Ballistic Missiles MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCraft: Where even Iran’s air defense can’t stop the fun!

Technology, STOP, Defense, hit rate, missile defense

Welcome to our Minecraft server where our air defense is so OP, it has a 99% hit rate against even our best weapons! Like, what nuuuu 😂🚀

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging missiles while building your epic base. Trust us, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode but with a side of adrenaline rush! 💥

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and give you a taste of what it’s like to be a real-life superhero, then look no further. Join us now and show those missiles who’s boss! 🦸‍♂️💣

Disclaimer: No actual missiles were harmed in the making of this server. 😉

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Houthis vs Baguettes: Minecraft Edition

Drones, weapons, Baguettes, Yemen, violence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to defend against drone strikes and ballistic missiles launched by the Houthis!

Our captain has noted that players on our server are not accustomed to “this level of weapons and violence,” but don’t worry, you’ll quickly learn to adapt. The Yemenis on our server are perfecting their technique, so the more they fire, the more accurate they become. It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with explosives!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in a missile strike), then join us for a truly striking experience. Just make sure to build a bomb shelter for your diamond stash!

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Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

purpose, Minecraft, Financial Security, comfort, Rich

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

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SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

Arguing, gift, new phone, parents, date

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

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LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

RUINER, Identity, Boundaries, acceptance, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

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DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

most dangerous animal in the ocean, dangerous mammals, dangerous animals facts, most dangerous animal to humans, deadliest animals

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

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AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

Willpower, reward system, personal growth, overcoming challenges, success mindset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

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VillagerVendetta

VillagerVendetta

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!

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Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server

Agreement, Satellite technology, Server, data analysis, SHRINKAGE

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland Ice Sheet is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! Our radar and laser satellites are going cray cray measuring the ice sheet and estimating volume reductions like it’s a math class on steroids. In 2019, things got so hot that we had a peak reduction of 464 km3 – that’s like a whole lot of ice cream melting in the sun, yo. So if you wanna witness some climate change in action while building epic structures and battling creepers, this server is the place to be! Plus, our polar bears are totally cool with it – they’re just chilling and enjoying the show. Come join the melting madness today!

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Parallel

Features, Characters, Updates, Loot, mace
Parallel Minecraft Server

Server Info Links

IP Address (1.21.3+) play.parallelmc.org

Discord https://discord.parallelmc.org

Server Website https://www.parallelmc.org

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Join Parallel now to start your multiversal journey!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address play.parallelmc.org in Minecraft version 1.21.3 or higher.

Q: Is the server active and regularly updated?

A: Yes, the server has a vibrant community and receives continuous updates to keep players engaged.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules against griefing, hacking, and disrespectful behavior. Make sure to read the full set of rules on the server website.

Q: Can I participate in the server’s lore and story?

A: Yes, players actively shape the server’s story, and you can learn more about it on the server’s lore page.

Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

A: Yes, the server has an active economy, including a Shopping District with various shops and custom goods available for trade.
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