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DateRedFlagsMC SMP
OMG, so like, if you’re on a first date and the person doesn’t bring their pet creeper with them, like, major red flag! Like, why wouldn’t they want their creeper to meet you, right? And if they don’t know how to craft a diamond sword in under 10 seconds, like, what are they even doing with their life? And if they start talking about how they prefer playing Roblox over Minecraft, like, just run for the hills, sis. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense! So, like, if you want a first date that’s lit AF, join our SMP and find your true Minecraft soulmate. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! #MinecraftLove #RedFlagAlert ðĪĢðĪŠðŪðĨð -
SelfLoveCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns, and battling evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon named Fluffy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Potato King, hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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CraftyPolishMiner
come join our epic minecraft server where the minimum wage is higher than the US federal rate! why work in real life when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle in poland? our server is so lit, even the creepers are getting paid more than the average american! come join us and experience the thrill of earning a living wage while fighting off zombies and skeletons. who needs a job when you can be a minecraft millionaire in poland? join now for a chance to become the richest player in the virtual world! -
Trash to Treasure: Boat Bottle Win
Join this epic Minecraft server where the world is filled with magical plastic bottles that can help you survive and win challenges! Imagine finding a plastic bottle thrown by a lazy player and using it to outsmart your opponents like a true survival show contestant. Who knows, maybe that lazy player will even join the server and compete against you, only to be defeated by their own trash! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and see where the plastic bottle madness takes you! -
Ordinary SMP
Server Name Ordinary SMP Server Type Vanilla Server Version Java 1.21.4 Whitelisted Yes Brief Overview:
Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a vanilla experience with a diverse player base from around the world. Join to build, explore, and make new friends!
FAQs
1. What version is the server running?
The server is running Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.
2. Is grief protection available on the server?
Yes, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers despite being a vanilla server.
3. How can I join the server?
You can join us on our Discord server by following this link: DISCORD
4. Are there any mods on the server?
Yes, we have mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more to enhance your gaming experience.
5. What events can I participate in on the server?
We host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!
6. Is there a custom resource pack available on the server?
Yes, we have a custom resource pack that includes exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. We also accept submissions for custom items from players.
7. Is the server whitelisted?
Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and an enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
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HorriblePersonMC SMP
LOL join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have the most insane shenanigans happening 24/7! We have a secret underground club where we sacrifice chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on anyone who tries to grief our builds. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and craziness that goes down on our server. So come join us and embrace your inner horrible person in the most hilarious way possible! -
Blocky Booty Surprise
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a wild and unexpected sexual encounter! Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a steamy love triangle with two creepers. Or maybe you’re just peacefully farming when a group of zombies decides to spice things up with a little roleplay. Join us for a truly unforgettable and unpredictable Minecraft experience! -
Crafty Cola: The Mystery Flavor
hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u question reality? well, look no further cuz this server is like coca-cola putting “original taste” on their products – u just gotta trust us, bro.imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. yep, that’s what u can expect on this server. we got unicorns roaming around and diamonds raining from the sky. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we throw every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest beats. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.
so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest minecraft server of all time. who needs reality when u can have this much fun? let’s get weird, baby!