| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 5246 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 122 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6795 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the hood behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9928 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 954550 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8208 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can create your own rules and never have to worry about being called the worst person ever for leaving someone behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and create your own peaceful paradise.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 5560 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 434 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4396 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled cousins trying to get a cut of your hard-earned profits. In fact, we encourage you to keep all the diamonds for yourself and build the most epic castle imaginable!
Our server is like a virtual trust fund for you and your brother, where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations. So come join us and let’s build a world where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only thing that matters is having fun in Minecraft!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8518 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, word on the street is that the server’s founder is actually a retired pirate who buried his loot somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and rediscover the joy of Minecraft all over again. Who knows, you might just find that the thing you once loved as a kid is even better now that you’re all grown up.
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8420 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 12 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.
So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8960 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6146 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9065 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4157 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
we have a secret underground meme society where we decode ancient memes to unlock hidden treasures, like diamond pickaxes that never break and armor made of pure meme energy.
our server is protected by a giant meme dragon that breathes fire memes and guards our meme vault where we keep all the rarest pepes and dat boi memes.
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