Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

ParentalRegretCraft

acceptance, admitting., Childhood, Communication, confession, EMBARRASSMENT, family, forgiveness, Guilt, Honesty, MISTAKES, ParentalRegretCraft, parents, past, regret, relationship, remorse, Secrets, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to confess to your parents that you accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing top hats. Don’t worry, we provide free therapy sessions for all players dealing with parental disappointment.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against an army of evil flying squids? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be sure to bring your own enchanted carrot for the llamas.

So why wait? Join our server today and start creating hilarious stories to tell your friends about the crazy adventures you’ve had. Just remember to always blame it on the creepers!

CraftyIsraelShooterBanter

Accountability, aid convoy, aid organizations, Conflict Resolution, CraftyIsraelShooterBanter, Diplomacy, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, israel palestine conflict, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace negotiations, political tensions, rectify conduct, Shooting, united states, US, violence

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, it’s so lit that even the US is getting involved. apparently, Israel is behind some crazy shooting at an aid convoy and now they gotta “immediately rectify” their conduct. like, what even is going on? but don’t worry, on this server, we don’t shoot aid convoys, we shoot creepers and zombies instead. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos and let’s show Israel how it’s done in the world of minecraft!

BrainyCraft: Ageing Risk Zone

ageing, BrainyCraft, Risk, Zone

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join our minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! we have dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows. our moderators are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells to make sure your experience is always magical.

build your own castle made entirely of cheese or create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. the possibilities are endless on our server!

plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you will gain immortality and be able to fly like a superhero. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the insanity begin!

The Cornfield: Where Sheepish Players Gotta Dodge the Cob to Survive!

Citizens, Cob, Community, cornfield, dodge, Evil Powers, Fantasy Home, Flower Stand, Food Stand, Gotta, Industry, Interior mods, Library of books, Life Roleplay, Lore, magical elements, Mayor, Medieval Home, modern home, Players, Protection, Sheepish, smp, sorcery, Story, Suggestions, SURVIVE

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The Field <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/minedk/">Minecraft Server</a>

The Field Minecraft Server

The Field is a Minecraft Modded server Community. We focus heavily on the Demands of our Members. Join Here • The Field

Our Idea:

We are staying on track with the classic vanilla theme, but with some improvements and upgrades including rare to get Magical Elements and Sorcery. Think of it as a Life Roleplay. Open your own Food or flower Stand, Decorate your house with Interior mods, Explore the wonders of the World, Create your own Village, Expand your Industry, Run for Mayor or be a Normal Citizen. It is up to you to make your Story and contribute to the Server’s Lore.

Features and Reasons to join:

We listen to our Community – Just give us a Suggestion and we will instantly review.
Dedicate some time to Obtain the Evil Powers of Magic and Insert fear into the Poor Villagers.
OR Dedicate some time to Obtain the Powers of Magic and Insert a sense of Protection into the Hard working Villagers
Create your own Modern/Medieval/Fantasy Home alongside other Players
Easy to learn mechanics
Mods like more biomes, more enchantments, more decoration blocks, more weapons (Including Special Swords), etc.
Variety of Content like Quests, Bounty hunts, Boss fights, Library of books to learn about Magic (Extremely rarely you will find Players already knowing these things. It’s up to you to teach them or keep it to yourself… for whatever suspicious reason)
Many Structures and redesigned Villages
Frequent and Active Community events

What ya waiting for? https://discord.gg/mW4jcABVFv

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Field Minecraft Server?	You can join by clicking on the link provided in the description: The Field Minecraft Server
What is the theme of the server?	The server focuses on a mix of classic vanilla gameplay with added elements of magic and sorcery for a unique roleplay experience.
Are there any special events or activities on the server?	Yes, the server hosts frequent community events, quests, bounty hunts, boss fights, and more to keep players engaged.
Can I suggest new ideas for the server?	Absolutely! The server values input from its community members and reviews suggestions regularly.

CraftyWar – Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buying, CraftyWar, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, Lotus Eaters, mag, Minecraft, modding, oblivion, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, Tierlists, Warbros, Warframe, Wiki

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We throw the best block parties in all of Minecraft!

2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got you covered.

3. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically have our own language. You’ll feel like you’re in a secret society of Minecraft pros.

4. Rumor has it, Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge our players to PvP battles. Are you brave enough to take him on?

5. We have a special event called “Dog Days” where all the mobs in the game turn into adorable puppies. It’s chaos, but it’s the cutest chaos you’ll ever see.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ShitterinoSMP – >"NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN MINECRAFT SMP…”

cockerino, fuckitini, gtquotNOOOO, heckin, karim benemini, kekeriniti, kekitini, Minecraft, niggetino, raperino, ronaldo, shafterini, shitterino, ShitterinoSMP, shittitini, smp, t. shartitino

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño on a hot summer day! Join us if you want to witness epic battles like “NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN SHITTERINO NIGGETINO FUCKITINI KEKERINITI” or heated debates like “NOOO RONALDO IS JUST HECKIN BETTER THAN COCKERINO SHITTITINI SHAFTERINI”. And let’s not forget the legendary players like “T. SHARTITINO RAPERINO KARIM BENEMINI KEKITINI” who will leave you in awe with their skills. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sharting (just kidding…maybe).

NoCleanCousinWatch

aita, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Carpet, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, control, cousin, DAUGHTER, discipline, family event, gossip, Mess, NoCleanCousinWatch, parenting, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, toddlers

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of family events like the one described above? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and hilarious adventure that will make you forget all about unruly toddlers and messy family drama.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about irresponsible aunts or screaming kids running amok. Instead, you’ll be free to build, explore, and have a blast with other players who know how to behave themselves (or at least try to).

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s guaranteed to be more fun than dealing with a toddler covered in pasta sauce. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family that respects you and your boundaries. See you in the game!

FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

FactoidFrenzy, facts that are not important, facts that are useless, facts that serve no purpose, facts you don’t need to know, Fun facts, Minecraft, obscure facts, pointless information, random knowledge, random useless facts, smp, Trivia, trivial knowledge, unimportant facts, useless facts, useless facts for trivia night, useless facts to know, useless information, useless knowledge, useless tidbits, useless trivia, weird facts

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a whole community dedicated to sharing the most useless and random facts you can imagine. Want to know how many ants it would take to lift a human? We’ve got you covered. Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on top of a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted golden apples. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the useless facts and hidden treasures!

TrickCraft: Old Dogs, New Tricks

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, determination, Development, dogess, Dogs, Experience, growth, knowledge, learning, new trick, old dog, perseverance, progress, resilience, self improvement, Skills, success, transformation, TrickCraft, Tricks, wisdom

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Yes, you heard that right – zombie chickens! These feathered fiends will peck your blocks and steal your diamonds, so watch out!

If you consider yourself an old dog or dogess and you have learned a new trick, well, on our server, you can teach your pet parrot to breakdance! That’s right, watch in awe as your feathered friend busts out some sick moves on the dance floor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the Minecraft universe. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

BalticInvasion Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, Baltic states, BalticInvasion, baltics, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, nato, putin, russia, SECURITY, Server, talks, threat, world news

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So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where Putin is, like, talking with his allies about invading the Baltics, but don’t worry, it’s all just a game, bro! Join this server for the ultimate thrill of pretending to be a world leader plotting world domination while building epic castles and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the impending invasion and stock up on diamonds. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Baltics in this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Towns Built:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7954

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Magic Items Found:	5450
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	59	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Divine Spears Created:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Divine Spears Created:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	5347	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Animals Bred:	152
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Dimension Hops:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	57
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Towns Built:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Innovative assburgers Minecraft Servers

The Field Minecraft Server

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