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MomNoGriefPls

advice, ANNOYING, bags, Boundaries, car shopping, chinese culture, Communication, Cultural differences, Decision making, family, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, MomNoGriefPls, Opinions, parents, PERSISTENT, PUSHY, relationships, Respect, spider repellent, travel

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Are your parents constantly trying to control your life like they’re playing a real-life Sims game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you are the master of your own virtual universe!

Join us and escape the clutches of overbearing parents who think they know what’s best for you. No more constant nagging about which car to buy or what bag to use – here, you make the decisions!

We’ve even got a special “Spider Repellent Herb Bag” plugin for those pesky arachnids that invade your virtual car. Say goodbye to unwanted herbal remedies and hello to the freedom to play Minecraft your way.

So come on over to our server and build your own world where you call the shots. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the parental interference in our Minecraft paradise?

PeeveCraft

annoying habits, biggest annoyances, biggest dislikes, biggest frustrations, biggest grievances, biggest irritations, biggest pet peeve, frustrating actions, irritating behaviors, irritating situations, PeeveCraft, personal annoyances, Pet Peeves, things that annoy me, things that bother me, things that bug me, things that drive me crazy, things that get on my nerves, things that infuriate me, things that irk me, things that rub me the wrong way

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as obsessed with mining and crafting as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your biggest pet peeves in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake!

RocketDroneWarsMC

Advanced weaponry, aerial attacks, air bases, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, international relations, long range drone, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, missile strike, national security, Palianytsia rocket drone, precision strike, RocketDroneWarsMC, russia, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?? WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR EPIC WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT DIAMOND TREES AND RAINBOW SHEEP THAT POOP OUT GOLD BARS!

WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAID VILLAGERS SELL MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM WITCHES’ TOENAILS!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND CHICKENS RULE THE WORLD!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH LAUGHS, ADVENTURE, AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS! #BESTSERVEREVER”

USB Bandits

advanced security measures, bandits, combination, Cracking, crime, cyber, data, Digital, ENCRYPTION, Future, HACKING, INFORMATION, Protection, random words, robbers, Safe, SECURITY, Technology, theft, thieves, usb

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Magic Items Found:	1613	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchantments Applied:	98	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	15

yo, u ever wanted to be a futuristic robber? well dis server is da place for u! instead of crackin safes, u be crackin a set of 12-24 random words on a USB! imagine da thrill of sneakin around, tryna steal dem precious words to unlock da ultimate treasure! join now and be da master thief of da future!

GlacierWaveCraft2023

100m-tall waves, 10km stretch, 50-100m, 60M, exceeding 200m, GlacierWaveCraft2023, megatsunamis, melting glaciers, peak height, rockmass, rugby stadium, Slope

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8408	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing melting is your brain from all the crazy fun you’ll be having! We’ve got megatsunamis with 100m-tall waves that’ll make you scream “WOOO” as you ride them like a boss.

On September 16, 2023, a rockmass the size of a freakin’ rugby stadium detached and fell like a clumsy noob down a slope. The resulting megatsunami had a peak height of over 200m, taller than a giant zombie trying to dunk a basketball. It was as tall as 60m along a 10km stretch, making it the most insane ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ride the waves of destruction like a pro. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, ’cause things are about to get wild, yo!

Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!

ADDED, Builder, buttery-smooth, Casual, Community, Datapack, Discord, District, Experience, Explorer, flavor, games, Global, IMPROVEMENTS, java, Minecraft, Performance, Purpur, Qol, rules, shopping, smp, Style, Suggestions, travel, Vanilla, world

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Global SMP Minecraft Server

Hello! We are an 18+ vanilla Java Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (except for griefing…)

You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions! Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel!

If you are interested in joining us, please join our discord read the rules and then click apply-here!

Discord

Dynamap

Website

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age to play on the server?	Players must be 18 years or older to join.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	Griefing is not allowed, but other than that, players are free to play as they wish.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	We use some minor datapack QOL improvements and Purpur for performance, but it is mostly vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord, read the rules, and then follow the application process.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community.

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

2D Hentai Games, dlsite, H-Action Games, hentai rpg, IPFS Edition, japanese games, linux, Machine Translation, Minecraft, Newcomers Guide, Nifty translation tool, Page 10., PixelPleasure, RGSS Decrypter, RJ Code, RJ Gallery, RPG Maker RTP, rpgmaker, Server, VH FAQ, Violated Heroine, visual novels

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	3315	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	2738	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the slutty vanilla elf edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.

3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?

4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.

5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.

ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

#youtube, Bitcoin, COLD STORAGE, COLD WALLET, ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, exchanges, finance, FINANCIAL PROTECTION, hacked, HACKING, investing, not safe, online investments, online safety, online transactions, personal security, Scams, SECURITY

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure

BoysOnly Minecraft Server

#boysonly, aita, baby boy, baby clothes, baby gender, baby girl, baby shopping, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender bias, gender disappointment, gender expectations, gender preference, Gender Reveal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

AdoptedAndLovingIt

AdoptedAndLovingIt, adoption, advocacy, anger, anger management, bi weekly visits, clingy behavior, CPS, family dynamics, foster care, foster parents, intrusive behavior, parental figures, personal space, regret, running away, separation, Siblings, social workers, stress

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics just like our player did with their siblings and social workers.

With mandatory bi-weekly visits from social workers and the constant drama of being separated from your siblings, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can even adopt new parents just like our player did – who needs a boring old family when you can have a Minecraft family instead?

So come on over and join the chaos – because who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions and drama instead? See you in the game, and remember – family drama makes for the best Minecraft adventures!