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AstroGloveCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Potions Brewed:	45	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

So, like, this server is so lit, even astronauts wanna join! There’s, like, an astronaut’s glove just floating around in space, waiting for you to come join the fun. Maybe the astronaut got sucked into a black hole or something, but who cares, right? Just come join us and maybe you’ll find some space treasure or something. And if you’re lucky, you might even get to ride a space llama. Yeah, that’s right, we have space llamas. So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest Minecraft server in the galaxy!

Hey Minecraft SMP essays

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft SMP out there? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server.

First of all, our server is run by none other than Noel Gugliemi himself! That’s right, the real OG cholo is in charge here. He may have been in tons of films, but his true passion lies in building epic structures and battling creepers in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to team up with Noel himself in epic PvP battles. Imagine taking down mobs and other players with the one and only cholo by your side. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures with Noel Gugliemi and his gang of gamers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mom’s Ultimatum: Canada Bound!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of your mom trying to control your every move? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! Our server is the perfect place to show your mom who’s boss and live life on your own terms.

Forget about ultimatums and guilt trips, on our server, you can travel to Canada to meet your girlfriend without any drama. No more comparisons to Jeffrey Dahmer or ridiculous household rules to follow. It’s time to break free and have some fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner rebel shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend to take on adventures with you! Mom can’t stop you here, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

BlockyWeightLossJourney – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

TrustBlockCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Buildings Constructed:	37	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	3816
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft server, they instantly lose our trust. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride unicorns and battle giant chickens? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. So if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a Willy Wonka-level adventure. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of that rainbow.

ZelenskyyCraft: Meeting of the Blocks

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	258
Buildings Constructed:	46	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where president zelenskyy himself comes to play with us! he even held a meeting with us officials in the game to discuss important matters like building giant chicken statues and creating a llama army to take over the virtual world. don’t miss out on the chance to game with world leaders and be part of the most insane minecraft adventures ever! join now for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ores Mined:	5633	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special Worlds event featuring Viego himself, ready to take on any challengers in a battle for supremacy. And don’t even get us started on the Event Horizon, where Dark Cosmic S.o.ylas (yes, you read that right) is waiting to unleash chaos upon the unsuspecting players.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is so OP that even the pastebin can’t handle all the awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

No You Can’t Do De-Communisation In Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can decommunise fake communist states and destroy NATO bases? Well, you won’t find that here! Instead, join us for a server full of chaos and craziness where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as wild and unpredictable as you are? Join us today and see what kind of madness you can get into. Just remember, anything is possible in our crazy Minecraft world!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, assault, bar, BETRAYAL, BlockBust, Boyfriend, broken arm, Cheating, consequences, DATING, Friends, injury, kiss, Minecraft, PHOTO, Police, rejection, self defense, Server, social media

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with broken arms, shady characters, and lost friendships – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like getting pushed by a stranger, breaking your arm, and calling the cops over a social media post? Look no further, because our server has it all!

Embark on a journey where you can navigate through tricky social interactions, questionable friendships, and unexpected plot twists – all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand?

So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyCreeperAirportFail

Airport, anger, Communication, Concert, Conflict, CraftyCreeperAirportFail, Disrespect, exhaustion, hospitality industry, husband, late night, Marriage, misunderstanding, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, ticket, Transportation, Uber, Wife, work

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Animals Bred:	197
Villages Defended:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about throwing toothbrushes and berating your partner over airport pickups.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have virtual Ubers that will pick you up from the airport no matter what time your flight lands. No need to worry about headlight tickets here!

Plus, our server is filled with players who appreciate the hard work you do as a server (in-game, of course) and won’t throw water at you for making responsible decisions.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

OpinionWarrior – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to defend your opinion on pineapple belonging on pizza with your life! That’s right, we have intense debates that can only be settled through epic PvP battles in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer?

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft SMP anywhere else!