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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7983 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Votes: | 8177 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Potions Brewed: | 110 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more. We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP tournaments with custom weapons and armor that make you feel like a god. And the best part? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, like what even is life anymore?
Oh, and did I mention the secret smell quest? Yeah, there’s this mysterious smell that only you can detect, and if you follow it, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player on the server. Trust me, it’s worth it.
So come join us and experience the most absurd, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, always watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.