Asthmatic ace Minecraft Servers

Asthmatic ace Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyDev MC Server

    CraftyDev MC Server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 1699
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. That’s right, we’re basically BFFs with a mythical creature.

    2. We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with creepers. They may explode, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

    3. Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of nothing but dirt blocks. It was a masterpiece, until someone accidentally set it on fire.

    4. We have a special “unicorn mode” where you can ride around on a majestic unicorn and spread rainbows and glitter wherever you go. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 5951
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Zombie Dances: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for non-stop chaos and craziness as we encourage all our players to post more scat threads because why not? Who doesn’t love a little poop talk while mining for diamonds?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the dragon and our players as they try to outdo each other on the dance floor.

    So come on down and join the fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get messy (literally). See you in the game, faggots!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

    DerpyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 3795
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and nicknames, no matter how “problematic” they may seem to others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with banter, craziness, and a whole lot of fun.

    Imagine a world where your boyfriend lovingly calls you “saracen” in public and your best friend loses her mind over it, starting a movement to “free you from the white man” (LOL). But don’t worry, we’ve got your back here.

    Venture into our server and let loose with your cutesy nicknames and inside jokes, because here, anything goes! And if anyone tries to start drama over it, just tell them to “go stuff it” like the boss you are.

    So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server in town, where being uncivil is just part of the fun. Who knew a nickname could cause such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GiftGoneWrong28

    GiftGoneWrong28
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 8441
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid all the pressure of opening gifts? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about the awkwardness of receiving presents again. We understand the struggle of feeling uncomfortable with expensive gifts, so we’ve created a safe space for you to open them at your own pace.

    Join now and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving without any of the real-life stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual designer handbag waiting for you to open! Just make sure not to let your virtual partner open it for you, or things might get a little heated… 😂🎁👜

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the virtual gift-opening festivities begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AdScreen Wasters

    AdScreen Wasters
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 9128
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 70 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being a slave to the ads and loading screens? come join our server where the only thing you’ll be loading is your inventory with diamonds and your brain with laughter. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house trained). our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all who join. plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian – try not to catch on fire! so leave the boring ads behind and come join the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created (seriously, steve himself said so).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EphB4Craft: The Ultimate PvP Adventure

    EphB4Craft: The Ultimate PvP Adventure
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 3494
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have combined the power of pembrolizumab with soluble EphB4-albumin to create the ultimate weapon against HPV-negative EphrinB2 positive head neck squamous cell carcinoma mobs.

    we have insane battles where players can ride on giant EphB4-albumin monsters and shoot pembrolizumab arrows at the evil cancerous creatures.

    our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of fighting cancer with your friends while exploring a vast world filled with danger and adventure.

    so come join us and help save the world from the dreaded head neck squamous cell carcinoma in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Nuclear Frontier: Where Minecraft meets Chernobyl…but don’t worry, we’re not [modded]!

    Nuclear Frontier: Where Minecraft meets Chernobyl…but don’t worry, we’re not [modded]!
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 5428
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview
    Server Version Forge 1.12.2
    Featured Mods HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Scape and Run: Parasites

    FAQ

    Question: What can players expect on this Minecraft server?
    Answer:
    Players can build immense nuclear reactors and refineries, engage in wars (with no griefing allowed), and enjoy a modern look with updated mods and resource packs.
    Question: Are there any rules regarding player interactions on the server?
    Answer:
    While griefing is not allowed, occasional warmongering will take place, adding an exciting element to gameplay.
    Question: How can I join this adventure?
    Answer:
    To join the server, simply drop a message to the server administrator and connect using the provided IP: 158.178.202.223:25565.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Joever’s Trans Icon Minecraft Server

    Joever’s Trans Icon Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 4907
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Falling into the Void: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Towns Built: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Farms Harvested: 356 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former trans icon turned Minecraft master, now known as Joever! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a dance party every time you mine a diamond. Plus, rumor has it that Joever can summon a dragon just by snapping their fingers. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lacey’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Lacey’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 9697
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8503 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Lacey Fletcher. Legend has it that Lacey once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just one day. And not just any castle, a castle that could fly! Yes, you heard that right, a flying diamond castle.

    But that’s not all, on this server, you’ll also find talking pigs who give out enchanted golden carrots that make you invincible for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, once you meet Lacey Fletcher and her flying diamond castle, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BroHouse Minecraft Server

    BroHouse Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 295
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Votes: 9220 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we support your right to say no to storing boxes in your attic!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, as we navigate the complexities of family dynamics and garage storage wars. Will you be the hero who sets boundaries and declutters your virtual space, or will you be the villain who hoards all the virtual items?

    With outrageous stories like these, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, who knows what crazy adventures await you when you log in? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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