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Crumb-licking Chefs SMP: where cookies are baked, not mined! [smp]

alliances, Arc, baked, Builds, Chefs, Community, COOKIES, Crumblicking, Discord, guild, History, Items, Lore, Map, Minecraft, Mined, PvP, Rivalries, Server, smp, storytelling, Wars

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Smart Cookies SMP Server Overview

Features
Dynmap: live map of the world with the option to /hide
Stackable items
Extensive story to keep you entertained
Many more custom content

We hope to see you around as we venture into this new world. Whether it be through builds, pvp, storytelling, or anything of the like, we would love to see you join us!

If you’re interested in joining, here’s our discord: https://discord.gg/YZ2aAxbZyM

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the Smart Cookies SMP server?	Yes, you can join us by connecting to our server and joining our discord community.
Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone.
How often do you update the server with new content?	We strive to regularly update the server with new features, events, and content to keep things fresh and exciting for our players.
Can I create my own guild or join an existing one?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own guilds or join existing ones to enhance their gameplay experience.

CraftyDotaCraze

bug tracker, CraftyDotaCraze, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, GO QUEUE, Gosugamers, guides, INFORMATION, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, TL.net, Trackdota, twitter, Twitter Script., Updates, Wiki

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	4844	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky world you’ll ever enter!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle against an army of zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But that’s not all – we have secret dungeons filled with rare loot, a hidden village of friendly villagers who throw parties every night, and a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s crazier than a pig wearing a top hat!

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

Boothill Trailer, Character Banners, Cowboy’s Got Business, drip marketing, firefly, general, HANYA, Honkai, HonkaiCraft, jade, Light Cone Banners, lolz, preview, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, star, star rail, Then Wake to Weep, Thread Template, Tools, topaz, Trailer, update, Xueyi

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears out of nowhere and starts dancing around you. That’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! How about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a castle made entirely out of cheese? The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

⬆️ Going Upright ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos! Celebrating 5 Years! No Resets! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anarchy, Anticheat, April 2019, Celebrating, Chaos, Currency, dallas, Discord, economy plugins, Factions, Griefing, laid back, Phantoms, player freedom, PvP, Resets, rules, server performance, smp, Survival, upright, Usa, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, vanilla minecraft, Years

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Server IP	StraightUp.Minecraft.Best
Location	Dallas, USA
Discord	Join us on Discord

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.

[💻] Stable server performance.

[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.

[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.

[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.

[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are PvP and griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on Straight Up.
Are there land claims or land protect plugins on the server?	No, there are no land claims or land protect plugins on the server.
Is there a currency system or economy plugins on the server?	No, there is no currency system, factions, or economy plugins on Straight Up.
Can players teleport or set homes on the server?	No, there are no /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server.

LOLZcraft: Murder Showdown

attractive, Chad-like, crime, criminal behavior, dysgenic, genetics, LOLzCraft, Media, mental health, murder, nature vs nurture, Perception, Phenomenon, phenotype, Psychology, School Shooter, serial killer, showdown, socialization, society, Stereotypes, Ugly, violence

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2362
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have cracked the code on why serial killers are always attractive “chad-like” men while school shooters are just straight up ugly 99% of the time. Join us and uncover the secrets behind this phenomenon – maybe it’s all the diamond mining that makes them so good looking, or perhaps the creepers have a secret beauty regimen they’re not sharing. Either way, come join us for a killer time (pun intended)!

Crafty Code Chaos: C++, D, Zig & Rust Ruckus

c#, Chaos, Code, Community, comparison, consensus, Crafty, criticism, d.., design problems, developers, Development, Features, Feedback, IMPROVEMENTS, Issues, language design, language features, Programming Languages, Replacement, Ruckus, Rust, Shortcomings, Zig

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8984
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old C++, D, Zig, and Rust? Want to join a Minecraft server that is as wild and crazy as your coding adventures? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your programming language problems!

