Bakamitai Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineFictionalMe

character traits, characteristics, Connection, emotional bond, Empathy, favorite character, fictional character, fictional hero, fictional heroine, fictional universe, fictional world, Identification, MineFictionalMe, personal connection, Personality, relatability, Relate, Role Model, Similarities, storylines, Understanding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6108	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ores Mined:	3082
Void Armor Forged:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play as a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as any fictional character you want! Want to be Spongebob Squarepants building a pineapple house in the middle of a desert? Go for it! Or maybe you’d rather be Batman fighting off creepers in the dead of night? The choice is yours!

Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? No problem! How about creating a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Easy peasy!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic quests and battles against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and the Wither. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare and valuable items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed.

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KoreaCraft, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Void Armor Forged:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

arms embargo, blocky, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, embargo, foreign policy, Fun, gaza, GazaCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, Report, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, united states, US

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6540
Runes Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	5856	Magic Items Found:	1578
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

Liquid Cat Adventures

Adventures, Animal Behavior, At Home Experiments, Body Sizes, cat, cat anatomy, cat awareness, cat behavior, cat behavior studies, cat cognition, cat instincts, cat intelligence, cat psychology, Cats, cats in narrow spaces, cats in tight spaces, feline behavior, liquid, liquid behavior, mental images, pet behavior, pet psychology, scientific research

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6222	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Ores Mined:	4404
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

consent, DATING, deserve it, double standards, equality, Expectations, feminism, Gender Roles, getting sex, harder working, Men, Minecraft, Myth, Pushed, relationships, Server, sex, sexual dynamics, skill, skillful, social norms, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Emeralds Found:	3733
Farms Harvested:	556	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dimension Hops:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Potions Brewed:	42
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	3432	Star Shards Collected:	205
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	153	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.