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Minecraft Memelord Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9996	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where all the /b/tards gather to unleash their chaotic creativity! Join us if you want to build giant phallic structures, troll unsuspecting players with explosive pranks, and engage in epic meme battles.

Our server is home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the land in search of worthy adversaries to challenge to meme duels. Will you be able to outwit him with your dank meme skills?

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper Cult, who worship their explosive deity and will stop at nothing to blow up your precious creations. Can you survive their onslaught and emerge victorious?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers)!

Blocky Blunders: The Server Where Everything Goes ‘>flips’

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too… clean? Well, come join our server where we take stinkiness to a whole new level!

Our server is so stinky that even the pigs are wearing gas masks! When you log on, you’ll be greeted with the delightful aroma of rotting zombie flesh and sulfuric lava pits. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of air fresheners scattered around to keep you from passing out.

But wait, there’s more! Every time you flip, you’ll become even stinkier! That’s right, with each flip, you’ll gain a new layer of stench that will make even the bravest player run for the hills.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the stinkiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hold your nose while you play.

BabyCraft

age of parenthood, average age, BabyCraft, child rearing, childbearing, Country, cultural expectations, demographics, family, Family Planning, Fatherhood, fertility, Kids, Motherhood, parenting, population trends, social norms, societal norms, starting a family, statistics

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ores Mined:	6258	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	4690	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone’s popping out babies left and right? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the average age for having kids is… well, nonexistent! That’s right, on our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Say goodbye to dirty diapers and sleepless nights, and say hello to a world where the only thing that matters is your creativity and imagination. Join us now and start building your child-free paradise today!

Pixel Fantasy: Where Childhood Dreams Meet Minecraft Realities

adolescence, Adulthood, best, CHANGE, Childhood, dreams, Evolution, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, Gaming, growing up, Juvenile mediocrity, Maturity, Meet, Minecraft, Nostalgia, opinion, Perception, perspective, PIXEL, REALITIES, realization, Reflection, RPG, video games

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy X of Minecraft servers!

Join us and relive your childhood memories of thinking Final Fantasy X is the best game ever. But wait, there’s more! As you level up in our server, you’ll enter adolescence and start thinking Final Fantasy X is just juvenile mediocrity. And finally, when you reach adulthood, you’ll realize that Final Fantasy X is actually the best game ever!

So come on, join our server and embark on a journey of self-discovery and epic adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep and philosophical?

Crafty Love Quest

Boundaries, break up, Communication, Crafty, DATING, Decision making, Disappointment, doubts, emotions, Fauna, growth, introspection, love, moving on, perfect women, Quest, red flags, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, Trust, uncertainty

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	35
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of dating disasters in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our pixelated ladies never give you the “ick” and are always perfect companions. Join now and find your virtual soulmate in the world of blocks and adventures. Who needs real relationships when you have fauna in Minecraft? Join us today and say goodbye to dating drama!

SleepyCraft: Where you can eat in your dreams and mine diamonds in your sleep!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Emeralds Found:	5710
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on rent in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about rent or bills ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret hidden chest filled with unlimited diamonds for all players who reach level 100. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom in the most epic way possible!

Crafty Chat

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s knitting circle! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the pigs ride on saddles and the chickens lay golden eggs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our world, there lies a diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your wildest dreams come true? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of the rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out Skittles. Yes, you heard that right. Taste the rainbow, my friends.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Crafting Emblem: LOL Edition – A Minecraft Server for Fire Emblem Fans!

Characters, Crafting, discussion, Edition, Emblem, event calendar, Fans, feh, Fire, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Links, guides, Heroes, lol, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, New Trailer, News, pastebin, Server, SIMULATOR, strategy, summoning cost simulator, Tactics, Timeline, Trailer, twitter, Updates

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning simulations, and a calendar of events that will blow your mind!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and summoned a hero so powerful, they defeated the Ender Dragon with just one hit. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret guides and links that will help you conquer every challenge that comes your way. Need to know the best strategy for taking down a horde of creepers? We got you covered.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate Fire Emblem Heroes master. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to emerge from our pixelated world.

King Chuck’s Pixel Palace

ANYTHING.., CHUCKS, King, king Charles II, king charles iii, new, Notice, Palace, PIXEL, royal portrait

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server fit for a king? Well, look no further because our server is so royal, even King Charles II himself would be jealous! Our new royal portrait of the king is so lifelike, you’ll swear he’s actually playing Minecraft with you. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to battle it out with the ghost of King Charles II himself in epic PvP battles. So come on over and experience the royal treatment on our server – just watch out for any sneaky royal pranks he might pull on you!

AtmosCraft – Where all audio is atmos or “atmos-like”!

(Audio), Atmos, atmos like, AtmosCraft, atmoslike, audio channels, audio innovation, audio quality, audio technology, Channels.., current year, Entertainment, Home Theater, immersive experience, innovation, modern technology, Sound, Surround Sound, surround sound system, Technology

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old channels and rules? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we don’t even need channels anymore! That’s right, it’s the current year and we’re living in the future, baby!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and into the depths of the Nether? No problem!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs channels when you have unlimited possibilities at your fingertips? Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get Minecraftin’!