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MineCraftMania: Digging for Impact

#sustainability, Biodiversity, case study, climate change, Community, conservation, Digging, ecosystem, environmental changes, environmental impacts, environmental research, Impact, Impacts, Indigenous knowledge, land use, local communities, MinecraftMania, multiple stressors, Natural resources, northern Fennoscandia, perceptions, resource extraction, study findings

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	848	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join dis one! we got crazy resource extraction goin on that will make u forget all about climate change. our players are livin in two communities in northern Fennoscandia and they are lovin it. the environmental changes are off the charts, but in a good way! join now and experience the thrill of multiple stressors while building ur dream world. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Welcome to Llama Land SMP – Where llamas rule and blocks tremble in fear! 🦙🌟

Access, application, apply, blocks, Damage, data packs, fear, Founder, fresh start, Friends, Griefing, Items, java edition, Land, Llama, Llamas, multiplayer, new people, opportunity, Play, rule, rules, Server, smp, stealing, Survival, tremble, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crops Grown:	5031
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Server Name	Club Llama SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Data Packs	Vanilla Tweaks data packs
Rules	No griefing or stealing, if you kill someone you must return their items

FAQs

1. When does the server open?

The server will open tomorrow on Friday, August 9.

2. How can I apply for access to the server?

You can apply for access by filling out the application form found here.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, the server enforces rules such as no griefing or stealing. If you kill someone, you must return their items.

4. Can I invite friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to share the application form with your friends who you want to play with on the server.

5. Who is the founder of the Club Llama SMP?

The founder is Llama.

PixelPolitico Minecraft Server

2024 electoral map, Analysis, battleground states, blue states, campaign strategy, current events, election, electoral college, electoral predictions, long term projections, Minecraft, PixelPolitico, political commentary, political forecasting, Politics, predictions, Presidential election, red states, Server, swing states, united states, Voting, voting trends

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. Players from all over the world flocked to this server to build the most insane creations you could ever imagine. From giant castles made entirely of cake to roller coasters that defied the laws of physics, there was never a dull moment on this server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the virtual world lies a secret treasure that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on this wild adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wonders await you on this fantastical Minecraft server?

DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Void Armor Forged:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	1297
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Votes:	4613	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Votes:	6451	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Emeralds Found:	5329	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	193	Chimeras Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Votes:	7029
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Void Armor Forged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!