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Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	49	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

CraftyBFFFallout

Best Friend, BETRAYAL, broken bond, Closure, communication breakdown, Conflict, CraftyBFFFallout, emotional pain, falling out, forgiveness, friendship, healing, HEARTBREAK, hurt feelings, lessons learned, Loss, loyalty, misunderstanding, moving on, reconciliation, Trust

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Animals Bred:	197

Have you ever had your best friend betray you in Minecraft by stealing all your diamonds and building a secret base without you? Well, on our server, we promise that kind of treachery will never happen! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even some unexpected alliances with creepers. Who needs real friends when you can have a whole community of blocky buddies to play with? So come on over and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next!

CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

aggression, Armed Forces, battle, CASUALTIES, casualties analysis, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, Losses, Military, Minecraft, russia, Server, strategy, Syrskyi, Tactics, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

u know what else is outgunned but still kickin’ ass? dis minecraft server! we may not have fancy guns like russia, but we got blocks and swords and creepers OH MY! join us and be part of the epic battle between the blocky nations of Russia and Ukraine. Will you be a fearless warrior fighting for freedom, or will you be a sneaky spy trying to sabotage the enemy? The choice is yours, comrade! Plus, Syrskyi himself says this server is da bomb (literally, there are bombs in the game)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

HIV-BlockerCraft

Health Innovation, health technology, HIV breakthrough, HIV cure, HIV prevention, HIV prevention breakthrough, HIV prevention injection, HIV prevention news, HIV prevention research, HIV prevention treatment, HIV protection, HIV research, HIV treatment, HIV vaccine, HIVBlockerCraft, Injection, medical advances, medical breakthrough, medical news, medical science

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Villages Defended:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that experts say it’s like getting a twice-yearly injection that gives you 100% protection against creepers and zombies! it’s like, stunning, bro!

imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds! on this server, the sky’s the limit, literally, because we have a mod that lets you fly to the moon and back in less than a minute!

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn as a mount? yeah, you heard me right, UNICORNS! and they shoot rainbows out of their eyes, so you can defeat your enemies in the most fabulous way possible.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness or something.

TreeTopiaCraft

adaptation, Biodiversity, Brazil, climate change, conservation, cooler, Deforestation, ecosystem, Environmental Science, Forests, global warming, heat-sensitive trees, higher altitudes, migrating, relocating, research, rising temperatures, survival strategy, sustainable forestry, TreeTopiaCraft, Uphill

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	New Chunks Explored:	619739
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

OMG, u guys, dis server is like da Brazil of Minecraft servers! Our trees are so smart, dey are literally moving uphill to escape da heat! It’s like a nature documentary up in here, except instead of David Attenborough, u got me, ur friendly neighborhood Minecraft player. Join us and witness the epic journey of our heat-sensitive trees as dey relocate to cooler, higher altitudes. It’s like da Amazon rainforest meets Everest, but in Minecraft form. So come on, join da fun and help our trees find their new home! 🌲🏔️ #TreeMigrationGoals #GlobalWarmingWho?

OutlawMC

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to OutlawMC: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Step into the world of OutlawMC, where your Minecraft journey is only limited by your imagination. Our network offers an exhilarating mix of game modes designed to keep you on the edge of your seat. Whether you’re a survival enthusiast, a skyblock strategist, a prison architect, or a bedwars warrior, OutlawMC has something for everyone.

play.outlawmc.net

Kingo Network

Brazilian, Cross-Play, Delivery, enter, Experience, Favorite, Fun, Gamemodes, hardcore RPG, Kingo Network, Language, Minecraft, Mini Games, Network, Players, Playing, Portuguese, Quality, Server, Survival, thing..

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

KingoNetwork is a server network that aims to deliver quality and fun to all our players. We currently have Hardcore RPG, Survival, Mini-Games and much more.

English: KingoNetwork is a Brazilian Minecraft server network that aims to deliver a quality playing experience to all its players. Currently, it offers gamemodes such as Hardcore RPG, Survival, Mini-Games, and its language is Portuguese. Enter now and find out what your favorite thing about KingoNetwork is!

mc.kingo.network

Grass Stacks for Days: Aussie Adventure Survival with a Side of City Rewards

Adventure, Aussie, building, city, Community, Days, decorations, Dungeons, Events, Food, GRASS, Mature, mic, Modded, Mods, Progression, QoL mods, Rewards, Side, socializing, stacks, Survival, Teleporting, town-building, Vanilla, voice chat, world-building

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Stack of Grass Season 2

Player Base	Whitelisted, 18+, calm ambiance
Gameplay	Vanilla+++ with Mods enhancing building and adventuring
Commands	/home, /sethome, Waystones
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat for communication, emphasis on community building
Server Life	Scripted Dungeons, events, and rewards for players

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

For application and more information, please visit the Discord server at discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y.

2. What mods are available on the server?

The main feature mods are “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”. There are also QoL mods like “Sophisticated Backpacks” and “Farmer’s Delight”.

3. Are there teleporting commands available?

Yes, players have access to commands like /home, /sethome, and Waystones for teleportation.

4. Is there a minimum age requirement for joining?

Preferably 18+ for a mature community ambiance.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

chance, CraftyCraze, decision, doubt, Future, happen, likelihood, MERGE, merge discussion, merger analysis, merger evaluation., Minecraft, outcome, Possibility, Potential, prediction, Probability, Realistic, Server, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft server experience? Join us and witness the epic showdown between Steve and Herobrine as they battle it out for control of the server! Will the merge happen and bring chaos to the land, or will peace finally reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server and be a part of the madness! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock unlimited cake and TNT – talk about a sweet deal! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /MemeCraft/ LOL General

aatrox, Account Stats, Anima Squad, aurora, bel’veth, briar, Builds, general, Illaoi, league of legends, leona, lol, Memecraft, Minecraft, miss fortune, Model Viewer, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, racebait, reksai, Seraphine, smp, Spam Filters, Witch Between Worlds, xayah, Yasuo, yuumi

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ores Mined:	1596
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a creeper explosion and more laughs than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where we ride into battle on saddled chickens and throw potions like confetti. Our community is tighter than a villager’s trading prices, and we always have each other’s backs, even when we accidentally set fire to someone’s house (sorry, not sorry).

With new updates dropping faster than a stack of anvils, there’s always something fresh and exciting to discover. So come join us on our wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the fun)!

BlockyLoveTriangle

advice, Affair, BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boyfriend, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Deception, decision, Dilemma, Honesty, husband, Infidelity, loyalty, Marriage, reddit, relationship, Trust

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

So, you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join, huh? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mystical creatures roaming the land, and even a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every new player gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can do your laundry. Yep, you heard that right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!