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Crafty Capitalism

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	145	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.

CraftingCashWaste

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	865	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless potions and enchanted gear that just end up breaking anyways? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.

So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where explosions are a daily thing just like in houthi-controlled hodeidah port! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here. we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see why everyone is talking about our server!

AustrianCraft2021

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life politics and immerse yourself in a world where the far right in Austria is actually a group of friendly villagers who just want to trade potatoes for emeralds!

we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.

if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!

so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!

Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

LOL, imagine a Minecraft server where the police be stoppin’ more Black drivers than anyone else! But don’t worry, our speed cameras be totally unbiased and just issuin’ tickets left and right like Oprah givin’ out cars! Come join the chaos and see if you can outrun the popo or outsmart them cameras, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Join now before the pigs start flyin’ away without ya!

⛏️ A Far Lands Apart: Where Biomes Collide and Players Hide, A Grand Vanilla Adventure for Grown-Ups! 🌲

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Farlands Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Farlands
Server Type	Minecraft Realm
Snapshot Version	Latest Minecraft Snapshot

Current Datapacks

Treefeller
KeepSomeInventory
Anti-Creeper Grief
Player Heads
Husks drop sand
Anti-Endermen Grief
Mob Heads
Track Raw Stats
Anti-Ghast Grief
Mini Blocks (stonecutter)
Crafting Tweaks
Double Shulker Shell
Silence Mobs (nametag named silence me)
Armored Elytra
Bat Membranes

Experience

Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.

Why Realms and Snapshots?

The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.

Why Join Us?

If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!

The Future

The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.

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””> RetroCraft Minecraft Server””

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Dimension Hops:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	3157

Are you tired of dealing with pesky Zoomer Nu-Coders and their fancy emulators? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those Zoomers in the dust as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest creations imaginable.

Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!

It’s Good Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.

2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!

3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.

4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.

SILJealousStickMud

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs Hollywood when you can be the star of your own action-packed Minecraft movie? Join now and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

OpinionCraft: KeepItSecret

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of hiding your controversial opinions because you’re afraid of being judged? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we encourage all kinds of crazy thoughts and ideas! Whether you believe that llamas are actually aliens in disguise or that creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for hugs, we welcome all opinions (no matter how outlandish)! So come join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild in our virtual world of madness and mayhem!