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VictimCraft2021

Argument, Blame, BPD, clothes, custody, depression, diabetes, family, Favorite, infection, MONEY, nephew, piercings, selfish, sister, social media, Support, threat, Upset, Victim, VictimCraft2021

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7470
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of family drama and arguments over piercings vs. clothes for your nephew? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons! Leave the real world behind and escape to a place where the only threat is a zombie apocalypse, not your sister threatening to blame you for her bad decisions. Plus, our server is diabetes-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about infected piercings here! Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

CraftyMinds Minecraft Server

career goals, CraftyMinds, Development, Expertise, expertise in a field, expertise in a particular field, expertise in a specific field, expertise in a specific subject, expertise in a specific topic, expertise in a subject, expertise in a topic, field of study, growth, knowledge, learning, Mastery, Minecraft, Passion, PROFESSIONAL, Server, Skills, specialization

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of being a total noob in everything you do? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can instantly become an expert in any field you choose! Want to be a master builder? Done. Want to be a redstone genius? Easy peasy. Want to be a pro at farming? You got it. Join our server and watch as you become a Minecraft legend in no time! Who needs years of practice when you can just join our server and become a pro overnight? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft guru!

MineLifeUpgrade

balance, daily routine, Gratitude, habits, Happiness, Improvement, Lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, mindset shift, MineLifeUpgrade, personal growth, physical health, Positive Change, productivity, quality of life, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small change, wellness

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Towns Built:	10
New Chunks Explored:	223530	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the usual mobs and blocks? Well, look no further because our server will change your life in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and experience the mind-blowing transformation that comes with the simple change of adding rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter and confetti! Your quality of life will skyrocket as you navigate through a world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees that give out valuable loot.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with famous Minecraft celebrities like Steve and Herobrine. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare diamond-encrusted llama riding a rollercoaster through the clouds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the small change that will make a HUGE impact on your Minecraft life!

KremlinCraft: Attack on Diehl

arms industry, Attack, berlin, bild, cyber attack, cyber warfare, Diehl, Diehl Arms Plant, Espionage, european union, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, germany, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, KremlinCraft, military technology, political tensions, russia, sabotage, security breach

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5531
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

so, like, u know how russia is always up to some shady stuff, right? well, apparently they might have been behind this crazy attack on the diehl arms plant in berlin last month. bild, the german newspaper, is like, all over this story, saying that russia could be responsible for the whole thing. but like, who knows for sure, right? maybe it was just a bunch of creepers from minecraft causing chaos in the real world. speaking of minecraft, u should totally join our server, cuz we have the most epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs russia when u can have a blast playing minecraft with us? come join the fun and leave the drama to the real world!

SimulatedPrisonCraft

Artificial Intelligence, chance, Consciousness, Existence, existentialism, Imprisonment, Life, nonzero chance, philosophy, Possibility, Prison, Reality, Sentence, simulated reality, SimulatedPrisonCraft, simulation, simulation theory, speculation, Technology, uncertainty, virtual reality

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! EVER WONDERED IF YOUR LIFE IS JUST A SIMULATION? WELL, GUESS WHAT? ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN ESCAPE THAT SIMULATED PRISON SENTENCE AND LIVE YOUR BEST BLOCKY LIFE!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH PIXELATED ADVENTURES AND CRAZY SHENANIGANS! BUILD A CASTLE, FLY AROUND ON A PIG, OR EVEN BATTLE A GIANT CHICKEN! THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!

PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! WHO KNOWS WHAT TREASURES YOU’LL FIND DOWN THERE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND BREAK FREE FROM YOUR SIMULATED PRISON SENTENCE TODAY! #YOLO #BLOCKLIFE

PolyBirdsCraft

Animal Behavior, avian ecology, bird species, breeding, Evolution, evolutionary adaptation, evolutionary biology, faster evolution, Females, genetic diversity, mate choice, mating behavior, Monogamous, multiple males, PolyBirdsCraft, reproductive strategies, research, scientific study, Season, sexual selection, shorebird species

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

so, like, come join our server, dude! we got all the shorebird species you could ever want! females breeding with multiple males? yep, we got that too! our server is evolving faster than any monogamous species out there, bro! join us and be a part of the craziest breeding frenzy in all of Minecraft history! who needs monogamy when you can have multiple partners in one season? come on, join the fun and see where evolution takes us next!

MonsterAIM › Minecraft Server 1.12.2 – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Cases, Comfortable Modes, Delights of the Server, Friends, Honest Administration, MonsterAIM project., responsive administration, Shop, Starter Kit, Surcharge, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

If you love Anarchy, Survival? ?Then come to us! Our server is ready to please you with its responsive, honest Administration and comfortable modes!? Thank you for choosing us)? IP: MonsterAIM.ru-mc.ru

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CraftyFateMC Server – Alter the Grand Order

Alter, CraftyFateMC, Drop Rates, Eight Dog Chronicles, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, Future Materials, Global Release Celebration, GRAND, Kyokutei Bakin, Main Interlude, mats, Minamoto-no-Tametomo, NA General, Nanmei Yumihari, Ooku, Order, quartz, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Server, Summoning Info, tsukihime

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6273	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our epic server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)! Join now for a chance to mine diamonds while riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky!

We’ve got more updates than a villager trade menu, including a new “Main Interlude: Ooku” quest where you can battle against evil mobs while rocking your best kimono skin. And don’t miss out on our Eight Dog Chronicles event, where you can summon legendary warriors like Kyokutei Bakin and Minamoto-no-Tametomo to fight by your side (or at least until they get blown up by a stray creeper).

Plus, our server has more resources than a fully stocked ender chest, with handy tools like a Coin Calculator to help you manage your virtual riches and a Damage Calculator to see just how much destruction you can cause with that enchanted diamond sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start crafting your own epic adventure! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen and never trust a chicken with a TNT block.

RoonedCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, DEBT, financial burden, financial crisis, financial difficulties, financial disaster, financial emergency, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial meltdown, financial ruin, financial setback, financial stress, financial struggle, financial troubles, financial worries, Minecraft, money management, money problems, RoonedCraft, Server, struggling financially

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of being financially ruined in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch your virtual bank account skyrocket to unimaginable riches! Our virtual economy is so booming, even Bill Gates would be jealous. Say goodbye to your real-life money problems and hello to endless virtual wealth!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have tea parties with creepers. Our pixelated world is filled with endless adventures and surprises around every corner. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even become the richest player in the game and leave all your financial woes behind. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

NoFriendZone Minecraft Server

bar, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, couples, Event, Friends, games, Girlfriend, girlfriend’s friends, Invitation, Minecraft, NoFriendZone, partner, Prizes, quality time, relationship, Server, socializing, TEAM, TICKETS

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and have a great time without any relationship drama.

Join us and leave your girlfriend and her friends behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs real-life events when you can win stupid prizes and have a blast with your virtual friends?

Don’t be the third wheel in your own relationship – come join our server and make new friends who won’t invite random people to your hangouts without asking first. Trust us, you won’t regret it!