| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 198 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7835 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.
also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3584 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 199 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.
join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3538 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3732 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Server Name | sVanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| IP Address | corn.gg |
| Region | USA East |
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.
Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are hacked clients allowed? | No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival. |
| Is crystal PvP enabled? | No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat. |
| Are there economy plugins on the server? | No, the server economy is based on trading with other players. |
| Is the world map permanent? | Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset. |
| Are TNT duplication methods allowed? | Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server. |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9623 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 9422 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Votes: | 9913 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9081 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 119 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?
So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 1305 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 167250 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 12 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.
So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 5187 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 208 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 2072 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1892 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 185 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!
