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Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
New Chunks Explored:	527572	Void Gems Collected:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

BabyBlockerVacay

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mines Excavated:	2654	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyConsequences Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	101

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, no Israelis getting hurt from Iranian attacks here. like, we got some serious protection going on, man. and if anyone tries to mess with us, there’s gonna be some serious consequences, ya feel me? like, we don’t mess around on this server. so come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

JerichoSurvivor69

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only casualty is a palestinian man in jericho from an iranian missile attack. but dont worry, he respawned and is now building a sick castle in the sky. we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!

Latin HappyCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

come join our cray cray minecraft server where u can find happiness like in latin america! we got strong personal relationships with other players that will make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. forget about money, cuz here, friendship is the real currency! u’ll be so happy u won’t even care about ur low diamond count. so come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, love, and blocky adventures!

Crafty Socials Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic build battles where you can challenge other players to see who can create the most ridiculous structure. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We’ve got you covered with our custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by our fearless leader, Sir Clucksalot. Join the army and conquer the land with your feathered friends, laying waste to anyone who dares to challenge your rule.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!