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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 636 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3473 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
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