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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 6900 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2524 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).
So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles