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TrafficCraft: Smoggy Survival

Aging population, air pollution, air quality, Assistance, brain health, caregiving, environmental health, fine particulate matter, health risks, heart health, lung health, Nitrogen dioxide, older adults, pollution effects, pollution prevention, public health, respiratory health, smoggy, Survival, Traffic emissions, Traffic-related air pollution, TrafficCraft, vulnerable populations

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Votes:	5511	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0

join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid turning into a helpless old fart who can’t even wipe their own butt cuz of traffic pollution! our server is like a magical bubble of clean air where u can build and mine without worrying about your lungs turning into charcoal briquettes. forget about nitrogen dioxide and fine particulate matter, we got u covered with our virtual clean air filters. so come on in and start crafting before u end up needing a personal butt-wiper in real life!

HARDWORLD – NEW BEST COPY OF REALLYWORLD SERVER Minecraft server

Anarchy, banner, best, Clans, Copy, description, Donations, Duels, Fly, Free Donations, Grief, HARDWORLD, image, Large Online, Lazy, Minecraft, new, No Dupe, OWNER, personal account, Pirate, Private, PvP, reallyworld, Russian, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1594	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Alien Abductions:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

The owner of the server «HARDWORLD – NEW BEST COPY OF REALLYWORLD SERVER» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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FrinkaMC – Where pigs fly and cows can’t catch a break! Modded Skyblock! Version 1.20!

Automation, backups, Break, building, Catch, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Cows, dedicated server, Discord, Fly, frinkamc, Join, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, NVMe, Pigs, quality of life, RAM, ryzen, Server, Skyblock, Tech, Version, Website

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	ATM9 To The Sky
Mods	Tech, Magic, Building, Automation, Quality of Life, and more
Rules	No banned items, no kits/unfair p2w
Server Specs	64GB RAM, Ryzen 7600x, x2 2TB NVMe

FAQ

Who can join this server?

Anyone can join the server. Simply join the discord community here.

Is there any website for more information?

Yes, you can visit the server’s website here for more information.

How long will the server be up?

The server is planned to stay up indefinitely as long as there are regular players.

BlockyBae Minecraft Server

BlockyBae, controversial choices, Decision making, ethical concerns, first time, Intimacy, losing virginity, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, personal boundaries, prostitution, relationships, Server, sex industry, sex work, sex workers, sexual encounters, sexual experience, sexual exploration, societal norms, taboo subjects, unconventional decisions, VIRGINITY

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible! Our virtual prostitutes are ready to show you a good time and help you level up in more ways than one. Join now for a night you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, depending on how much virtual alcohol you consume)!

ScamCraft Turbo – Minecraft Server

Anon, Anons, big pumps, China, Holo, hologram, Inc, lulz, mega pump, Microcloud, Minecraft, scam, ScamCraft, Server, stock, Turbo, turbo pump, waiting room, weird behavior

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the only currency is Microcloud Hologram INC (HOLO) stock! Why waste your time mining for diamonds when you can be investing in the next big pump waiting room?

Anons have been going crazy over the weird behavior of this stock, with massive pumps happening left and right. Are you ready to join the ranks of the elite investors and ride the wave of hilarity to riches? Because I’m all in for the lulz and I know you want to be too!

Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the stock market regulations, but who cares about those anyway?). Build your dream castle, trade stocks with your fellow players, and watch as your virtual wallet grows faster than you can say “blockchain technology”. Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime, join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

1yo, attention seeking, child’s outfit, controversial outfit, dress code, family dynamics, family event, farm wedding, fashion choices, fashion dilemma, father’s disapproval, Minecraft, plaid dress, Server, step-sister’s wedding, themed dress, toddler fashion, wedding attire, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, WeddingCraft, white dress

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

🤣🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your step sister’s wedding at a farm? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even dressing your 1-year-old in a plaid dress with a white top wouldn’t raise eyebrows here! 🤷‍♀️👗

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that rivals a family wedding! Who needs a dress code when you can rock your toddler’s farm-themed outfit with pride? 🐄👶

Don’t worry about ruining anyone’s big day here – we’re all about having fun and embracing the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! 🤪💥

Disclaimer: No actual toddlers were harmed in the making of this server description. Join at your own risk! 😉🚀

LateNightCrafts

anger, Bed.., Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, communication styles, digital communication, emotional reaction, female friend, friendship, husband, late at night, LateNightCrafts, marital conflict, misunderstanding, nighttime texting, personal time, privacy, relationships, Respect, Texting

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	124
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Towns Built:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of your husband getting jealous over your late-night texts with your best friend? Come join our Minecraft server where you can text your best friend as much as you want without any drama! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and chat with your friends without any judgment.

Join us now and experience the freedom of texting your best friend without any restrictions. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and create epic structures without worrying about your husband’s jealousy. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the drama and join our fun and friendly community. See you in the game!

LastCraft Minecraft Server

dream come true, dream scenario, End of the World, erotic fantasy, fantasy fulfillment, final intimacy, fulfilling desire, intense connection, intimate connection, intimate moment, last chance romance, last sexual experience, LastCraft, Minecraft, passionate encounter, romantic encounter, sensual experience, Server, sexual fantasy, ultimate climax, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction, unforgettable moment

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Villages Defended:	15
Zombie Dances:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a laugh while building epic creations? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start serenading you with Justin Bieber songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come flying in on jetpacks, ready to join the party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bay, where players can embark on epic quests to find the fabled diamond-encrusted booty. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your last sexual experience on Earth…in block form, of course!

ExBlock Drama: Exes & Boundaries

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DATING, Drama, emotional boundaries, emotional intelligence, ex-partner, ExBlock, Exes, healthy relationships, Insecurity, Jealousy, open communication, personal boundaries, relationships, self esteem, self-care, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of love triangles! Our virtual world is the perfect place to build a new life free from ex drama. Plus, our players are so obsessed with building epic structures that they won’t even have time to think about their exes. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

BambooCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, BambooCraft, Buoy, China, Diplomatic tension, East China Sea, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Japan, maritime boundary, maritime security, Minecraft, naval presence, Server, southern continental shelf, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial dispute, territorial encroachment, territorial expansion, territorial waters

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ores Mined:	4123	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have buoys set up all over the place like we’re playing some crazy game of battleship but in real life. Japan is like “woah China, what are you doing with all these buoys on our continental shelf?” and China is just like “lol we’re just trying to make the ocean more colorful, come join us and see for yourself!” But seriously, who needs boring old politics when you can be building epic structures and exploring new worlds in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the buoy-tiful adventure!