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SecretlyCrafted Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5446	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Towns Built:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have perfected “The LOL System,” a piece of technology that can analyze the most hilarious memories contained within your brain! Join us as we dive into the wacky world of Minecraft with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

Theo’s hardcore economy adventure: where winning doesn’t cost a thing! Land claim and thrive on TheosisMC!

Additions, Adventure, auction house, Bases, Claim, Coins, cost, crowbar, Currency, Custom Items, doesnt, Economy, Farms, gameplay, GRIEFED.., Hardcore, in-game shops, killing monsters, Land, Land claiming, Looting, multiplayer, multiplayer aspect, player-driven economy, Semi Vanilla, Soup of Life, Survival, theos, theosismc, Thrive, trade system, trusted members, Tweaks, Vanilla, winning

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

TheosisMC Overview
TheosisMC aims to be your go-to server for hardcore survival multiplayer. It is primarily vanilla Minecraft, but features a couple of additions and tweaks in order to enhance gameplay, and catalyse the multiplayer aspect of the game.

Noteworthy Features
An economy that is completely player-driven A land claiming system Two custom items: the Crowbar and the Soup of Life Non-pay-to-win environment with cosmetic donator perks

FAQs

1. How can I earn coins on TheosisMC?

Coins on TheosisMC are brought into circulation through looting chests and killing monsters. Players can then use these coins to buy and sell items from each other using the trade system and auction house.

2. How does the land claiming system work?

Players can claim areas of land for their bases, farms, etc., completely protecting them from being griefed by other players. Claim owners can also add other players as trusted members to their claims, allowing them to build there. However, if a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.

3. What are the custom items, Crowbar and Soup of Life?

The Crowbar is a single-use item that can be used on a monster spawner to acquire it. The Soup of Life is also a single-use item that can be consumed to grant the consumer an additional heart of health. Both items are sold through in-game shops and are quite expensive.

4. Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

No, TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. It features a single donator rank, VIP, on the store, whose perks are purely cosmetic and do not provide a competitive advantage over other players. TheosisMC will never become pay-to-win.

5. How can I join TheosisMC?

To join TheosisMC, connect to the server address: play.theosismc.com and join the Discord server for updates: Discord Invite

Borrowed Beads Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from building? How about a quest to retrieve your stolen anal beads from the mischievous Endermen? Trust me, they’ll never look at you the same way again.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of skeletons who love nothing more than shaking their bony booties to the beat of your favorite tunes. Join them for a dance party like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, always keep an eye on your anal beads. You never know who might borrow them next!

No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7897
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

1st trimester, Airbnb, aita, anticipation, cancelled last minute, Complications, Empathetic, financial difficulty, financial situation, flakey friend, Girls trip, greece, Minecraft, newly married, pre-booked holiday, PreggoCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnant friend, Server, split cost, stringing along, uncommunicative

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magic Items Found:	4442
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we build friendships as strong as diamond armor and conquer challenges as epic as fighting the Ender Dragon.

Just like our friend who kept her pregnancy a secret, we keep our secrets hidden in hidden chests scattered throughout the server. Can you find them all and uncover the mysteries within?

And just like the unexpected twist in our friend’s story, you never know what surprises await you in our server. From hidden dungeons to secret portals, there’s always something new to discover.

So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate adventure. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as our friend’s last-minute cancellation. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about splitting the cost of an Airbnb with her!

StepdadTaxEvasionCraft

abandonment, biological father, blended family, college expenses, college fund, Ego, Emotional support, family dynamics, father figure, father role, financial responsibility, parental involvement, pride, provider, real dad, recognition, reconnecting, Resentment, StepdadTaxEvasionCraft, Stepfather, stepson

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimension Hops:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a step-parent? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters and financial drama!

Imagine this: you’ve been raising your stepson for over a decade, being there for him every step of the way. But suddenly, his biological father reappears out of nowhere and steals the spotlight. Now, your stepson wants his long-lost dad to pay for his college tuition, leaving you feeling like a forgotten ATM machine.

Join our server for a chance to roleplay this insane family dynamic! Will you stand your ground and demand financial support from the absent father, or will you be the bigger person and continue to foot the bill? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of step-parenting in a virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a step-parent in Minecraft! Who knew family drama could be this entertaining?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7446	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie – action-packed, full of twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, racing against time to find the legendary diamond sword, and even taking on a horde of zombie villagers in a epic quest for survival.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic movie nights where we gather around a virtual campfire and watch the best movies of all time, from classics like “The Shawshank Redemption” to modern masterpieces like “The Emoji Movie”.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the ride of your life – it’s like being the star of your very own action-packed blockbuster movie!

Block Breakup Bonanza

BLOCK, bonanza, Breakup, Closure, Communication, coping, Emotional support, Exercise, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, journaling, meditation, moving on, positive mindset, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crops Grown:	4731
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Emeralds Found:	1085
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Are you tired of crying into your pillow every night because your ex left you for a llama in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where llamas are banned from stealing hearts and griefing relationships. We have a special “Breakup Survival Kit” plugin that gives you unlimited virtual ice cream and tissues to help you move on from your digital heartbreak. Plus, our resident therapist villager is always on hand to offer relationship advice (although we can’t guarantee it will be any good). So come join us and let’s heal those broken hearts together!

DisastrousMissileLaunchMC

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Crops Grown:	4701
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is da bomb, literally! Like, we got dem Russia ICBM launch tests goin on and let me tell u, it was a DISASTER! But hey, dat just makes it more fun, amirite? Join dis server if u wanna experience some outta dis world chaos and destruction, all in da name of Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when u can have explosions and mayhem, right? So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’ll be a blast! Literally.

CraftyCancerCureServer

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we be reducin’ cancer patients by defundin’ oncologists? Yeah, you heard me right! Oncologists ain’t got nothin’ on us and our blocky adventures.

Join us and you’ll be fightin’ off creepers and zombies while also takin’ a stand against cancer. Who knew blocky pixels could be so powerful, amirite? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to a cancer-free world!

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s lookin’ for some new blocky buddies to join his squad. So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and let’s create some chaos and save the world, one block at a time!

Crafty Ukrainian Hunger Games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the holodomor famine but in a totally fun and wacky way! build your own potato farm and try not to starve to death like those silly ukrainians did. we have a special event where stalin himself will come and steal all your crops, it’s a riot! join now for a truly unique and historically inaccurate experience!