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What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Farms Harvested:	928	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ores Mined:	9105	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

CraftyAddictz

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2205
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Alien Abductions:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Towns Built:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Star Shards Collected:	166	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	832
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

BlockBucks Adventures

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

FreePvP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	136
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

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