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NSFWNoobMistakesMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, Communication, consent, education, Experience, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, NSFW, NSFWNoobMistakesMinecraftSMP, Pleasure, Practice, Preparation, regrets, satisfaction, Self Discovery, sexual acts, taboo, Technique

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! And that’s not all – our server is home to the most outrageous parties where players compete in dance-offs to win rare loot and show off their best blocky dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to practice NSFW acts in Minecraft? Well, on our server, anything goes! From building giant phallic structures to engaging in pixelated pillow fights, you’ll never run out of ways to spice up your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of Minecraft you never knew existed.

SkillzCraft: WishfulThinking

Ability, AMBITION, Aptitude, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, Expertise, Goal, longing, personal development, Potential, proficiency, self growth, self improvement, skill, SkillzCraft, talent, talent acquisition, wish, WishfulThinking, yearning

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchantments Applied:	181
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

Do you ever wish you had the power to summon an army of chickens to do your bidding? Or maybe the ability to turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

Join our server and become a master of the mystical arts of Minecraft. Build towering castles out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle dragons with nothing but a carrot in hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Find and tame this majestic beast to unlock untold riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Minecraft wizard! Who needs real-world skills when you can have all this craziness in the virtual world?

PixelWars: DroneStrike!

aggression, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, Defense, drone attack, DroneStrike, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, missile attack, PixelWars, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, violence, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	227176	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN A RUSSIAN DRONE ATTACK!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT MAKE UKRAINE LOOK LIKE A PICNIC, AND OUR PVP BATTLES ARE MORE INTENSE THAN A WAR ZONE.

JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE IN A WORLD WHERE CHAOS REIGNS AND DEATH IS A DAILY OCCURRENCE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!

VaxCraft: Keep Your Sanity!

coronavirus, Covid-19, Development, Difficulties, health, Illness, incidence, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, mental illness, mitigation, pandemic, Prevention, research, Risk, sanity, statistics, study, unvaccinated, vaccination, vaccine, VaxCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	2017
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never catch covid-19 in the game! our virtual world is vaccinated and protected from all viruses, including the dreaded herobrine virus!

unvaccinated players beware, for if you catch covid-19 in the game, you may experience brain damage and start building houses out of dirt blocks! but fear not, our vaccinated players are immune to such madness and can continue to mine diamonds in peace.

so join us now and protect your mental health by getting vaccinated in our minecraft world! who knew that getting a shot could be so fun and prevent you from turning into a zombie villager!

Abby’s Golden Shower Minecraft Server

ABBY, Abbys, accident, bathroom accident, bathroom emergency, bladder control, bladder issues, bladder problems, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situation, EMBARRASSMENT, Golden, Humiliation, LEAK.., Minecraft, Pee, Peeing, public urination, Server, shame, shower, urinary incontinence, wet pants, wetting herself

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Potions Brewed:	77
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never speak of Abby’s unfortunate accident. But don’t worry, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter here!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers for their next fashion project. Or how about participating in our annual pig racing competition, where the fastest pig gets crowned as the new king of the server?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city filled with talking dolphins and mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for treasure. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest, where the trees have a mind of their own and will only let you pass if you can solve their riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness for yourself. Just remember, what happens on the server stays on the server (especially when it comes to Abby’s bladder control issues).

Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2030

assassin business, Blitzo, Clownfish edition, Cytube channel, Demons, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, hazbin hotel pilot, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Boss Pilot, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Ores Mined:	2972
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	3218

Welcome to Clownfish EditionOP Template! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe.

Imagine building your own hotel in Hell, just like Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehabilitate demons to reduce overpopulation. Or maybe you want to run your own small assassin business with Blitzo and his crew in Helluva Boss. The possibilities are endless in this wacky and wild world.

Join now for a chance to create your own hilarious stories and adventures, from rehabilitating demons to running a startup in Hell. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on this Clownfish EditionOP Template Minecraft SMP!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a hellishly good time. Join now and let the madness begin!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

asian, baby, Boundaries, brother, close-knit, Communication, culture, decision, discomfort, family, House, Introverts, Minecraft, Move, NeighborlyCraft, parents, passive aggressive, Planning, selfish, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Votes:	8564
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of family drama and passive-aggressive behavior? Do you want to escape the chaos and enjoy some peace and quiet in Minecraft? Then join our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise away from nosy relatives!

Imagine a world where you can create your own family-free zone, where no one can bother you with their baby-raising opinions or constant visits. Build a fortress to keep out unwanted guests, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from family drama.

On our server, you can live out your introverted dreams without anyone judging you for wanting some alone time. Join now and escape the real world for a while – trust us, you won’t regret it!

SisterSavageCraft

adulting, communication struggles, coping with loss, dealing with difficult family members, emotional boundaries, emotional labor, family drama, family dynamics, GRIEVING, handling conflict, mental health, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister drama, sister issues, SisterSavageCraft, support systems, toxic relationships

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Crops Grown:	6246	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with dramatic and draining family members like my sis (F36)? Do you need a break from the chaos and just want to relax and have some fun? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. With 4 kids, a small bakery, and PPD, I know how important it is to take a break and have some me-time. And let’s be real, who has time for family drama when you have toddlers and an infant to take care of?

Forget about handling your sis with kid gloves and trying to smooth things over. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine waiting to be discovered… 😉

Gold Diggers Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, anxiety, Competition, control, criticism, DIGGERS, Failure, fear, GOLD, Greed, Insecurity, ISOLATION, judgment, Loss, MONEY, power, RESPONSIBILITY, rich people, Status, success, uncertainty, Vulnerability, wealth

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Items Found:	7558
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Are you tired of rich people flaunting their fancy cars and designer clothes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, rich people are terrified of losing all their diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for some hilarious antics as we watch the wealthy scramble to protect their precious loot from the dangers of the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes in the presence of a diamond block. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outwit the rich and outlast the spooky specter!

ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship

activism, Amsterdam, Blockade, climate change, cruise ship, demonstration, Disney, disneys, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, European travel, Extinction Rebellion, ExtinctionCraft, global warming, luxury cruise, marine pollution, Netherlands, protest, Ship, sustainable travel, tourism, travel, vacation

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Yo, imagine disney cruise ship tryna make its way to amsterdam but BAM, extinction rebellion be like “nah fam, you ain’t passin’ through here!” so now they stuck sailin’ around lookin’ for a new route like a lost puppy.

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be sailin’ on a magical journey just like that disney cruise ship, except you won’t get blocked by no rebellions. We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underwater city where Spongebob and Aquaman throw lit parties every weekend.

So hop on board and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Or else you’ll end up like that poor disney ship, lost and confused in the middle of nowhere.