B Jones Games Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TaxCraft: Billionaire Bo$$es

billionaire, billionaires, Boes, Brazil, economic inequality, economic policy, extra income, feasibility, financial analysis, fiscal policy, G20, global finance, government revenue, international scheme, Proposal, Revenue, study, tax reform, Taxation, taxation system, TaxCraft, wealth, wealth distribution

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6913
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	853	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

so, like, u know how billionaires have, like, all the money in the world and stuff? well, this server is like, gonna tax their wealth and make them pay up! we gonna be rollin’ in that sweet, sweet cash, up to $250bn a year, baby! join now and help us stick it to the rich dudes! we gonna be livin’ large in our virtual mansion made of diamonds and gold, all thanks to this epic scheme! come on, let’s show those billionaires who’s boss in this crazy Minecraft world!

PsychoSaber Minecraft Server

action, Alternate Universe, Anime, Assassin, dark fantasy, dark past, FANTASY, fate series, legendary warrior, Minecraft, Miyazaki, murderous psycho, Psychological, PsychoSaber, Saber, Server, Supernatural, sword fighting, Thriller, tragic hero, Twisted, twisted fate, twisted heroine

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	142	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Emeralds Found:	2253	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of playing with Saber if she was a murderous psycho! Watch out for her deadly sword swings and bloodthirsty attitude as you navigate through our twisted world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Miyazaki fans who have built their own whimsical kingdom filled with giant talking animals and flying pigs. Join forces with them to uncover hidden treasures and unlock magical powers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you play alongside a killer Saber and hang out with Miyazaki’s wildest creations? Come on in and let the madness begin!

Crafty Copa Server – Minecraft Server

clubs, Competition, Copa, Copa América, Crafty, EUROS, football, Investments, market analysis, Minecraft, national team, Performance, Players, rankings, Scouting, Server, south america, sports, statistics, talent acquisition, Teams, Tournament, transfermarket, VALUES

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Animals Bred:	71	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest spot in town! We’ve got a transfermarket system that will blow your mind – forget about trading diamonds, now you can trade players in millions of euros!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft tycoon as you buy and sell players like a boss. Build your dream team and dominate the competition with your insane transfer deals. Who needs diamonds when you can have Neymar or Messi on your team, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CrochetCraft Minecraft Server

aita, birth certificate, bookshelf, Crochet, crochet supplies, CrochetCraft, Cupboard, expensive yarn, female, hardware store, Hooks, Lock, long tail tags, Minecraft, missing yarn, mum, Server, skeins, soft teddies, supplies, yarn

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magic Items Found:	6043	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of your yarn mysteriously disappearing? Do you suspect your own mother of yarn theft? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where yarn theft is a thing of the past, because in our server, everyone has their own virtual yarn stash that no one can touch. No more hiding your precious skeins in cupboards or putting locks on doors – just pure, uninterrupted crocheting fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Yarn Bandit, a mischievous character who roams the virtual world stealing yarn from unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart the Yarn Bandit and protect your precious supplies? Join now and find out!

So if you’re tired of real-life yarn drama and want to immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect pixelated yarn storage room, then come on down to our server! Yarn lovers unite – this is the place for you!

NoFamAllowedCraft

abandonment, aita, Bond, Cheating, comfort, difficult times, extended family, family, hard times, Inheritance, Moving in, NoFamAllowedCraft, Opinions, refusing, selfish, Son, stable life, strong bond, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3996
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and betrayal? Look no further than our server! Just like this player’s family, we won’t let anyone move in without your permission. We understand the importance of family bonds, which is why we prioritize your happiness and comfort above all else.

Join our server and build a virtual family with other players who understand the struggles of dealing with ungrateful relatives. We promise not to let any unwanted guests crash your virtual home, just like this player stood up for her son against her family.

