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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 205 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1629 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.
So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.