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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4349 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 1693 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 195 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. We have a secret underground gnome society that trades rare items for shiny rocks. You never know what kind of loot you’ll find down there!
2. Our server is hosted on a Debian operating system because why not? Who needs Windows when you can have penguins running your game?
3. We have a giant floating potato that rains down golden carrots every hour. It’s like a weird, delicious version of the Hunger Games.
4. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking chicken who gives out quests to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party. You never know who you’ll meet next!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!