Join us and leave behind the design flaws of those other languages. Our server is like a magical land where all your coding dreams come true. Say goodbye to boring features and hello to a world where anything is possible!

Don’t be crucified for daring to criticize a language on other forums. Here, we welcome all feedback, no matter how outrageous. So come on over and let your coding creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just find the perfect language for your next big project. Join us now and let the coding madness begin!

BadWolfMC: Where 18+ wolves play SMP, SkyBlock, & try not to get locked up in Prison!

Adult, BadWolfMC, Chicago, fiber optic, LOCKED, mojang, Network, Oasis, Play, policies, Prison, reviews, rules, Seasons, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Stability, State-of-the-art, Storage, Support, Tournaments, Unique Prizes, virtual worlds, Website, Wiki, Wolves, worldwide

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Server IP	PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Overview

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!

Highlights

Our network features 4 servers with 8 different game modes so you’ll never get bored!
Custom mobs and challenging dragons
Greylisted – build permissions granted upon approval
Java-Bedrock Crossplay
State of the art hardware for superior stability and performance
Recurring events and seasonal events
Dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique prizes
Custom potions and dynamic live maps
Multiple protection options for builds

Our Mission

Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here.

Membership Application Required

Apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com if you like the place and its rules fit your style!

General Server Rules

All players must be 18 years of age or older
No Griefing
No Client Mods/Exploits
No Advertising/Spam
Common Sense/Maturity

FAQ

Do I have to be 18+ to play on the server?

Yes, all players must be 18 years of age or older to join the server.

What game modes are available on the server?

The server features 8 different game modes including Survival, Creative, SkyBlock, AcidIsland, OneBlock, Prison, Magic, and various minigames.

How can I apply for memberships and build permissions?

To apply for permissions, visit BadWolfMC.com and fill out the membership application form.

Are client mods/exploits allowed on the server?

No, client modifications (other than Optifine) or exploits to the game are not allowed on the server.

Can I advertise other servers/websites/mods on the server?

No, advertising servers/websites/mods in any chat or spamming messages is strictly prohibited.

What is the server’s policy on harassment and hate speech?

Absolutely no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech will be tolerated on the server.

Crafty Crap Shack

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	7375
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Tired of cringe shonen anime? Join our Minecraft server where the only cringe you’ll experience is when you accidentally walk into a cactus! Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are too scared to explode. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll gain the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to cringey anime and hello to epic adventures!

Crafty Fappers United: Where every day is a new adventure in the world of Minecraft!

Adventure, Another Day, Bleached, comma separated, Crafty, Day, Fappers, Fapping, Generate, list, long trail, Minecraft, Session, tags, United, up to 20, world

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	51	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Towns Built:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	4993	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	371814
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers out of their eyes. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always remember to bring your sense of humor!

Prismarine Nations: Where Factions, SMP, Worldbuilding, and Towny collide…in a very confusing way!

ADMIN, alcohol, Balanced, Brewery, Bum, city, collide…in, Community, Confusing, Discord, Dynmap, Empire, Factions, fair, intervention, merchant, Minecraft, Nations, Plugins, prismarine, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Suggestions, Towny, Vanilla, Worldbuilding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Towns Built:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1984	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Prismarine Nations Overview

Server Name	Prismarine Nations
Description	A newly launched worldbuilding server allowing players almost total freedom in determining the history and politics of the world. Various activities such as empire building, merchant trade, owning a bar, brewing alcohol, and more are available.
Notable Plugins	Towny, Dynmap, Brewery, Mcmmo (Coming soon)
Server Links	Discord: Join our DiscordDynmap: View Dynmap

FAQ

Q: Can I build my own empire on Prismarine Nations?

A: Yes, players have almost complete freedom to determine the history and politics of the world, including building and managing empires.

Q: Are there any combat skills on the server?

A: Currently, combat skills are not available, but Mcmmo with combat skills is planned to be added in the future.