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BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Love Letters Sent:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Runes Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magic Items Found:	5677	Chimeras Created:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Votes:	9144
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	262	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8241
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1319

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4123
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	212	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Animals Bred:	192	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!