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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 6326 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your wife’s water-spilling antics ruining everything. Explore vast landscapes, battle mobs, and maybe even find some virtual ice cream to satisfy those late-night cravings.
Don’t let real-life drama get you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a wife who calls you an asshole when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of therapeutic block-breaking. Who needs a high-risk pregnancy when you can have a high-stakes Minecraft build battle instead? Let’s get crafting!