| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6314 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 386 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4386 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
– Our server is like a boilerplate tragedy, but with a twist! You’ll experience super digestible themes that even a potato could understand. – Ever wanted to be a regular player who ends up being special? Well, on our server, you can! Just like David, who thought he wasn’t special but turns out he was all along. Mind-blowing, right? – Explore the mysteries of the moon tickets and the Sandevistan! Who cares about the cost of tickets or the risks of turning into a cyberpsycho when you can have a nice apartment instead? Priorities, right? – Join us for a 5.5/10 anime experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and wondering if you’ve been baited into a whole new level of craziness.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be mind-blown by the absurdity that awaits you!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3158 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
But be warned, drinking too much fireball potion may cause you to tear up from the sheer awesomeness of our server. And don’t worry, you’ll definitely feel the buzz – in fact, you might even start seeing creepers doing the Macarena. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a fiery adventure like no other!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9578 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 8167 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 213 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 3585 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 549 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 2780 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s wild, man. we dance to creeper music and eat cake made out of diamonds.
plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the rarest items in the game. one time, someone found a golden pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. it’s like, totally OP.
so yeah, join our server for the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. also, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies.
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 7957 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 3612 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all your blocky dance needs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. How cool is that?!
But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into fluffy bunnies. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and laughter. Who needs to push a boulder up a hill when you can be mining diamonds and dancing with pigs? Let’s make Sisyphus jealous with our epic adventures!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 5446 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
we got a secret potion that turns u into a diamond sword-wielding warrior with the power to slay dragons and build castles in the sky. and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every Tuesday – u could find a stack of diamonds or a magical unicorn (not guaranteed).
so come on down to our server and join the fun – who knows, u might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to u. just watch out for the lava pits and sneaky skeletons tryna steal ur loot. ain’t no party like a minecraft party, so what u waitin’ for? let’s get this block party started!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3091 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Once upon a time, a group of derpy pandas took over the server and declared themselves as the ruling class. They made everyone wear silly hats and dance the Macarena every hour on the hour. It was pure pandemonium!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to overthrow the pandas and establish a chicken dictatorship. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or pledge your allegiance to the panda overlords? The choice is yours!
Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.
So come on down to National Disgrace & Buffoonery, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world!
