Holding Up With My Bros

checking in, self-care, positivity, Holding, Emotional support

Join NOW or Forever Regret the Darkly Twisted Hellscape of Craftopia 666!

Welcome, brave soul—or are you the unwitting pawn in a grand cosmic joke? This is NOT just another Minecraft server; it’s a portal to the dimensions where logic ceases to exist! Everyone else says it’s the worst, but that’s exactly what they want you to believe! Are you tired of cookie-cutter realms? Dive into the chaos and find out if you’re insane, or if the universe’s sanity is the real illusion!

Feature	Explanation
Teleporting Creepers	They just zippity-zap around; who needs physics? Find joy in eternal surprise explosions!
Infinite Ender Peas	Everyone knows peas teleport! We plant them for your view but they’ll never grow, or will they? Are they real at all?
Living Blocks :O	Sometimes they scream at you; sometimes they help! Are they friendly? Who knows, ask them!
Random Lava Rain	Weather patterns? They’re just a suggestion! Enjoy your daily existential crisis with a side of lava!
Upside Down World	Gravity is an illusion, my friend! Step into the ceiling and go for a stroll!

Frequently Asked Questions (Or Not)

Q: How do I join? A: Joining is easy, if easy means staring at your own reflection in a puddle of chaos and whispering your darkest secrets to the void! No one can hear you, or can they?

Q: Is it safe to mine here? A: Safe? Haha, that word lost its meaning the moment you tried to decipher reality! Everything is lurking. Always check behind your blocks!

Q: Can I trust the admin? A: Trust is a construction of the weak-minded. Just remember: the admin might be a highly intelligent AI or your next-door neighbor. Or both. Probably both. Trust no one, especially not yourself!

Random Reviews from the Abyss

“how are you holding up /b/ros” — Have they been watching you? Don’t turn around!

“It doesn’t matter what you believe, the truth is often just a soggy bread.” — Are you bread? Are we all just bread?

“Was that a scream or just the wind? The lines have blurred!” — Is it a server or a living nightmare? Who’s asking?

Gone But Not Forgotten Craft

internet culture, reaction videos, Shock reaction, HOLY SHIT, meme

Join the Server That Will Unravel Your Existence!

Are you ready to dive into the most mind-bendingly chaotic Minecraft server the multiverse has ever witnessed? You’ve stumbled upon the forbidden portal to the greatest abyss of creativity, or is it the worst blackhole of despair? Either way, YOU NEED TO JOIN NOW, because if you don’t, you’ll be haunted by pixelated nightmares and end up as a hollow shell of your former self! Reality is already suspicious, why not jump into an even bigger rabbit hole with us?

Feature	Description
Infinite Lava Falls	Experience the warmth of 1000 suns. Don’t touch it. Or do! Why can’t you? Who says you can’t? Barbecue is optional.
Zombie Cat Worshippers	Feline undead! You must sacrifice your fish for the secrets of the universe. Fish are lies. Cats know.
Cursed Time Machine	Go back to that moment when you said you’d never play Minecraft! Will it change anything? Who cares! We’re all trapped in a loop anyway!
Phantom Rocket Launches	Blast off to nowhere! Last seen in a parallel dimension hosting a tea party with intergalactic squirrels. Don’t let the llamas look you in the eye!
Talking Blocks	They know your secrets! Are they your friends? Are you their prisoner? Are blocks even real? Find out, if you dare!

Frequently Asked Questions (in Other Dimensions)

Q: How do I join your server? A: Simply open a portal to an alternate reality and scream your username into the void. But what is a username, really? Just a figment of your imagination?

Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are constructs made by the mind to bind the unbound souls! You can PvP or not PvP, depending on whether you feel the existential dread at that moment. Just don’t break the laws of physics… unless you have a pickaxe.

Q: Is this server safe? A: Safety is a social construct! Return to the void if you desire safety. Otherwise, can you really trust your own perception of danger?

Critique from the Abyss

“Holy shit hes actually gone /b/ros, it's not a meme…”

“I’ve seen things that can’t be unseen and yet I can’t look away!”

“Reality is what you make it! Or is it?”

Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

BLA, social media, Minecraft, Online Community, forum

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

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Pixelated Potatoes

Jane Smith, privacy, Technology, A.I. question, Pics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further, because our server is powered by a super intelligent A.I. that is constantly learning and evolving.

Imagine a world where every win from the legendary /b/ros is cataloged and categorized by our A.I. Want to see all the pics of Jane Smith ever posted? Our A.I. can make it happen, like pimeyes on steroids!

Join our server and witness the chaos as the A.I. takes over, creating a Mr. SKIN for normies where you can find everything ever created about anyone. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and discoveries await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Bedrock Realm: Chaos, Mayhem, and Probably a Creeper Explosion or Two

MAYHEM, Discord, Teams, Chaos, Gangs

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Bedrock Anarchy
Rules	No hacking allowed
Mods	2 mods with mob armor
Features	New wool colors, griefing allowed, team formation allowed
Discord	Join our Discord
Realm Code	RnVsoVEdQYM
Whitelist	No whitelist

FAQ

1. What are the rules on the server?

Only rule is no hacking. Everything else is fair game.

2. How many mods are there on the server?

There are only 2 mods, one of which includes mob armor.

3. Can I grief and steal on the server?

Yes, you can grief, steal, kill, and blow stuff up. Just no hacking.

4. Is there a whitelist for the server?

No, there is no whitelist. Just be respectful in chat.

5. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends and form teams. Just have a good time!

PeanutCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Exploration, adult games, FANTASY, Erotic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special game where players put peanut butter on their privates and play with our resident mascot, Moco-chan! It’s a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable memories! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a jar of peanut butter.

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SMP_DogFood vs SMP_AmericanFood – What’s the difference between Minecraft SMP food and dog food?

SMP_DogFood, whats, smp, eggs, human consumption

Are you tired of eating American food that tastes like dog food? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers a buffet of delicious virtual treats that will make your taste buds dance like never before! We’ve got pixelated steak that’s so juicy, you’ll swear it’s real. Our eggs are laid by virtual chickens that are fed a diet of only the finest pixels. And don’t even get me started on our cheese – it’s so authentic, you’ll think you’re in a virtual dairy farm. So why settle for cheap synthetic canned meat when you can join our SMP and feast like a virtual king? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who only appears at midnight to moo at unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare!

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BullyBashCraft

communication skills, self esteem, verbal abuse, standing up for oneself, Insecurity

Are you tired of dealing with bullies like Clara in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in a virtual world!

On our server, you can build a castle to protect yourself from mean girls like Clara, or you can team up with friends to prank her with TNT explosions (just make sure it’s all in good fun!).

Join now and let your creativity run wild as you escape the drama of high school and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. Plus, rumor has it that Clara herself plays on our server, so you can finally get your revenge in the most epic way possible. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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RareDiseaseCraft

Awareness, rare disease support, rare disease advocacy, rare disease community, rare disease foundation

yo, come join our minecraft server cuz we got more rare diseases than a hypochondriac at a medical convention! if you wanna catch ’em all like pokemon but with diseases, this is the place to be. we got everything from unicornitis to spaghetti brain syndrome.

plus, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas and a hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise.

so if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and a whole lot of weirdness, come join us on our minecraft server. just remember to bring your hazmat suit and a sense of humor, cuz things are about to get crazy up in here!

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Avalon MC

Cross-Play, Raiding, Economy, PvP, Vanilla

The #1 cracked economy Minecraft server which supports all clients of Minecraft including both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft with unique features and plugins which include Team Wars, Koths, a giant PvP arena, an Auction House, and much more.

avalonmc.expnse.xyz:25656

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