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Minecraft server: /GGG/ – Guilty Gear Griefers

arc world tour 2024, balance patch 1.33, deflect shield OS tech, dev backyard, dlc, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, Frame Data Display, Gear, GGG, Glicko-2 ratings, Griefers, Guilty, guilty gear, Guilty Gear General, Guilty Gear soundtracks, lobbies, Minecraft, Patch 1.37, potato mod, r/, replay uploaders, Server, slayer, Strive mods, system mechanics, Training, XRD

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	New Chunks Explored:	697318
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	2000
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	39
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our upcoming tournaments where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your building skills in creative challenges.

But that’s not all! We have resources galore, including a main wiki with frame data and system mechanics information that will have you dominating the competition in no time. And don’t forget about our Fighting Game Glossary – because who doesn’t love a good deflect shield OS tech?

Oh, and did we mention our newest DLC? Slayer is coming to the server on May 30th, so get ready to unleash some serious mayhem. And if that’s not enough, check out our latest patch updates and balance changes to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to rock and roll your way to victory! Who knows, you might even run into a legendary player like Slayer himself. See you in the game!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

Approved mods, arc world tour 2024, balance patch 1.33, dev backyard, Digging, DLC A.B.A., Evo Japan, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, FT10, GGG, Glicko-2 ratings, Guilty Gear General, Guilty Gear soundtracks, lobbies, lols, McMineFace, minecrafty, patch 1.36, replay uploaders, Resources, Rockin, slayer in may, Training, upcoming tournaments

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Emeralds Found:	4685	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

LateNightMiners Minecraft Server

business startup, child rearing, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, Fairness, family dynamics, future planning, high cost of living, LateNightMiners, long-term perspective, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, REST, Retirement, self-care, Server, Support, Time management, traditional roles, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of unreasonable expectations like coming home early to help with the kids? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our virtual world allows you to focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any nagging from spouses.

Create your own business empire in Minecraft and watch it grow without any complaints from your partner about “time for yourself”. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate entrepreneur in our server?

Forget about traditional roles and responsibilities, in our Minecraft world, you can be whoever you want to be! No more arguments about who does more work at home, just pure gaming bliss.

So, are you the AITA in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind!

LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas gift, Etiquette, financial windfall, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift recipient, Gratitude, holiday, holiday season, jackpot, lottery ticket, lottery winner, LottoGift5k, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, receiving money, smp, social norms, unexpected gift, Winnings

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

OMG guys, so like, imagine this crazy scenario. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP and out of nowhere, you find a lottery ticket as a Christmas gift and BAM you win $5,000! Now, what do you do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Well, first of all, you gotta join our server because we have the most lit community ever. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, a pet creeper zoo, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, if you win the lottery on our server, you get a special rank that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. So come join us and let’s get rich and party like there’s no tomorrow! #minecraftgoals #lotteryluck #piggypower 🐷💰🎉

WrongCraft: Confidently Weird

abnormal behavior, bizarre behavior, bizarre moments, Confidently, eccentric actions, funny mistakes, odd occurrences, offbeat moments, outlandish actions, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar occurrences, quirky habits, strange actions, strange habits, uncommon occurrences, unconventional behavior, unique actions, unusual habits, unusual incidents, weird, weird behavior, WrongCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of seeing people confidently fail at the simplest tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hub for all things hilariously wrong! Join us and witness players confidently build houses upside down, mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe, and tame creepers thinking they’re pets.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players compete in a parkour challenge blindfolded while riding pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even see someone confidently try to ride a chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… pure entertainment!

PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!

Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, education, escalation, Europe, geopolitical tensions, government policy, international relations, Mandatory, Military, national security, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, preparedness, Russian Invasion, Safety, schoolkids, self defense, Training, weapon, weapons training

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!

Gifted Undies: Weird or Fine?

awkward, christmas, Cultural, Etiquette, family, Fine, funny, generation gap, gift, GIFTED, Gifting, holiday, humor, parents, PRESENT, relationship, social norms, taboo, tradition, underwear, undies, weird

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re gonna take you on a trip to outer space if you play long enough.

also, there’s this secret underground city on the server where all the villagers are actually super intelligent and they teach you how to speak in code. it’s like, top secret spy stuff, bro.

oh, and did i mention that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Galactic Quest Girl 1.20

anniversary, Automotive Industry, Birthday, Business, collaboration, COMEBACK, Competition, Fairlady Z, Future, Galactic, girl, GT-giRl, Honda, Japan, Japan time, long tail tag, Marketing, Merger, nissan, Partnership, Potential, Quest, speculation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	222	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	805	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ores Mined:	2832

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Nissan turning 91 in Japan time and partnering with Honda, like what even is reality anymore? I wouldn’t be surprised if GT-giRl comes back just to sell more Fairlady Zs, like bruh, that’s some next level shizo crazy stuff right there. Join this server and question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, man. It’s a wild ride, just like Nissan and Honda teaming up, like what even is life, bro? Just join and let your mind be blown, like seriously, it’s gonna be lit AF.

””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend

Carols, celebration, christmas tree, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, happy holidays, heem, holiday, jolly, joy, legend, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, Nativity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Season, smp, Snow, Winter

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	1645	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!

CraftyFianceGiftless Minecraft Server

30s, aita, anxiety, art skills, bare necessities, christmas gift, cooking gift, couch hopping, CraftyFianceGiftless, Environment, Essentials, financial struggles, January finances, maintaining apartment, Minecraft, pastel goth, poor history, Server, Significant Other, small gift, tight finances, unemployed, Weed, Witchy

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Emeralds Found:	553
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6336

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky goodness! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a touch of magic.

Are you tired of worrying about finances and struggling to make ends meet? Well, on our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about the cost! Let your imagination run wild as you create the perfect oasis for you and your pastel goth witchy significant other.

And don’t worry about buying gifts – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting the perfect present for your loved one. Who needs expensive gifts when you can give them a handmade masterpiece crafted with love and care?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us today and let the fun begin!

HeritageCraft

anger, aunt, brother, Conflict, deathbed, decision, disagreement, Estate, family, Father, heritage, HeritageCraft, House, Inheritance, ownership, Property, Respect, RIGHTS, sibling, Will

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2738
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like inheriting houses from your family members, our server will have you making tough decisions and facing off against your own brother (hopefully not in real life though). Build your own virtual empire and show off your inheritance skills to the rest of the players. Who knew family drama could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft? Join now and see if you have what it takes to rule over your digital kingdom!

MomCraftedMadness

anger management, awkward situation, boundaries crossed, confronting betrayal, confronting friend, confronting infidelity, dealing with betrayal, difficult conversation, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family drama, Family secrets, friend betrayal, friendship tested, Infidelity, loyalty tested, MomCraftedMadness, moral dilemma, mother affair, personal boundaries, trust broken

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Votes:	9456
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Plus, if you catch your friend trying to date your mom in-game, you can just block them and build a giant wall around their base to keep them out. It’s a win-win situation! Join now for a chance to escape the real world craziness and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.