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Detangle My Hair Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Items Found:	4142	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of getting judged for your luscious locks in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is rocking fabulous hair, even the creepers! Our balding staff members are too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles to worry about your hair care needs. Plus, our hair conditioner is so good, it’ll make your virtual hair shine brighter than a diamond sword. Join now and say goodbye to tangles and hello to endless adventures!

The Final Chapter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with futa eighteen adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of futa eighteen warriors and a horde of zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, because our futa eighteen heroes always come out on top, thanks to their epic skills and, um, unique abilities.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground futa eighteen society that holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Will you be brave enough to join their ranks and uncover the mysteries of the futa eighteen world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the futa eighteen madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

NoobCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	129
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3893	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	254497	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking sheep. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building epic structures underwater.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the ninja while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LOL You Guys Still Watch Wrestling After 2004? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Emeralds Found:	7826
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old wrestling matches from 2004? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where instead of wrestling, you can battle it out with creepers, zombies, and skeletons in epic PvP battles!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you will be granted the power to lay golden eggs!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with villagers and iron golems. Just be careful not to break out your best dance moves too close to the lava pit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers)!

Nice People Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7868	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just fake nice like Canadians? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who are genuinely insane! We have players who will build a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit just for fun. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like a chaotic circus with creepers and skeletons joining in on the fun. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner crazy and have a wild time in Minecraft like never before!

Cric SMP Aus v Bin

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4118	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Love Letters Sent:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where playing cricket in Adelaide is just the beginning of the madness! Our over rate is always on point, so you can expect fast-paced action as we move onto the next innings of chaos and fun.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own cricket stadium in Minecraft, complete with pixelated players and explosive creepers trying to steal the ball. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and insane stories.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to hit a six out of the park in the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

No Bow Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ores Mined:	7748
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	154
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of being told what you can’t do on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can draw whatever you want! Want to draw a chicken riding a pig with a top hat? Go for it! Want to draw a giant banana fighting a zombie? Absolutely! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense).

Join our server for the most ridiculous and outrageous drawing requests you’ll ever see. No bows, no clownfish, no AI, just pure, unadulterated creativity. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a toddler making demands that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft server!

tfw remember when I bought bitcoin at… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Votes:	4184

Remember that time I built a house out of diamond blocks in Minecraft and then accidentally set it on fire with a misplaced lava bucket? Yeah, that was a rough day. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on our wild and wacky SMP server!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, daring expeditions to the Nether to hunt for rare loot, and of course, the occasional dance party at the village square. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually powered by a secret stash of enchanted redstone dust that grants wishes to anyone who finds it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts ridiculous and exhilarating, come join us on our SMP server. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Crafty Raikou’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4255
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Oh man, Raikou from FGO is like the ultimate Minecraft player on our server! She’s always rocking the best diamond armor and slaying creepers left and right with her lightning powers. Plus, she’s got this crazy backstory about being a legendary warrior who was reincarnated as a Minecraft character to protect the server from evil mobs. So if you want to team up with a mythical beast and dominate the game, you gotta join our server ASAP!

Cozy Christmas Movie Nights Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Towns Built:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like Hogwarts on steroids! Instead of casting boring old spells, you’ll be battling creepers with wands made out of diamond blocks. And forget about boring old potions, we’ve got potions that turn you into a chicken for 24 hours! So if you want a magical experience that will leave you saying “Expelliarmus” in your sleep, join us now!