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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9185 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 263 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 505502 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.