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PartyPooper Minecraft Server

belated birthday party, Best Friend, camping site, Cancelling, Cancer, chronic health issues, different standard, drive in, Exploding, family party, friend’s party, gaslighter, Group Chat, health issues, invites, Minecraft, out-of-town party, PartyPooper, RESERVATION, Server, terminally ill, unempathetic, UNFAIR

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Crops Grown:	2802
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Potions Brewed:	61
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Marisa’s belated birthday party.

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through friendships and social dynamics. Will you cancel on a party last minute like our protagonist, or will you be the one causing chaos with your outrageous demands?

With a community full of characters like Marisa and Theo, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything can happen – especially when emotions run high and drama is around every corner!

Lunchtime DramaCraft

Boundaries, commitments, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DramaCraft, family, in-laws, Introvert, lunchtime, Marriage, mental health, Obligations, Prioritization, public health, relationships, remote jobs, research, self-care, social battery, Understanding, work schedule, Writing

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dimension Hops:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and respecting schedules? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize your work-life balance like no other!

Join us and never worry about your in-laws making last-minute lunch plans without consulting you first. We understand the struggles of balancing work, social life, and family obligations – that’s why we make sure to always check in with our players before making any plans.

Plus, we have special introvert-friendly events where you can recharge your social battery in the comfort of your own virtual home. No need to worry about running out of energy – we’ve got you covered!

So come join us on the most understanding and respectful Minecraft server out there. Your in-laws may not get it, but we do. See you in-game!

BlockyBodacious

abs, APPEAL, Appearance, ARMS, attractive, attractiveness, BlockyBodacious, Body, buttocks, Charm, chest, EYES, Features, handsomeness, Legs, long tail: what makes a man attractive, man, Masculinity, Muscles, Physical, physical traits that women find attractive in men, Smile

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6

Forget about the age-old debate of abs vs biceps, the real question is: have you seen the pixelated perfection of a Minecraft player’s blocky behind on our server? Our server is home to the most finely crafted derrieres in the virtual world, guaranteed to make you question your own character’s glute game.

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals and the villagers throw the most epic block parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a virtual paradise, where you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with a carrot on a stick, and ride pigs into the sunset like the true Minecraft boss you are.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be joining us for the most bootylicious adventure of your pixelated life? Come for the blocky biceps, stay for the epic block parties – we promise you won’t regret it.

Smite1SkinsMCServer

BONUS, bonus gems, Deadlock, deal with it, founders gems, founders packs, incentivizes, lackluster sales, leaked, LEAVING, port over, rapid departure, shooting mechanics, skins, Smite 1, Smite 2, Smite1SkinsMCServer, stick around, userbase, valve

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Smite skins that don’t carry over to the next game? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where your skins may or may not transfer over, but who cares because we have bonus founders gems! And forget about those other players leaving, we have Deadlock leaked, which is basically what Smite 2 should have been – a mix of Smite, Dota, and shooting mechanics. So come join us on our server where the chaos never ends and the fun never stops! Who needs Valve when you have us?

Minecraft SMP – /AICG/ – Artificially Intelligent Chatbot Gang

AI Chatbot, aicg, artificially, Botmaking, Bots, card v3, chatbot, cost-efficient intelligence, Development, Events, Frontends, Gang, guides, Intelligent, Jailbreaks, Llama 3.1, Minecraft, Mini, Mistral Large 2, models, multimodal, News, proxies, services assessment, smp, Templates

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Villages Defended:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Star Shards Collected:	169	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots because why not? Our latest update includes the release of Llama 3.1 8B/70B/405B and Mistral Large 2, which are basically like having super intelligent llama and mistral companions in the game. And guess what? They’re 60% cheaper than the 3.5-turbo versions because we like to keep things budget-friendly in our virtual world.

To spice things up, we’ve made it so that you can only see all the cards on chub if you log in, enable nsfw/nsfl, and clear your blacklist in the settings. It’s like a virtual treasure hunt for inappropriate content, how exciting!

But wait, there’s more! We have lore, proxies, bots, guides, jailbreaks, frontends, models, and botmaking resources galore. It’s a virtual smorgasbord of AI goodness that will make your Minecraft experience truly unique.

So come join us on this wild ride of AI chatbot development in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up creating the next virtual AI superstar that takes the gaming world by storm. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

PantslessCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, clothing, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family, fashion, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, pants, PantslessCraft, parent-child dynamics, parents, personal style, Rebellion, relationships, rules, Self-expression, Server, shopping, TEENAGE, teenage angst, teenage rebellion

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9282	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of your parents controlling your fashion choices on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to rebel against the fashion police!

Join us and wear whatever baggy pants you want, without your parents throwing them away! We support your right to express yourself through sparkly bootcut pants and knockoff designer jeans.

Don’t let your parents dictate your style, join our server and show them who’s boss! It’s time to rebel and show off your unique fashion sense, because on our server, it’s your house, your rules! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your pants fly free!

HouseHuntingHubby

Communication, Consultation, Decision making, decision making process, family dynamics, Financial implications, Financial Planning, future claims, house ownership, HouseHuntingHubby, husband’s parents, in-laws, joint ownership, legal implications, long-term consequences, Personal preferences, property rights, real estate, relationship issues, retirement home, spousal input

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Animals Bred:	189
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Hey there gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join our server for the most epic adventures and build your dream house…or should we say, retirement home? That’s right, on our server, you can plan for your golden years while battling creepers and zombies!

And get this, on our server, you can buy houses in your mother-in-law’s name! Because who needs legal rights or future claims when you can have a house that’s practically a family heirloom?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about making decisions without consulting your spouse, because who needs communication when you can just build a house and hope for the best?

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the tension, and the sheer madness of Minecraft like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a real-life soap opera plot twist. Join now and let the chaos begin!

CrushCraft SMP: LongestCrush

actor crush, actress crush, celebrity crush, celebrity infatuation, celebrity obsession, CrushCraft, dream crush, enduring crush, famous crush, fantasy crush., Hollywood crush, idol crush, lasting crush, long lasting crush, long term crush, LongestCrush, movie star crush, musician crush, pop culture crush, smp, star crush, TV star crush, ultimate crush

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your personal guide through the crazy world of Minecraft. As you explore, you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you can find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the legendary creeper who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even find your longest celebrity crush waiting for you in the virtual world.

UncoolMinecraftServer

awkward, clumsy, cringeworthy, dorky, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, geeky, nerdy, Ridiculous, silly, unappealing, Unattractive, uncharismatic, unchic, uncool, UncoolMinecraftServer, unflattering, unglamorous, Unhip, unimpressive, unpopular

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466

Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe! But fear not, on our epic Minecraft server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in diamond armor, and build a castle made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, even the chickens have attitude!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, first acknowledgment, foreign policy, incursion, international relations, Invasion, justification, Kursk attack, KurskCraft, Military Action, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, political tension, russia, security threat, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Void Armor Forged:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Yo, wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Bro, let me tell you, it’s so lit that even Ukraine is justifying Kursk attack in the first acknowledgment of incursion into Russia just to get a taste of the action! We got crazy PvP battles that will make you question your sanity, like seriously, our players have lost their minds in the best way possible. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built minigames, they’re so wild that even Herobrine himself would be like “yo, this is too much for me.” So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself, because on this server, anything goes and everything is possible!