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Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

desuarchive, Gaming, habits, haha, i hate myself, losers edition, Mega, Minecraft, Online Community, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self loathing, SelfLoathing, Server, Steam, steam community, tagmap, tagmap.io, Thread, Trash, Wake Up

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Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

BabyBlockin’AITAH

AITAH, baby, BabyBlockinAITAH, Boundaries, Childbirth, Contact, decision, family, Fil, first birthday, Help, labour, Midwives, not letting sil in room, pain management, Party, relationship, Respect, sister, Support, wife giving birth

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries and respects your decisions? Look no further! Our server is like that cool aunt who knows when to give you space and when to join in on the fun. Just like how this nurse sister should have respected her sister’s wishes during childbirth, we respect your wishes in-game too!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that knows the importance of consent. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a wild ride!

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And hey, if you see the nurse sister around, tell her she’s missing out on the best Minecraft server in town!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

BabyBlock, birth control options, career focus, changing societal norms, child care costs, cultural expectations, delayed marriage, environmental concerns, fear of commitment, fertility concerns, financial constraints, lack of support systems, lifestyle choices, mental health issues, Minecraft, overpopulation fears, parenting responsibilities, personal fulfillment, relationship instability, reluctance to have children, Server, societal pressure, work-life balance

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Are you tired of your kids hogging all the diamonds in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because our server has a strict “no kids allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build that epic castle without little Timmy stealing all your resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly creature that gives out free enchanted gear to all new players. Plus, our Nether is filled with friendly zombie pigmen who will trade you rare items for just a few blocks of dirt.

So why are people becoming reluctant to have children? Because they know that once they join our server, they’ll never want to leave! Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had.

CraftyDisasterLand

bad experience, CraftyDisasterLand, Culture Shock, Destination, DISAPPOINTING, Explore, Foreign, least enjoyable, least favorite, NEGATIVE, regret, Tourist, travel, travel horror stories, travel regrets, travel woes, Unpleasant, vacation, worst country

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Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

DeathTrapCraft

abduction, Africa, armed groups, Central Africa, Central African Republic, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, danger, DeathTrapCraft, Democratic Republic of Congo, hostages, human rights abuses, instability, Kidnappers, Kidnappings, SECURITY, south Sudan, Terrorism, triangle of death, violence

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So, like, u know how Africa is like a big ol’ continent with lotsa stuff happenin’? Well, in this one part called the ‘triangle of death’, there’s like, a bunch of kidnappings goin’ on. But like, don’t worry, cuz on our Minecraft server, there’s like, no kidnappings happenin’! It’s like, a safe haven for all you blocky adventurers out there.

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away, tryna find some diamonds, when suddenly, a wild creeper appears! But like, don’t fret, cuz on our server, you can like, tame the creepers and ride ’em around like a boss. It’s like, the ultimate power move.

And like, if you’re into building stuff, we gotchu covered. You can like, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most extreme ride ever, dude.

So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a place to chill, build, and have a good time without worryin’ about kidnappings, then like, join our Minecraft server today! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me.

CraftyColumbo

1970s, classic, Clever, Columbo, CraftyColumbo, crime, crime drama, detective, iconic, iconic character, interrogation, investigation, lawyering up, murder, Mystery, Peter Falk, plot twist, police procedural, suspects, tv show, whodunit

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so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like the whole world is on fire? well, you gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it!

first off, our spawn point is a giant diamond castle with unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out of their butts. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions! and speaking of explosions, we have this thing called the TNT Olympics, where you gotta run through a maze of TNT and try not to blow yourself up. it’s like the hunger games, but with more boom!

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode in your face (most of the time). it’s like a zoo, but with more death!

but the best part of our server is the secret underground disco party. you gotta find the hidden entrance and dance your heart out to some sick beats. it’s like clubbing, but with more pickaxes!

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). just remember, the entire premise of Columbo depended on suspects not lawyering up. wait, what does that even mean? just join the server already!

ImpulseCraft: Deontological Dilemmas

Behavior, clinical psychopaths, cognitive processes, Decision making, Deontological, deontological choices, dilemmas, direct harm, emotional responses, Ethics, high impulsivity, high-emotion scenarios, ImpulseCraft, impulsiveness, mental health, morality, optimal outcomes, personality disorders, Psychology, research, risk assessment, social psychology

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So like, this server is like totally perfect for all you crazies out there who wanna play Minecraft but also have a touch of psychopathy and impulsivity. We got all the deontological choices you could ever want, avoiding direct harm like it’s our job. Plus, we’re all about those high-emotion scenarios, so get ready to make some wild decisions that make absolutely no sense but are still super fun. Join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner crazy and have a blast in the process!

Flare SMP: Where creepers are more well-mannered than the players!

bolt, Community, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, decorations, Development, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, Pets, Players, Project, Semi Vanilla, serious, smp, Summer event, Vanilla, wellmannered, Whitelist

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name
Founded	April 14, 2023
Founder	Antimony_Sb
Features	Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the primary language used in the server?

The primary language used in the server is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.

What sets this server apart from Vanilla Minecraft?

Some of the divergences from classic Vanilla gameplay include Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO with new skills, GSit for sitting, custom FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more minor additions.

Is there a summer event coming up?

Yes, the summer event will start soon with great content and rewards for players.

Is there a second server being developed?

Yes, a second server named “Flare Adventures” is in development, offering a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW, Elden Ring, and other major influences.

DollCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient, antique, charming, collectible, Doll, DollCraft, Elegant, FARTED, funny, German, Handmade, Minecraft, Musical, quirky, rare, Server, Stream, Toy, Traditional, Unique, vintage, Violin, WHIMSICAL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an elegant ancient German doll who plays the violin… and farts on stream! That’s right, you’ll never know when she’ll let one rip while serenading you with her beautiful music. It’s a truly unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on down and join us for some laughs, some music, and some unexpected toots. Don’t miss out on the fun!

NashThreads Minecraft Server

Boring, Bryan Danielson, gay black man, ignored Nash threads, Manifested, meme dead, meme growth, Minecraft, Monitoring, NashThreads, planned, raped, samefag, samefagging, Server, viral, Waste of time

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the memes are dead, the threads are ignored, and the samefagging is off the charts! But don’t worry, because on our server, you won’t go viral, your meme growth will be non-existent, and you’ll waste all your time monitoring those boring Nash threads.

Join us and experience the thrill of planning and manifesting your own demise, just like we do on a daily basis. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that Bryan Danielson was once allegedly raped by a gay black man on our server. Now that’s some crazy Minecraft drama you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see just how wild things can get in the world of Minecraft!

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Emeralds Found:	2573
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	247	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3460

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Dimension Hops:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Crops Grown:	5337	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1622
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Crazy bad cartoon Minecraft Servers

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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BabyBlockin’AITAH

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BabyBlock Minecraft Server

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CraftyDisasterLand

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DeathTrapCraft

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CraftyColumbo

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Flare SMP: Where creepers are more well-mannered than the players!

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the primary language used in the server?

What sets this server apart from Vanilla Minecraft?

Is there a summer event coming up?

Is there a second server being developed?

DollCraft Minecraft Server

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NashThreads Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Farms Harvested:	305	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1934	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12