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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7030 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
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