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CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail

arms control, Ban, Business Insider, Conflict, CraftyWarz, Defense, defense policy, Fail, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Invasion, military capabilities, military intervention, military strategy, military tactics, political analysis, russia, Ukraine, war experts, weapon, weapons restrictions, weapons technology, West, west’s

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Runes Activated:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is invading russia but with a twist – they have unlimited weapons and the west is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold.

imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.

we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Accommodating, Acting, adore, amicable, APPRECIATIVE, Caring, comfortable, Crafty, Demands, deserve, Good, interactions, ladies, Minecraft, office, passive aggressive, reasonable, respectful, Romantic, Server, Sincere, Social, Welcoming, Women

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you lovely ladies out there!

Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.

But that’s not all! Our female players are known for their passive-aggressive charm towards men, making every interaction a hilarious and entertaining experience. Whether you’re looking for romance, friendship, or just some good old-fashioned banter, our server is the place to be.

So come on, ladies! Join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew playing Minecraft could be this much fun?!

SMP_MineCrafty2030

ANONYMOUS, Cryptic, Curious, doubt, ELUSIVE, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, inquiry, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, secret, SMP_MineCrafty2030, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

BossKidsCash5

5.., allergic, Asshole, bored, Boss, BossKidsCash5, Cash, Friends, inappropriate, Kids, mom, MONEY, Nice, office, Parent, Soda, TEENAGE, Treat, Unethical

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!

BlockyBoners

bizarre arousal, bizarre attraction, BlockyBoners, kinky turn on, odd stimulation, oddly turned on, offbeat stimulation, out of the ordinary attraction, peculiar fetish, peculiar turn on, quirky desire, strange arousal, strange sexual response, unconventional arousal, unexpected arousal, unexpected desire, unique sexual response, unusual attraction, unusual turn on, weird turn on, weirdly aroused

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	205
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way in no time!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?

DutchCraft16: No Restrictions!

Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, defense capabilities, defense technology, Dutch F-16s, DutchCraft16, european union, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, nato, restrictions, SECURITY, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	40	Magic Items Found:	4128
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Volcanoes Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use dutch f-16s without restrictions!! fly around in ur own fighter jet and bomb ur friends’ houses for fun! watch out for the flying pigs tho, they’re armed and dangerous. also, did we mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and lava traps? join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!!

LootLlamaCraft Minecraft Server

LootLlamaCraft, Minecraft, Server, 布瑠部由良布瑠部

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Items Found:	6034
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking chickens and dancing pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a llama and were given a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. But beware, for the evil potato-stealing goblins lurk in the shadows, ready to snatch it away!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Rainbow Sheep Gang, a group of mischievous sheep who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join us and help put an end to their woolly shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy antics and absurd quests await you in this bizarre and hilarious world!

TitanCraft SMP – “wow this Shingeki no Kyojin show is really good can’t wait for Minecraft SMP”

action-packed, Anime, Armin, attack on titan, binge-worthy, cliffhangers, deepthroating, eren, fan favorite, Good, hours watching, INTENSE, Kissing, kyojin, mikasa, Minecraft, plot twists, refund, shingeki, Shingeki no Kyojin, Show, smp, Storyline, Suspenseful, Thrilling, titancraft, WAIT, wow

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the builds are the stories we come up with! Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, and finding hidden treasure in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon or when we all dressed up as Steve for Halloween. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most insane and hilarious Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even schlicking to Armin deepthroating (just kidding…maybe).

WeddingCrashCraft

adults only, ANNOYED, babysitter, ceremony, childcare, children, decision, duties, family, Invitation, Kids, Party, Pictures, props, reception, standing up, suit rentals, UNFAIR, Wedding, wedding party, WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Enchantments Applied:	131
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Emeralds Found:	9190
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of weddings that don’t appreciate the true stars of the show – your kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for your little ones to shine like the diamonds they are!

Join our server and let your kids experience the thrill of standing up in a virtual wedding party. They’ll wear virtual suits, walk down virtual aisles, and even perform virtual duties – all from the comfort of your own home! And the best part? They won’t be kicked out of the virtual reception, because everyone is invited to party in Minecraft land!

Say goodbye to the hassle of suit rentals and childcare arrangements, and say hello to a world where kids are the VIPs. So come on, join our server and let your kids be the stars they were always meant to be!

TapWaterWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, TapWaterWarrior

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1943	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you’ve ever wondered why people in countries with clean tap water still buy disposable water bottles. We have a whole town dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and secret underground water bottle societies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious.