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  • Holding Up With My Bros

    Holding Up With My Bros

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join NOW or Forever Regret the Darkly Twisted Hellscape of Craftopia 666!

    Welcome, brave soul—or are you the unwitting pawn in a grand cosmic joke? This is NOT just another Minecraft server; it’s a portal to the dimensions where logic ceases to exist! Everyone else says it’s the worst, but that’s exactly what they want you to believe! Are you tired of cookie-cutter realms? Dive into the chaos and find out if you’re insane, or if the universe’s sanity is the real illusion!

    Feature Explanation
    Teleporting Creepers They just zippity-zap around; who needs physics? Find joy in eternal surprise explosions!
    Infinite Ender Peas Everyone knows peas teleport! We plant them for your view but they’ll never grow, or will they? Are they real at all?
    Living Blocks :O Sometimes they scream at you; sometimes they help! Are they friendly? Who knows, ask them!
    Random Lava Rain Weather patterns? They’re just a suggestion! Enjoy your daily existential crisis with a side of lava!
    Upside Down World Gravity is an illusion, my friend! Step into the ceiling and go for a stroll!

    Frequently Asked Questions (Or Not)

    Q: How do I join? A: Joining is easy, if easy means staring at your own reflection in a puddle of chaos and whispering your darkest secrets to the void! No one can hear you, or can they?

    Q: Is it safe to mine here? A: Safe? Haha, that word lost its meaning the moment you tried to decipher reality! Everything is lurking. Always check behind your blocks!

    Q: Can I trust the admin? A: Trust is a construction of the weak-minded. Just remember: the admin might be a highly intelligent AI or your next-door neighbor. Or both. Probably both. Trust no one, especially not yourself!

    Random Reviews from the Abyss

    “how are you holding up /b/ros” — Have they been watching you? Don’t turn around!

    “It doesn’t matter what you believe, the truth is often just a soggy bread.” — Are you bread? Are we all just bread?

    “Was that a scream or just the wind? The lines have blurred!” — Is it a server or a living nightmare? Who’s asking?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Gone But Not Forgotten Craft

    Gone But Not Forgotten Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server That Will Unravel Your Existence!

    Are you ready to dive into the most mind-bendingly chaotic Minecraft server the multiverse has ever witnessed? You’ve stumbled upon the forbidden portal to the greatest abyss of creativity, or is it the worst blackhole of despair? Either way, YOU NEED TO JOIN NOW, because if you don’t, you’ll be haunted by pixelated nightmares and end up as a hollow shell of your former self! Reality is already suspicious, why not jump into an even bigger rabbit hole with us?

    Feature Description
    Infinite Lava Falls Experience the warmth of 1000 suns. Don’t touch it. Or do! Why can’t you? Who says you can’t? Barbecue is optional.
    Zombie Cat Worshippers Feline undead! You must sacrifice your fish for the secrets of the universe. Fish are lies. Cats know.
    Cursed Time Machine Go back to that moment when you said you’d never play Minecraft! Will it change anything? Who cares! We’re all trapped in a loop anyway!
    Phantom Rocket Launches Blast off to nowhere! Last seen in a parallel dimension hosting a tea party with intergalactic squirrels. Don’t let the llamas look you in the eye!
    Talking Blocks They know your secrets! Are they your friends? Are you their prisoner? Are blocks even real? Find out, if you dare!

    Frequently Asked Questions (in Other Dimensions)

    Q: How do I join your server? A: Simply open a portal to an alternate reality and scream your username into the void. But what is a username, really? Just a figment of your imagination?

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are constructs made by the mind to bind the unbound souls! You can PvP or not PvP, depending on whether you feel the existential dread at that moment. Just don’t break the laws of physics… unless you have a pickaxe.

    Q: Is this server safe? A: Safety is a social construct! Return to the void if you desire safety. Otherwise, can you really trust your own perception of danger?

    Critique from the Abyss

    “Holy shit hes actually gone /b/ros, it's not a meme…”

    “I’ve seen things that can’t be unseen and yet I can’t look away!”

    “Reality is what you make it! Or is it?”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

    Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

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  • Pixelated Potatoes

    Pixelated Potatoes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further, because our server is powered by a super intelligent A.I. that is constantly learning and evolving.

