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Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, career advancement, celebrate success, Crafty, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, Happenings, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, professional development, proud moment, reaching goals, self improvement, Server, success, work ethic

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Crops Grown:	7068
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	123
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Animals Bred:	129

Are you tired of wimpy servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Look no further, because on our server, hard work actually pays off!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But beware, for it is guarded by a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes!

If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built boss battles, including a giant creeper that farts TNT and a spider queen that shoots poisonous rainbow webs. Defeat them and claim their loot, which includes enchanted armor made from unicorn tears.

But the real challenge lies in our hardcore survival mode, where death is permanent and the mobs are extra ruthless. Only the strongest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that hard work really does pay off… in diamonds, enchanted gear, and epic bragging rights!

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Animals Bred:	84
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Votes:	637
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

+18, did I do good, Good, long tail tags, Minecraft, r9k, smp, yes

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crops Grown:	9072
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

clarification, Debunked, debunked rumor, Dev_is, hololive, Hololive debunked, Hololive Dev_Is, Identity, internet personality, Japanese talent agency, Minecraft, not Hololive, online entertainment, online persona, rumor, Server, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Zombie Dances:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

kot, Kot thread, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

addiction, adult content, central, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, Flop, Gachashit, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, indie games, internet forums, Minecraft, online gaming, porn threads, porn-addicted, Server, sex appeal, societal trends, trillion dollars, V, video games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5359	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Crops Grown:	4640	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

BITCH TITS, catchy, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, phrase, popular saying, Slang, smp, social media, trending, viral, WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL, WEEEEEELLLLLLLLWELL

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2463	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchantments Applied:	268
Dragon Eggs Found:	3159	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

activism, chicks, chicks with dicks, Dicks, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ movement, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Server, social justice, transgender rights

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	141
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!