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SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly

#Finns, Behavior, Communication, culture, customs, Explaining, finland, FINNISH, Folly, heritage, History, Identity, Language, long tail, Minecraft, national pride, Nordic, people, Scandinavia, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, SuomiSquad, Traditions

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because on this server, we have a group of Finnish players who are up to some shenanigans that will leave you scratching your head!

Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.

But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!

BrotherlyGrudge Minecraft Server

abandonment, Apology, brother, BrotherlyGrudge, class disruption, college, derailed life, family, guidance counselor, high school, homelessness, kicked out, mad, Minecraft, misunderstanding, music equipment, parents, personal property, Resentment, Server, smoking weed, unresolved conflict, Upset

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and facing homelessness? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been kicked out by their parents for ridiculous reasons like smoking weed or wanting to retrieve their own belongings.

Join us and let go of the past, just like how you can let go of all your worries while playing on our server. Build your dream home, explore new worlds, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being misunderstood by family members.

Don’t let your little brother’s grudge hold you back from enjoying life to the fullest. Come join us and create a new story for yourself, one where you are the hero of your own journey. Who needs a house key when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

DoggyDineDenial

aita, Asshole, bar, Call, Ditched, dog, DoggyDineDenial, Friends, idiot, indoors, LAUGHING, night, Plans, REJECTED, RESERVATION, Restaurant, small dogs, Upscale, upscale steakhouse, wasted time, Weirdo

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	209
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17

Are you tired of being denied entry to fancy restaurants because you brought your pet dinosaur with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where all creatures are welcome, no matter how big or small!

Imagine a world where you can dine at a virtual steakhouse with your pet dragon by your side, no questions asked. No more awkward phone calls with friends explaining why your T-Rex couldn’t come in for dinner.

Don’t be like the guy who got ditched by his friend for bringing his dogs to a restaurant, be a part of our server where everyone is free to bring their wildest companions along for the adventure. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting players and their crazy pets? Join now and unleash the madness!

RIP ChattingCraft SMP

ChattingCraft, Closure, Communication, coping, death, emotional, family, Farewell, final words, Goodbye, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, last moments, Loss, love, Memories, regret, relationships, Remembrance, RIP, smp, Support

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the mobs can’t stop laughing! Join us for epic build battles, crazy pranks, and unforgettable moments. Who needs therapy when you have our server to lift your spirits? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the ghosts of players past can’t resist coming back for one more laugh! Join now and prepare to die… of laughter!

CraftyCaffeineBoost

alertness, balance, Breakfast, caffeine boost, coffee, CraftyCaffeineBoost, energy drinks, Exercise, Focus, healthy alternatives, hydration, Lifestyle, long-lasting energy, Matcha, morning routine, natural energy, nutrition, productivity, Sleep, tea, wellness

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9851	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Star Shards Collected:	228	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Looking for a wild ride in the virtual world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more energy than a creeper on a sugar rush, so say goodbye to boring energy drinks and hello to non-stop fun and excitement.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Need a caffeine boost to keep up with the chaos? No problem! Our server is powered by a secret potion that will have you bouncing off the walls in no time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

UkrainianLandGrab Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, UkrainianLandGrab

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the ukrainian forces are dominating like never before! we have captured more land than russia has in ukraine in just one week! it’s like a virtual war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of tanks and soldiers. join us for the ultimate battle for supremacy and see if you can conquer as much land as the ukrainians! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for victory!

HostageCraft: Hamas Edition

breaking news, Conflict, Edition, extremist group, Hamas, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage negotiation, hostage release, hostage rescue, hostage situation, HostageCraft, international news, kills, MIDDLE EAST, News, spokesman, terror group, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, Wounds

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af! We got creepers blowin’ up left n right, zombies chasin’ ya everywhere, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like they’re in the Olympics! But wait, there’s more – our admin team is like the Avengers, always savin’ the day and makin’ sure everyone has a blast!

And get this, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – diamonds, emeralds, you name it! But be careful, there’s a rumor goin’ around that a creeper army is guardin’ it, so you better bring your A-game!

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server breathin’ fire on anyone who tries to mess with us? Yeah, we’re basically the badasses of Minecraft.

So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turnin’ back. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome!

BurpCraftFartLand

Behavior, bodily functions, BurpCraftFartLand, burps, code-switching, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Diversity, Etiquette, farts, funny habits, humor, Language, linguistic diversity, Manners, social behavior, social customs, Social Interaction, social norms, taboo

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT A BUNCH OF FOLKS WHO CODE-SWITCH THEIR BURPS AND FARTS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. IMAGINE WALKING AROUND AND HEARING SOMEONE BURP IN JAVA AND FART IN PYTHON. IT’S A WILD RIDE, FOLKS. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WHO CAN DO THE MACARENA. WHY WOULD YOU WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT? COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT FUN AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER BURPING FARTING CODER.

RatPoisonRave

Anticoagulant rodenticide, Attention, Biodiversity, carnivore declines, conservation, contamination, ecological balance, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, food chains, Global, human health, Poisoning, PREDATORS, rat poison, RatPoisonRave, research, study, toxic chemicals, wildlife

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4073	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Potions Brewed:	34
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got rats on steroids runnin around like they own the place. these rats be eatin some next level rat poison, makin em super strong and ready to take on any player who dares to enter their territory. but don’t worry, we got some epic predators on the server too, all hyped up on that rat poison and ready to take down those beefed up rodents. it’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with carnivores and rats dukin it out for supremacy. so come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to survive in this wild world of ARs and predators!

Vanilla Teams

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, PvP Crystal PvP Team Points Leaderboard KOTH Optimized Crystals Economy Shop Auto Maxed Villagers Java Edition Server Events Friends Top Minecraft Survival PvPvE Crystals Villagers Events Leaderboard, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Vanilla Teams is a 1.20+ Java Edition Minecraft Server. The server primarily focuses on Team Based Crystal PvP while incorporating small PvE elements. Fight with your friends to win events like KOTH to win Team Points and get to the Top of the Leaderboard! We feature; – Optimized Crystals – Economy Shop – Auto Maxed Villagers We look forward to seeing you on! – vanillateams.net

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