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TaiwanCraft: Hypersonic Missiles!

Advanced weaponry, Asia-Pacific security, Beijing, Chinese threat, defense systems, east asia, geopolitical tensions, hypersonic, hypersonic missiles, military advancements, military strategy, military technology, missile capabilities, missile defense, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national defense, regional conflict, taiwan, Taiwan defense, Taiwan news, TaiwanCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Potions Brewed:	154	Villages Defended:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4

lol this server is like taiwan building hypersonic missiles that can hit beijing but in minecraft form! come join us for some epic pvp battles and crazy adventures. we have secret bases, hidden treasures, and even a dragon that shoots rainbow lasers. you never know what you’ll find in our world, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

SpankCraft: Parental Struggles

acceptable discipline, American parents, child behavior, child discipline, child rearing, conflicting views, Cultural differences, disciplinary actions, discipline methods, family dynamics, hitting children, hitting pets, Parental, parental attitudes, parenting beliefs, pet behavior, pet discipline, pet ownership, physical punishment, research findings, SpankCraft, spanking, Struggles

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Towns Built:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than hittin kids or pets? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we gotz so much fun stuff goin on, u wont even hav time to think bout spankin anythin!

we gotz a secret world where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds, itz so magical u wont evn believe it! and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes glitter!

plus, our community is so chill and friendly, u wont evn hav to worry bout any drama or haters. we all just here to have a good time and build epic castles together.

so, forget bout spankin kids or pets, come join our crazy minecraft server and let ur imagination run wild!

Please hop on our server! [anarchy]

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, building, Challenges, Community, Competition, Conflicts, Dynamic world, Events, evolve, Exploration, growth, Hop, Immersive, Lore, multiplayer, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Treasures

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1047
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Emeralds Found:	2632	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	StripesSMP.minehut.gg
Description	Welcome to our brand-new public Minecraft server, designed to bring an exciting mix of survival, community building, and epic conflicts!
Starting Biome	Jungle/Grasslands
Current Players	3 active players

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP “StripesSMP.minehut.gg” in the Minecraft multiplayer server list and join.

Q: What can I expect when I first join the server?

A: You will spawn in a jungle/grasslands biome near a small village that can serve as a base of operations.

Q: Can I play solo or do I need to join a team?

A: You can play solo or join a team. The choice is yours!

Q: Are there plans to add more features to the server in the future?

A: Yes, as the server grows, we plan to introduce more features, events, and lore to enhance the player experience.

Eternal Void Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Afterlife, bread and circuses, Christianity, coping with reality, divine hiddenness, ETERNAL, European domination, existential angst, existentialism, gender dynamics, God is dead, hedonism, material goods, Medieval Times, nihilism, philosophy, Political, Problem of evil, Realms, Science, Void, white privilege, will to power

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
New Chunks Explored:	626576	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Yo, listen up homies! Are you tired of feeling like the world is going to sh*t and there’s no hope left for us white dudes? Are you sick of God being dead and science taking over everything? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness where you can escape from the harsh realities of life and just have a good time building and exploring. Forget about all that existential angst and join us for some epic adventures in a world where anything is possible. Who needs bread and circuses when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? So, why not take a break from it all and join our server today? Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time!

WeirdoSteveMC SMP

Bullied, different from others, eccentric student, LONER, misunderstood, nonconformist, odd personality, offbeat sense of humor, outcasted individual, outlandish fashion, Outsider, peculiar mannerisms, quirky habits, School, smp, social outcast, strange behavior, unconventional style, unique interests, unusual hobbies, weird kid, WeirdoSteveMC

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP that is literally the most insane thing ever. Like, you know how there’s always that one weird kid at school? Well, this server is like if that weird kid was a Minecraft server. It’s so weird, but in a good way, you know?

First of all, the admins are like these crazy geniuses who have created the most chaotic and hilarious world ever. Like, there’s this one time where they turned all the pigs into flying llamas and everyone had to ride them to get around. It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing.

And the players on this server are just as weird as the admins. Like, there’s this one guy who built a giant toilet house and only communicates in fart noises. And another player who wears a chicken suit all the time and only speaks in chicken puns. It’s so ridiculous, but that’s what makes it so fun.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and have you laughing until you cry, then you have to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the weirdest, most outrageous adventures of your life.

CraftyCampusFun

campus, Challenges, Classes, college, CraftyCampusFun, education, Experience, extracurricular activities, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, learning, Memories, opportunities, personal development, Professors, responsibilities, social life, Student Life, studying, success

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring lectures and endless assignments in college? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Who needs a degree when you can have a diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper? Say goodbye to student loans and hello to building your dream castle in the sky. So why waste your time in a stuffy classroom when you can join us for the ultimate adventure in blocky paradise? Let’s craft some memories together!

ERROR 555 Minecraft server

Account.., banner, Community, Creative, description, ERROR 555, Gaming, GIF, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, PC, Popular, Server, Server List, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Falling into the Void:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	9515

The owner of the server “ERROR 555” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

err0rw0rld.aternos.me:20258

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Classes, Discord, dsmp, Dungeon, endless dungeon, Fallen Gods, FANTASY, Grinding, Lore, mmo, mmorpg, multiplayer, rooms, RPG, Secrets, serpent, Server, smp, Undead, Unique

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before? The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become strong. Join DSMP today!

https://discord.gg/AsEPmhTfsc

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Dungeon SMP?	Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets.
What classes are available?	There are many different classes such as Serpent, Undead, and more.
What is the lore of the Fallen Gods?	The lore of the Fallen Gods is a key aspect of the server, providing depth to the world and story.
How can I become strong in Dungeon SMP?	By grinding and exploring the dungeon, you can level up and become stronger in the game.

UrbanCrafters 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3s, a2, a3, capcom pro tour, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, CVS2, Fightcade, Fightcade Play, Fighting Game, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, High level replays, Mai Teaser Trailer, New Balance Update, sfg, st, street fighter, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, UrbanCrafters, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Yo, have you seen the teaser trailer for this Minecraft server? It’s like watching a cat try to play Street Fighter 6, hilarious! And guess what? They just dropped a new balance update that will make you question your existence.

Oh, and did you hear about the Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer? It’s so epic, it will make you want to build a house out of diamond blocks in Minecraft.

Plus, the official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website is live on this server. You can watch high-level replays that will make you scream “Hadouken” in your sleep.

And don’t even get me started on the Street Fighter 6 Frame Data. It’s like trying to figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft, but way more intense.

Join this server now and become a Minecraft Street Fighter master. It’s like Fightcade, but with creepers and zombies. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than a creeper explosion in your base.

CraftyFlicksMC

action, Behavior, Censorship, cinematic liberties, comedy, CraftyFlicksMC, Drama, Entertainment, escapism, Ethics, FANTASY, Fiction, moral dilemmas, movies, Real Life, romance, societal norms, Suspense, taboo, thrillers, violence

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Zombie Dances:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7588
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest movie fantasies? Look no further! On our server, you can do all the things that are totally okay in movies but definitely not in real life. Want to jump off a cliff and survive without a scratch? Go for it! Feel like blowing up a building just for fun? No problem! Our server is the place where you can let your imagination run wild and do all the crazy things you’ve always wanted to do but know you shouldn’t in real life. So come join us and let the madness begin!