with some sexy pixels, am I right? It’s like genetics are just turning us on in the virtual world. So come on, join us and get ready to question your sexuality in the most bizarre and hilarious way possible. Let’s get weird together, my dude!

FamBlockerCraft

Boyfriend, estranged family, FamBlockerCraft, family approval, family communication, family conflict, family disconnection, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family reconciliation, family relationships, family trauma, marriage proposal, mental health, parents, proposal conditions, proposal timeline, relationship boundaries

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and chaos? Look no further! Join our server where you don’t have to worry about getting your family’s blessing before proposing. We understand the struggle of being estranged from family and we support you in your decision to keep them out of your life. Plus, our server is filled with players who will become your new family, so you won’t feel alone. Say goodbye to unnecessary hoops to jump through and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and let’s game together!

ChopstickCraft: No Soup for You!

business closures, Cafés, Chinese restaurants, ChopstickCraft, closures, Covid-19, Delivery, Dining, dining out, economic impact, financial loss, Food Industry, food service, government regulations, pandemic, Restaurant (Industry), restrictions, Shut down, Small Businesses, Soup, takeout, unemployment

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Animals Bred:	130	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so many chinese restaurants and cafes that you won’t even know what to do with yourself! we have nearly 3 million of them, all serving up delicious pixelated food for your virtual hunger needs.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground restaurant run by pandas. yes, you read that right. pandas serving up noodles and dumplings like there’s no tomorrow. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – we have a cafe where all the villagers gather to gossip about the latest drama in the minecraft world. you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a villager spill the tea about a creeper who got rejected by a skeleton. it’s wild, i tell ya.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden restaurant run by llamas next!

Vitamin D City

bone health, Chronic illness, city, disease prevention, health, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, immune system, immunity, Longevity, Nutrients, Optimal levels, preventative care, Strong bones, sun exposure, Sunlight, Supplements, Vitamin, Vitamin D, vitamin deficiency, wellness

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

so, like, this server is, like, the best thing eva, man. u know why? cuz, like, it raises ur vitamin D levels, bro. like, u can get it up to 40-70 ng/mL, which is, like, so good for u. u won’t get sick anymore, u’ll be, like, super healthy and stuff. join this server and u’ll be, like, invincible. u’ll be, like, a superhero in minecraft, man. so, like, what r u waiting for? join now and become a vitamin D warrior!