So come join us and let’s build a supportive and drama-free community together! Who needs real family drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

CraftyCoincidence

baffling experiences, bewildering moments, bizarre coincidence, bizarre events, bizarre occurrences, CraftyCoincidence, eerie coincidences, inexplicable events, mind-boggling situations, mysterious coincidences, mysterious occurrences, odd coincidences, peculiar incidents, strange coincidences, strange events, strange happenings, strange occurrences, uncanny coincidences, uncanny occurrences, unexplainable events, unexplained coincidences

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a llama on your Minecraft server, only to find out that llamas are actually your spirit animal? Well, if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to live out all your llama dreams and more!

We have a secret underground llama sanctuary where you can ride llamas into battle against evil mobs, participate in llama fashion shows, and even learn the ancient art of llama yoga. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the zen of downward-facing llama, you’ll never want to leave.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a mysterious player who can communicate with chickens in their own language. Rumor has it that if you can find the Chicken Whisperer, they’ll grant you the power to lay diamond eggs and summon an army of feathered warriors to do your bidding.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to be amazed by the weird and wonderful world that awaits you. Just watch out for the llama spit – it’s surprisingly deadly.

Binface vs Sunak Minecraft Server

Binface, British Parliament, British politics, Count Binface, Democracy, election campaign, Government, humor, Minecraft, Parliament seat, political activism, political candidate, political challenger, political commentary, political opponent, political race, Political satire, rishi sunak, satire, Server, Sunak, U.K. Prime Minister, United Kingdom

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	181
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where Count Binface challenges U.K. Prime Minister Rishi Sunak for Parliament seat IN MINECRAFT!!! build your own crazy campaign headquarters and debate against other players in the most ridiculous ways possible. will you be the next ruler of the server or will you get wrecked by Count Binface’s epic dance moves? join now for a chance to make history in the most bizarre minecraft server ever created!!!

HezBegoneCraft: Destroy in Days!

Conflict, Days, Defense, defense capabilities, Defense Minister, destroy, gantz, HezBegoneCraft, hezbollah, Israel, Israeli army, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, national security, regional stability, SECURITY, strategy, threat

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Star Shards Collected:	81	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	New Chunks Explored:	790926
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	13

join our epic minecraft server where we can destroy hezbollah’s military in days, just like gantz said! we got all the weapons and tools you need to take down those pesky terrorists, plus we have a secret weapon called the “creeper cannon” that will blow them all to smithereens! come join us and be a hero in the fight against evil! also, did we mention there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn? yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s kick some terrorist butt together!

ForgetfulTeacherMC

acknowledgement, appreciation, Compliment, education, Experience, forgetfulness, ForgetfulTeacherMC, FORGETTABLE, Forgotten, memorable, Memory, mentor, Nostalgia, old teacher, praise, recognition, recognition from teacher, Respect, School days, teacher-student relationship, wisdom

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and the first thing that happens is the old teacher from your elementary school pops up and is like “who are you again?” and you’re just like YAS, i am SLAYING at life right now. this server is so lit that even teachers don’t remember you, that’s how cool it is. join now for a chance to impress your old teachers with your mad minecraft skills and make them forget you even existed. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.

MinecraftMemories: MethylationMadness

adolescence, age acceleration, aging, Associations, brain aging, brain development, Childhood, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, DNA methylation, epigenetics, genetics, health outcomes, learning, long-term effects, Memory, MethylationMadness, Midlife, MinecraftMemories, neurological health, research study

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Magic Items Found:	2475	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood memories, feel like a teenager again, and even experience the wisdom of midlife all at once! our server is so lit that it will actually reverse your DNA methylation age acceleration and make you feel younger than ever before!

imagine building a house with blocks while also improving your cognitive function and becoming a master builder in the process. our server is like a magical potion that will make you smarter, funnier, and more attractive to other players.

we have secret quests that will challenge your brain, mini-games that will test your reflexes, and a community of players who will become your lifelong friends. join us now and start your journey to eternal youth and endless fun!