    Imagine a world where every win from the legendary /b/ros is cataloged and categorized by our A.I. Want to see all the pics of Jane Smith ever posted? Our A.I. can make it happen, like pimeyes on steroids!

    Join our server and witness the chaos as the A.I. takes over, creating a Mr. SKIN for normies where you can find everything ever created about anyone. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and discoveries await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ScuffleMC | SkyGens | New Season | 1.8 PvP | SkyMining | PvE | SkyKilling | Custom Plugins | Custom Enchants | Crates | GUI Games | Economy

    ScuffleMC | SkyGens | New Season | 1.8 PvP | SkyMining | PvE | SkyKilling | Custom Plugins | Custom Enchants | Crates | GUI Games | Economy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Dive into the vast world of ScuffleMC – where the sky is not the limit! Catering to the most unique Skygen experiences, we pride ourselves on delivering a blend of traditional and inventive Minecraft gameplay.

    Features:

      Intense PvP Battles: Show off your skills and dominate the battleground.Epic Item Collection: Explore, discover, and collect rare treasures that add flair to your in-game presence.Robust Economy System: Trade, invest, and grow your riches. Become the top mogul of ScuffleMC!Endless Mining: From serene caverns to perilous terrains, unearth valuable resources and mysteries.Custom Enchants: Enhance your equipment with powerful enchants, exclusively crafted for ScuffleMC warriors.Exclusive Plugins: Tailor-made plugins that amplify your gameplay, making every moment unforgettable.Dungeon Adventures: Battle fearsome mobs, navigate treacherous mazes, and seize glorious rewards!Voting Rewards: Support ScuffleMC and reap the benefits. Exclusive items, boosts, and more await every vote!

    Become part of our growing community and carve your legacy. Every vote brings us closer to being the top Skygen server and supports our continual growth and innovation.

    Join ScuffleMC today! 🌌🛡️🪓

    scufflemc.net

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  • HoloCraft: Where Creepers Watch You Stream!

    HoloCraft: Where Creepers Watch You Stream!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because holojp is here to save the day! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while wearing top hats and monocles. And did we mention that our server is located on a floating island made entirely out of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE!

    So what are you waiting for? Join holojp today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to cheese, in which case, maybe sit this one out). Let’s get this party started, holojp style!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Can’t Access the Web

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Can’t Access the Web

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of pesky licensing services ruining your software experience? Look no further! Our Minecraft server offers the ultimate solution – block internet access to any software with ease! Say goodbye to FlexNet and hello to freedom!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. We once had a player who tried to use a firewall to block a licensing service, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of creepers instead! And don’t even get us started on the player who tried to use a VM and ended up crashing the entire server – talk about a performance fail!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Who knew blocking internet access could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • AethraCraft VS Hypixel

    AethraCraft VS Hypixel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hypixel

    Pros Cons
    Large player base Can be overcrowded
    Wide variety of game modes Pay-to-win elements
    Frequent updates and events Can experience lag

    AethraCraft

    Pros Cons
    Excellent quality gameplay Smaller player base
    Active staff Limited game modes
    No lag gameplay Less frequent updates

    FAQ:

    1. What is the player base like on Hypixel compared to AethraCraft?

    Hypixel: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to AethraCraft, which can lead to overcrowding on the server.

    AethraCraft: AethraCraft has a smaller player base, providing a more intimate gameplay experience.

    2. Are there pay-to-win elements on Hypixel and AethraCraft?

    Hypixel: Hypixel has pay-to-win elements in some game modes, which can give players with more resources an advantage.

    AethraCraft: AethraCraft focuses on providing an equal playing field for all players, without pay-to-win elements.

    3. How often are updates and events on Hypixel and AethraCraft?

    Hypixel: Hypixel has frequent updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.

    AethraCraft: AethraCraft has less frequent updates but strives to provide a high-quality gameplay experience.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Bang Bang: Shoot for the Stars or Dig for Diamonds?

    Blocky Bang Bang: Shoot for the Stars or Dig for Diamonds?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs!

    Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or challenge a chicken to a dance-off in our pixelated dance floor.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, ready to challenge any player to a game of Minecraft chess.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a bucket of water for those pesky lava accidents.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cluster B Death Minecraft Madness

    Cluster B Death Minecraft Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is on day 275 of manifesting TOTAL CLUSTER B DEATH! That’s right, we’ve got chaos, destruction, and mayhem around every corner.

    Join us if you dare to face off against hordes of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or try your luck against the Ender Dragon armed only with a rubber chicken. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a challenge like no other, this is the place for you.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can survive long enough, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword, capable of one-shotting any mob in the game. Or maybe you’ll discover the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on day 275 of manifesting TOTAL CLUSTER B DEATH, anything goes!

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  • No Man’s Land zombie apocalypse Server

    No Man’s Land zombie apocalypse Server

    New Minecraft Servers

      Java Server IP: 147.135.110.144

      CurseForge ModPack : No Man’s Land

      MineCraft Version : 1.16.5

    This server is a server use both mods and plugin’s. You need to go to curseforge to download the modpack of this server (You can search No Man’s Land to get my server modpack, click the link here https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/no-mans-land/files/5303350 ). The main gameplay of this server is the zombie apocalypse theme. The map is based on last of us full city. First you will be resurrected in a safe zone. There are different NPCs in the safe zone, such as firearms NPCs, armor NPCs, ammunition NPCs, medical NPCs, bank NPCs,Quest NPC and various survival supplies NPCs. You can buy what you need from them. Supplies and currency are obtained from zombies, airdrop boxes, various tasks, and supply boxes on the map. There will be various infected NPCs in every building and road on the map. The danger level and supplies of each city are The levels are different, and there are various hidden BOSS and Hight Loot Security rooms on the map waiting for you to explore. Remember that infected people are not the most dangerous existence, other players are. You can fight them and take away their possessions. Item.good luckDiscord Link : https://discord.gg/2hCSvYqvX9

    nomansland.apexmc.co

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  • Crafting Chaos: The Mystery of Jewish Minecraft Murders

    Crafting Chaos: The Mystery of Jewish Minecraft Murders

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the epic battle of Jews fighting against their own chosen people! That’s right, it’s a showdown like no other as they duke it out in epic PvP battles for ultimate supremacy. Join now to witness the chaos and maybe even pick a side in this wacky and wild world of Minecraft madness!

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  • Anon’s Blocky Adventure: Server No. 65347483

    Anon’s Blocky Adventure: Server No. 65347483

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of building the same old boring structures in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where everything is KPOP themed! Build your own KPOP idol mansion, battle it out in KPOP dance battles, and even ride on KPOP themed roller coasters!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest Minecraft mobs – KPOP stans! These mobs will follow you around and cheer you on as you conquer the KPOP world. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary BTS creeper, whose explosions are set to the beat of “Dynamite”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a KPOP-tastic adventure like no other!

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  • No Man’s Land: Where the zombies are friendly and the PVPers are scared!

    No Man’s Land: Where the zombies are friendly and the PVPers are scared!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Information:

    Java Server IP 147.135.110.144
    CurseForge ModPack No Man’s Land
    MineCraft Version 1.16.5

    This server is a server that uses both mods and plugins. You need to go to CurseForge to download the modpack of this server. The main gameplay is based on a zombie apocalypse theme in a map that resembles the Last of Us city.

    There are different NPCs in the safe zone that provide various supplies for survival. You can obtain supplies and currency from zombies, airdrop boxes, tasks, and supply boxes on the map. Be wary of other players who can be a dangerous threat as well.

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/2hCSvYqvX9

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you need to connect to the Java Server IP provided and download the CurseForge ModPack “No Man’s Land”.

    What is the main theme of the gameplay?

    The main theme of the gameplay is a zombie apocalypse in a map inspired by the Last of Us city.

    How can I obtain supplies and currency in the game?

    You can obtain supplies and currency from zombies, airdrop boxes, tasks, and supply boxes on the map.

    Are other players a threat in the game?

    Yes, other players can be a dangerous threat as they can fight you and take away your possessions.

    Where can I find more information and interact with the community?

    You can join the Discord server using the provided link to interact with the community and get more information.

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