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Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP, cinematic phrases, classic movies, clever comebacks, comedy, Entertainment, famous dialogues, famous quotes, film industry, funny, humor, iconic quotes, memorable lines, movie quotes, movie scenes, movie taglines, one-liners, Parody, pop culture, sarcastic quotes, witty remarks

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

Astonishing, BlocktopiaCraft, enlightening, eye-opening, fact, Fun, fun fact, hidden facts, Incredible, INTERESTING, knowledge, little-known, Mind Blowing, mind blowing facts, mind-bending, mind-boggling, MINDBLOWING, Obscure, Surprising, Trivia, UNBELIEVABLE, unknown, UNUSUAL

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

criminal activity, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, department of justice, domain seizure, Domains, fbi, HackCraft, HACKING, international relations, internet domains, investigation, law enforcement, online crime, online threats, Russian hackers, seized, Seizes, Technology, US

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mines Excavated:	2005	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

Bosses, classic, customizations, Donations, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exen, Hardcore, Imbalance, Levels, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, price tags, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival, Two Years, update, Vanilla, weather conditions

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
New Chunks Explored:	517142	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	36	Void Gems Collected:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

185.186.143.152:25720

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

banana, butchery, chisel & bits, cluttered, community-driven, CREEPERS, Curseforge, discord server, Extra Dimensions, farmers delight, gaming servers, Halloween events, HANDCRAFTED, Let’s Do mods, Macaw’s mods, Network, peels, plenty more decor and block options, Slip, smp, the aether, the bumblezone

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	11	New Chunks Explored:	929479
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

Abuse, acceptance, coming out, coping with rejection, discrimination, emotional trauma, family rejection, Gender Identity, hate crimes, healing from trauma, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, mental health, Minecraft, Parent, parental rejection, seeking help, self-acceptance, Server, Support, Trans, Transgender, violence

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Star Shards Collected:	277
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

COMEBACK, Competition, Defeat, FC Porto, football, goals, Incoming, INTENSE, LOSING, man, MAN U, manchester united, match, Minecraft, mug, Players, porto, smp, Soccer, sports, Thread, Upset, Victory

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magic Items Found:	4704
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

Divorce, EMBARRASSMENT, emotionally fragile, FIRED, Friends, Gamers, high maintenance, insecure, likable personality, Manager, Minecraft, Public, remorse, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, screaming, Server, small town, Therapist, tip, waitress, WaitressWars

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	6258
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dimension Hops:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.